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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:28 AM
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Fun with freepers. New conspiracy theory: "Obama switched at birth" LOL

Posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 9:40:04 AM by mgist


Andy Martin, Hawaii, Obama not Barack Obama, FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS father, OBAMA’S ORIGINAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE, INCOMPLETE OR TAMPERED WITH

October 22, 2008 ·

From Andy Martin in Hawaii:


“ANDY MARTIN
Executive Editor
ContrarianCommentary.com

“Factually Correct, Not
Politically Correct”

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:


“OPERATION ALOHA OBAMA” YIELDS UP THE TRUTH ABOUT BARACK OBAMA

PART THREE: BARACK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA

“OBAMA’S FATHER WAS FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS. OBAMA IS REALLY FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS, JR.,” SAYS ANDY MARTIN

OBAMA’S ‘DREAMS FROM FATHER] WAS REALLY A BOOK ABOUT HIS REAL FATHER, FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS

OBAMA WAS THE VICTIM OF A HISTORICAL ANOMALY, AND ROBBED OF HIS BIRTHRIGHT AS THE SCION OF CIVIL RIGHTS ROYALTY

OBAMA’S ORIGINAL “VAULT” BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS EITHER INCOMPLETE OR TAMPERED WITH, WHICH IS WHY IT HAS NEVER SURFACED.

MARTIN SAYS OBAMA SHOULD SUBMIT TO DNA TESTING WITH HIS BROTHERS

WAS OBAMA THE “VICTIM” OF A PRO-LIFE MOTHER?

(HONOLULU, HI)(October 22, 2008) Internet powerhouse Andy Martin told a Honolulu news conference today that after an intense international investigation he is convinced that Barack Obama, Junior, the presidential candidate is really the son of Obama’s controversial mentor Frank Marshall Davis.

“Mendacious adults ’switched’ Obama at birth. That is why he has refused to allow access to the original or ‘vault’ birth certificate,” Martin told a Honolulu news conference. “We believe the original certificate did not list a father. Barack Obama became the father as a result of an agreement between Ann Dunham, Frank Marshall Davis and Barack Obama, Sr.

“Davis was already married to a White Woman. He did not need a nonmarital child by a second one. Ann probably refused to have what was then called a ‘back alley’ abortion. Davis may have felt that ‘Obama’ would face less stigma with an ‘African’ background than a Negro one. The civil rights revolution, of course, turned that gambit upside down. In discovering and understanding what happened we cannot forget we are dealing with events in 1961, not 2008.

“The irony in all of this is that Obama once stated he did not want his daughters to be ‘victimized’ with a child. And he is alive because his mother took the contrary view.

“Barack Obama has known this since adulthood, and the shock of this discovery still reverberates in his psyche.

“Ironically, what I have to say today dilutes the ‘Muslim’ theory that has propagated. Davis was not a Muslim. If Obama had told the truth at some point in his life, instead of living endlessly with the lies that were imposed on him by the adults in his life, we would have avoided a great deal of confusion. I, for one, have deep compassion for Mr. Obama. He is not the first person in history to be caught up in this kind of family fraud.

“The disclosure by the two women in his life that he was not the ’son’ of his ‘father’ also explains why he manifests such extreme ambivalence to both his mother and grandmother. He is angry because he was cheated of his real father.

“Obama was robbed of his birthright of being the son of civil rights royalty, and of a father with whom he was completely simpatico. He could have grown up the son of Frank Marshall Davis, civil rights pioneer and activist, cutting-edge journalist, poet and man of letters. Mr. Davis was an extraordinary man in a dark period of this nation’s history, the pre-dawn of the civil rights era.

“Obama has probably suspended his campaign and is flying to Honolulu because he is deathly afraid his grandmother may make a ‘dying declaration’ and blow the whistle on his family fraud. Dying people often blurt out the truth. The true facts of Obama’s parentage also reflect why there has been so much tension and alienation, as well as genuine love, in Obama’s relationship with his grandmother.

“There has been a great deal of confusion and misconception about Frank Marshall Davis. A brief history lesson is essential to understanding the bizarre facts of Obama’s provenance.

“During the 1920’s and 30’s many Negros (African-Americans) became ‘communists’ because the Soviet Union and the Communist Party USA promised to end racial segregation and Jim Crow laws in the United States. The Democratic Party, of course, was the powerful force behind segregation and Jim Crow. So it is a twist of fate that the same party that oppressed Blacks has now nominated one for president.

“Madelyn Dunham is the last surviving person who knows the truth about the switch. That is why as we closed in on Dunham, Obama went ballistic, cancelled his campaign and came to Hawai’i to head us off.

“I actually carry an official, certified pocket-sized birth certificate on me at all times . But this is NOT my ‘birth certificate.’ The original certificate is held in the City Clerk’s vault in Middletown, Connecticut. That is what has come to be known as the ‘vault copy.’

“Likewise, the document that Obama has plastered over the Internet is NOT his original birth certificate or even a copy of his original certificate. It is a computer generated facsimile of an official record and nothing more. The original certificate was either handwritten or typewritten, not computer-generated in 1961. No one has ever seen that original certificate except the people that are working so hard to keep it hidden from the American people.

“I am asking Judge Ayabe to impound the value certificate and have the court hold it for safekeeping.

“By the time Barack Obama learned who he was, it was too late to change his identity. He was who he was, so he continued the ruse of being the son of an ‘African herder,’ which was yet another lie. ‘Dreams From My Father’ bears no connection to dreams from Barack Obama; there were none. It was Frank Marshall Davis who communicated his dreams to his secret son.

