Cheeney having an atrial fibrilation...

[Subdivisions]

How do you wish someone like that well?

Edited to add: Just breaking on MSNBC.

[supernova]

1. I hope he moves on to a lower plain of existence

Most of us evolve. He is devolving.

[cdb]

2. I don't wish him well. I wish him the opposite.

Really, and sorry for the negativity. Evil bastard.

[smoogatz]

3. It's not life-threatening in itself.

But it is mightily unpleasant. Couldn't happen to a bigger fuckwad.

[last1standing]

4. You can just say that you hope he never has another one.

Then leave it at that.

[Robbien]

5. He should slow down and take a rest. Say another three months of bed rest

should do the trick.

[tekisui]

6. And, I thought I had lost my faith in prayer.

[ShortnFiery]

7. Vice President George W. Bush is NOW singing the blues ... Come Around Big Dick!?!

http://www.cougarstein.com/totalcollapse.mp3

Total Collapse of Dick's Heart
Lyrics by John Cougarstein
Sung to "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

(Come around)
Every now and then I get a little bit worried that you're never coming 'round

(Come around)
Every now and then I get a little bit tired memorizing nuclear codes by myself

(Come around)
Every now and then I know I'll never get the budget without all the cartoons you draw

(Come around)
Every now and then I need you to remind me not to dance in front of John Ashcroft

(Come around, Big Dick)
Every now and then I fall apart

(Come around, Big Dick)
Every now and then I fall apart

(Come around)
Every now and then I mix up King Hussein of Jordan and Saddam Hussein of Iraq

(Come around)
Every now and then I tell a racist joke in front of Colin Powell 'cuz I forget he is black

(Come around)
Every now and then I get a little bit edgy and I need you to score me some blow

(Come around)
Every now and then I wonder why did they cancel "Small Wonder," that was such a good show

(Come around, Big Dick)
Every now and then I fall apart

(Come around, Big Dick)
Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
and I need you more than ever

I lost the number for Condi Rice
and I lost a rematch with Grenada

And I can't call my Dad for advice
'cuz he's cutting me off

Together we can make it to the end of the term
I promise not to stain Lynne's dress with my sperm

I really need you tonight
Grenada kicked my ass tonight
Grenada kicked my ass tonight

Once upon a time it was parties and brew
now they make me work until dark

Don't know what to do
Total collapse of Dick's heart

Once I was the dumbest guy in the room

[Virginia Dare]

8. Too bad the country had to collapse before he did...n/t

[MiniMe]

9. He had to cancel a campaign event because of it.

I wonder if McCain requested he not come, and this is Cheney's way of saving face. Note, my Dad had a bad heart, and he lived with Atrial Fibrillation for years. So while it is serious and needs to be checked out, it isn't necessarily a deadly condition in itself. I hope Cheney recovers so he can enjoy his retirement in the Hague.

[lpbk2713]

12. So now it will turn in to a prayer meeting.

[MiniMe]

13. I don't think any of my answer was a prayer

But I won't wish ill health on anybody. The only reason I wished for recovery was so he could spend time in the Hague. I hardly call that a prayer meeting, unless you are holding a prayer meeting for Cheney to end up in the Hague.

[reggaehead]

15. me either

but an October surprise for health reasons? There's only one person in America with a lower approval rating than Bush. And that's Doctor Evil. I'm just wondering how they plan to get someone approved.

[reggaehead]

16. I take it back

Dick Cheney has no heart. and never has. He's the Grinch personified.

[MiniMe]

17. LOL

[tavalon]

10. I don't

[tavalon]

11. I don't

[marions ghost]

14. I'd better not think anything about this....

I was overjoyed when Jesse Helms' heart stopped but then they got it going again and he lived on fumes for another 10 years....

I remember the headlines, "Helms' Heart Stops" I'm sure they sold a lot of papers with that one.

[yy4me]

18. October Surprise.! I can't say what I am thinking and I do not

wish him well. Not very charitable of me but you know what? Charity begins at home and what he has done to my home is criminal. I hope he has no anesthesia.

[whistle]

19. The only thing that is fibbing is Dick Cheney's mouth...as far as his heart

...he is like the Tin Man of Oz, he hasn't got one!