I just got a call from Letterman's writers, they can't seem to come up with a killer

[burythehatchet]

joke for tonight, referring to McRottingCorpse being stood up by Joe the Republick Pundit.

They need help......


My entry:

"Hey John, did you call Katie Couric?"

[Parche]

1. Use McDrano Time to clean your pipes

[NightWatcher]

2. it's not an insult, maybe there was a toilet full of shit with his name on it

and the shit won out over McCain

[SoCalDem]

3. It was a Joe-brainer

"little joe", that is?

cute chick?
grumpy old man?

he chose the barbie-chick:)

[Cerridwen]

4. Not the sharpest POLITICAL tool in the shed. n/t

[malaise]

5. Joe the plumber ran from the sewer

in 'record' time. :D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. There were bigger toilets to unclog in Akron.

EEE-yuh-huh

[randr]

7. Maybe he got a job

[burythehatchet]

8. Dave's looking to jab McLurch

its up to us to roast Joe the Ho

[LiberalHeart]

9. He was at the Watergate interviewing for a job . Or...

Joe was working on his state of the union address.

[LiberalHeart]

10. "Maybe he's just not that into you, John."

[Dukkha]

11. he's now Rogue The Plumber

meh. I give it a C- not my best.

[lonestarnot]

12. I think they could find it in here if they look hard enough!

:rofl:

[JJ]

13. Bush called him to the White House to advise him on Syria.

[JJ]

14. Cindy was no where to be found either...

Joe the Plumber laying some pipe????

[Gman2]

15. You only need a plumber, IF, you have power. Or the feces backs up.

Sarah foretold the Republumber's absence, she ebonically described the need for the plumbers postponed visit to Jo-mamma.

[BeFree]

16. ....

Took that date with a six-pack he's been checking out.

[rug]

17. He had to cancel so he coud unclog the economy.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

18. He looked at McCain's campaign and realized he had nothing more to go on

[kitty1]

19. Plumbers never show up when they say they will n/t

[grantcart]

20. Bush called Joe the Plummer to go to DC and help solve the economic crises

But in fact he was around the corner doing a sit down with The Daily Show

sorry John

[kitty1]

21. He was busy practicing for the next America's got talent show

[DireStrike]

22. Did he at least send a Dear John letter?

Explain that he had other johns to attend to?

[kitty1]

23. John was busy at his new book signing; :From Washers to Washington

The rise of Joe the Plumber