My President spent $850 billion dollars in Manhattan and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!

[ddeclue]

Oh wait... I didn't even get a T-Shirt!

What a ripoff!

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

[graywarrior]

1. You got corn holed!!!!

Be grateful.

[Winterblues]

2. Maybe your pResident but most certainly not mine.

I have never and will never acknowledge that man as President. He was selected by the Extreme Court and did not win election by the American People.

[zeemike]

3. True enough, but he plays one on TV.

[lib2DaBone]

4. I Hear ya ddeclue... it hurts after a while....or maybe..it just gets old

There are few things in Life I get passionate about. Except 911... I didn't believe the official story (I never will), and the Iraq War. I didn't believe Saddam had Nuukuler Weapons. (and he didn't). So for 8 years we stood back and watched Boosh milk the country for every dollar he could extract. No one even questioned if we should even be in Iraq? Palin and Biden stood there last night and argued about who's the most Patriotic and who can send most troops to a failed meat grinder in Iraq. Last night I wanted to ask Caribou Barbie.., "Just what is your vision of Victory in Iraq?" (Of course, Gwen IfIll would never ask this question.) Why aren't the American people asking what 'Victory' means in Iraq? $30 Billion a month to fight a war... yet we can't fix our roads or take care of our senior citizens? Something is wrong..Very wrong...but this is no revelation. The media talks about a "Credit Crisis", but no one expresses any surprise or dismay to the fact that we have shiped 5 million jobs to China in the last 7 years? I went to the grocery store yesterday and told them I was "Patriotic", but I didn't have a job and I had no money. They didn't give me groceries! Can you believe it? What if I was a Hockey Mom and Religious Fundy.. would I get free groceries then? Nahh, not putting a lot of faith in that scenario. My only conclusion can be that this country is sick.. the politicians are sick.. and the media are sick. I don't know what else to say, other than good luck and I hope everyone has a good sleeping bag and a dry tent. What's a'comin ain't gonna be pretty. <rant off>

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. The "No Banker Left Behind" bill works! It really works!

Not my joke...I'm not that clever.