Failed Campaign

[undergroundpanther]

A Failed Campaign
by Underground Panther

He was the straight talk express
She was a hockey wife.
They were GOP they had the easy life.
Until the McCain Campaign

McCain looked around, everyone was pained.
He was an utter bore,or so it seemed
That's when the straight talk got strange

McCain had to pick VP he had to do that right.
She couldn't say much, but had look alright.
Invigorate the party.Fix this geriatric image blight
They'd meet in Alaska tonight.

Palin had to memorize talking points and lines
The way to shake hands and read the signs
Talking to reporters,appearing on Saturday Night Live
Showing her stupidity and the polls dive
Trying to ignore the way Dem's laugh..
Failing Campaign...

The Gop are beginning to wish they were dead
Deserting the party because of her empty head
She wouldn't read the tele-prompter
She couldn't speak in public at all.

McCain's skin resembles cottage cheese
No makeup can cover up his ethical disease..
He begins to cry some nights,in his depends,
On the Campaign trail he lives in a dream,
where Palin is intellegent and he always wins.
Watching his poll numbers tank on TV
McCain screaming slurs on robocalls
Backpedaling still stuck in his Failed Campaign

The election results, fateful November Night
Media feared they were sacked and they were right..
Palin she had to get out of sight
Grab her gun,hurry get off of the bus
McCain going insane
realizing his Failed Campaign was a bust

A year has passed it's 2009
no call from McCain for all this time
Palin's support has all but disappeared
except for her fun-die secessionist friends

Many years have passed by since Obama's win
McCain has since died in the loony bin
and without a mention of her in the press
Palin was fit to be tied,her life is a mess

But there is one thing I hope for sure,
We won't see Palin's face no more.

Because of that Failed Campaign