How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb - lighter side

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Probably has been on DU before, but worth a laugh all the same

How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.


I've started one on the McCrypt campaign:

1. One to claim that "Joe the Electrician" will be taxed on his earnings for screwing in the light bulb.
2. One to announce that McCrap is suspending his campaign until the light bulb is fixed.
3. One to claim that so long as the electrician is "hot" she can change a light bulb.