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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:24 PM
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I'm on a Conference Call with John Boehner!
He's taking questions.

What should I ask him?
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:25 PM
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1. How many fifths does he pound down in a day
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:26 PM
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2. apparently it's common knowledge around here.
hilarious
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OnyxCollie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:27 PM
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3. How long does his spray-on tan last? Does it run when he cries? nt
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:53 PM
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24. Does he really cry or is there an onion
in his pocket?
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:28 PM
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4. Is Palin Qualified?: He sez Palin is smart.
and has a cabinet to advise her, if she was in that situation.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:53 PM
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23. Umm. No She's Not
All one has to do is listen. She's dumber than Bush, and that's saying something.
The Professor
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:28 PM
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5. Ask him how he got the name "Boner." n/t
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:29 PM
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6. Ask him if he's stopped beating his wife.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:29 PM
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7. Ask him what I should have for dinner. I *think* he's qualified to answer that. But not much else.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:29 PM
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8. Ewww
Ask him why he cries all the time.
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:43 PM
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16. longtime drunks have problems controlling emotions. n/t
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:29 PM
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9. One caller blaming all Democrats for the economic crisis.
Boehner is trashing Dodd & Frank re: Fannie & Freddie
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:29 PM
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10. How do you pronounce Boehner?
I say "Boner"

So says Stephanie Miller..."When two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking!"
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TroglodyteScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:35 PM
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13. Don't you know that an "o" + an "e" gives a long "a" sound?
You know...like "Ray" v Wade and Edgar Allen "Pay"

Hm, maybe that rule only applies when the expected pronunciation is a terribly embarrassing genital reference.
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:43 PM
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18. Amy Poehler. John Boehner. Noeh question.
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:45 PM
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19. honestly, the real reason for that pronunciation is...
that English-speakers can't pronounce the original German.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 08:06 PM
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26. If you soe so.
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:31 PM
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11. Will he be handing out checks soon.nt
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:31 PM
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12. Caller dave really wants to go nuclear
Boehner's blaming dems for energy dependency.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:36 PM
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14. Will his proposed economic stimulus package be better than McSame's?
Is he trying to distract from the candidate's lame package?

http://www.cqpolitics.com/wmspage.cfm?docID=news-000002...
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:36 PM
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15. Ask him if he regrets being an ass ...
... now that his party will be in minority for the rest of his political career?

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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:43 PM
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17. Ask Him How Many Kleenex's He Uses Per Day Crying
:rofl: :hi:
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:45 PM
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20. Ask himwhich was the bigger underlying cause...
... of the credit crisis: Fannie and Freddie, or credit default swaps?
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:46 PM
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21. Ask him about this quote:
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his greed."
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Jazzgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:49 PM
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22. Ask him....
what's up with his toupee?
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 08:02 PM
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25. what does he have against Americans voting?
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 08:08 PM
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27. Call's over. You guys are hilarious.
And I didn't even get to ask him if dipsomania is covered under his proposed healthcare plan.
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DeeDeeNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 08:10 PM
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28. Ask him to talk about the Tuskegee airmen
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 08:37 PM
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29. Give the Boehner a break. He can't even pronounce his own name correctly.
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 08:43 PM
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30. Is that toupee real or acrylic?
just asking...
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 08:45 PM
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31. my guess was krylon
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 09:02 PM
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34. Is there such thing as a "real" toupee?
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sixmile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 08:51 PM
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32. Tax cuts
They haven't worked so far. What historical economic data can he show to prove they will work going forward?

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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 09:01 PM
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33. Where were you an hour ago!
When I was ready to ask about his funny name, his drinking and his hair?
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DeeDeeNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 07:32 AM
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35. Did you ever get to ask anything? NT
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 07:35 AM
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36. Ask him how many martinis at lunch it takes to make him cry on the floor of the House. nt
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