“There is a simple way for Obama to resolve this controversy: he can either admit the truth of these facts and order the immediate release of his vault certificate; or he can submit to a DNA test. We can conduct a Maury Povich-style DNA test to determine filiation between Obama and his brothers, one of whom blogs at BarackObama.com.

“In closing, I can only say that we used the fictional ‘Hawai’i Five-O’ as our dramatic template for this investigative operation. We could have as easily used the great, real-life Hawai’i detective Chang Apana as our polestar. He was featured in yesterday’s newspaper.

“As for Mr. Obama, all I can say is ‘Book’em Danno.” Case solved. Barack Obama the presidential candidate is the son of Frank Marshall Davis.” Martin stated.

“I bear Mr. Obama no ill will and no animus. I have only been a faithful servant of the search for truth, and I believe we finally know the secret truths about who Barack Obama really is: the son of Frank Marshall Davis.”"

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2114025/posts

Do you think that next year we can pass a law requiring freeps to take their medication?
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:31 AM
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1. That was a magnificent piece of fiction.
First rate stuff... B-)
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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:40 AM
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6. LOL! He did say he used Hawaii Five-O as a template.
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gaspee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:32 AM
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2. All right
I'd thought I'd heard it all by now. It's kind of fun trying to guess what these idiots are going to come up with next!

Oh, I know! His real parents were space aliens!
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Sheets of Easter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:33 AM
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3. On the bright side, Marshall is a much less creepier middle name than Hussein.
That ought to amount for something to these fruit loops. :)

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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:34 AM
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4. Why do they think Obama would PERSONALLY fly to Hawaii to do this...
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 09:34 AM by Bicoastal
...when he has hundreds of competent staffers who could easily take care of this "problem"...if there was a problem.
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leftynyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:38 AM
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5. Doesn't that mess with their theory
that he's not an American citizen. These pathetic yahoos can't keep their conspiracies straight.
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:40 AM
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7. Wow, they really are desperate! That's hilarious.
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:40 AM
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8. DUPE
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 09:40 AM by Union Thug
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MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:48 AM
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9. So he isn't a Muslim? Gosh now I am confused.
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:49 AM
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11. I guess not. They had to give that up to fit the new theory.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:48 AM
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10. Freepers really are some sick bastards. nt
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:51 AM
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12. And how would that affect who he is now, the person he has become? Are we not voting for the Obama
of 2008 not the "baby" Obama of whatever year this was supposed to have happened.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:00 AM
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13. And all along I thought Obama was the antichrist.....
now he's an American?

Well, I'll vote for him anyway...

mark
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:03 AM
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14. Has anyone ever seen McCain's original birth certificate?
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:09 AM
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15. Heh. Check out what happens when a freeper tries to get rational.
To: mgist
Ironically, what I have to say today dilutes the ‘Muslim’ theory that has propagated. Davis was not a Muslim.

Bulls**t!!! Does not matter who "fathered" him. What MATTERS is who raised him in what way and in what atmosphere. He was raised BY A MUZZIE AS A MUZZIE! Makes no difference whose seed pounced on mamma's egg to make this slimy scum bag.


17 posted on Friday, October 24, 2008 9:51:11 AM by RetiredArmy (The TIME for revolution to take back this Republic nears!)
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:16 AM
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16. lol
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plaintiff Donating Member (418 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:35 AM
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19. I have a feeling "RetiredArmy" is actually a Section 8.
:eyes:
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darkism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:31 AM
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17. This was my first thought, with some paraphrasing to fit the situation:
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 10:31 AM by darkism
Mr Martin, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent diatribe were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this message board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:31 AM
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18. Sadly, some news about the Internet powerhouse Andy Martin is getting deleted
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 10:42 AM by muriel_volestrangler
such as this tantalising snippet from the Hannity forums, which they've since erased:

"Is Obama's Gma really ill or ??? - Sean Hannity Discussion
23 Oct 2008 ... He was seen by Internet powerhouse Andy Martin headed into the Hall of Records-- in full disguise, carrying a magic marker and a container of ..."

:rofl:

Somehow, I suspect the Internet powerhouse Andy Martin doesn't really take himself too seriously.

On edit: I just realised this 'Andy Martin' is the anti-semitic idiot that Hannity interviewed in his hit piece on Obama, and that Robert Gibbs used to show Hannity for the hypocriticla idiot that he is. OK, so he does take himself seriously (I thought no-one could describe themselves in a press release as an 'Internet powerhouse' without it being satire). So his full thesis is that someone (Obama, probably) is breaking into the Hawaii Hall of Records in disguise with a magic marker to change the records?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:43 AM
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20. OMG BARACK OBAMA IS JOHNNY GOSCH!!1k11!KL1;11VDSQ
;JFLD;HFWEIQHF
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Alter Ego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:46 AM
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21. Oh God if I could I would be laughing fit to burst.
He's actually the son of Jor-el, born on Krypton! You fools!
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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 11:19 AM
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22. "Obama has probably suspended his campaign and is flying to Honolulu"
I remember that someone suspended a campaign, but I can't recall who it was.
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 11:46 AM
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23. If anyone has seen this picture of Obama's 'young' grandfather..the one from Kansas
one would have to say...he just spit him out of his mouth.


Grandparents
Stanley and Madelyn Dunham pose with Obama's mother Ann in a photograph probably taken in the 1950s. Born in Kansas, Obama's maternal grandparents lived in four states before settling in Hawaii.
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