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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:06 AM
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The Rude Pundit: What Biden Ought To Say (Rude Version)
If at tonight's debate, Gwen Ifill asks Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden whether he thinks Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is qualified to be president, and he doesn't say, "Gwen, let me speak for the vast majority of people in this country when I say, frankly and honestly, 'What the fuck?' No, really, What. The. Fuck. I mean, everyone's seen this goddamned idiot over here running around and playing national candidate dress-up. And isn't it embarrassing? Isn't it just so depressingly, godforsakenly embarrassing? C'mon, Republicans, you gotta hate yourselves for having to constantly defend her when she says something utterly incomprehensible or just plain friggin' dumb. You gotta hate yourselves for how far you've devolved.

"Really, what the fuck? And don't gimme that fuckin' little sour-faced sneer, Sarah, where you look like just sucked a sweaty hobo's cock. 'Cause you know it's true and every time you get asked a question that stumps you, which is every fuckin' question, and you get that look in your eyes like the deer laying on the road way after the headlights have gone by, you gotta wonder, 'What the fuck?' yourself. You're in over your head, and there ain't no life preserver here.

"Last week, we all had to watch while John McCain treated Barack Obama like he had just fucked McCain's daughter's lily-white snatch with his big black dick. Barack Obama fought for months to win the votes of his party to win the nomination. What the fuck did you do, Sarah? You ran a town that's the size of a Super Wal-Mart? You're a governor? Of fuckin' Alaska? Jesus fuckin' Christ, that means your only job is to see how much you can get away with fucking up the environment to squeeze a little more filthy oil lucre out of the wheezing earth so you can please the corporations that fuckin' own your state and to see how much you can afford to bribe the citizens there with Exxon's profits. And you're on stage with me? At best, you should be the second focus group-ready questioner in a townhall meeting, you know, the crazy Christian chick from a rural state no one gives a fuck about but we all have to pretend matters because of the electoral college.

"And you wanna make fun of me? Saying you were in 2nd grade when I was first in the Senate? Fuck you. You know what I was doing then while your daddy was showing you how to rip the intestines out of a moose or some such shit? I was trying to stop the Nixon administration from blowing the fuck out Cambodia. And when you were sashaying your ass around a stage in a swimsuit and heels, wondering if you could just handjob the judges backstage, I was facing down Ronald Reagan for his insane policies, including in Lebanon. But that'd be history and that requires you to think about more than whatever talking points John McCain has been jamming up your twat and down your throat for the last couple of months, which is the only time you've given a shit about more than how to use your office to get jobs for friends, take revenge on ex-in-laws, and get pretty, shiny presents.

"I don't wanna fuckin' hear about this dink anymore. I don't wanna know about how she went to six different safety schools before squeezing out a vanity degree like a turd from a constipated old man. I don't wanna hear about her retarded baby. I don't wanna hear about her knocked-up teenage daughter. I don't wanna hear about her fuckin' redneck husband. Fuck them. They are the ones who need to be led, not the ones who need to be leading. So I don't give a fuck about what Bush with boobs here has to say about jack shit. And you know what else? I don't wanna hear about the wisdom of small town America. You know where the Founders spent their time? In the cities. In Paris. In London. Small towns? That's called 'isolation.' And it's bullshit political talk for 'white,' Gwen. Oh, do I sound elitist? If it's elitist to want to elect people who actually have a thought in their head about more than whether or not to name the next child 'Remington' or 'Colt,' then, fine, fuck me, it's elitist.

"This ain't a fuckin' game, Gwen. It ain't a fuckin' beauty pageant where you can give a cross-eyed hummer to a flute and charm your way to second place. We already played let's-put-the-idiot-in-charge. How'd that work out, huh? So it ain't funny that we are actually having a serious discussion about someone who is caught off guard when asked for a newspaper she reads. It's not funny. Not when the top of her ticket is Old Geezer Grumpy McStrokeEye. So, no, Gwen, even if the economy was so good that everyone was knee deep in cash and pussy or cock, even if Osama bin Laden told all his people to go back to goat fucking and then killed himself, even if all of a sudden we discovered we could all power our cars cleanly with pig shit, even if the streets were paved with gold, Gwen, this fuckin' idiot, who couldn't discuss a foreign policy even though her soldier son's life depends on it and who couldn't even name the Exxon Valdez case, fer chrissake, oughta be arrested if she sets foot in Washington, DC," then the whole thing will be worthless.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/
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RedLetterRev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:12 AM
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1. ..."oughta be arrested if she sets foot in Washington, DC"...
They can't arrest for stooput. More's the pity. Else 97% of the pug party would be pounding big rocks into little ones, and little ones into dust.
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jrockford Donating Member (504 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 07:54 PM
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58. True, but the point was they oughta nt
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:21 AM
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2. K&R
We need to fight rude with rude sometimes!
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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:23 AM
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3. Greatness :)
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FirstLight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:29 AM
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4. Bwaahahaa!
I LOVE this rant! (I'll have to send the link to my email list...)

"Old Geezer Grumpy McStroke Eye" My favorite!

:rofl:

*sigh* I really hope Joe says something like this...maybe a cleaned up version...the fact of her incompetence needs to out there for all to hear in plain english, with a little rage thrown in...
Shall we send this to Joe?
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:31 AM
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5. The Rude Pundit's posts...
Are too nuanced and unemotional for me.

TlalocW
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lazyriver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:34 AM
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6. Yeah, me too. I hate having to read between the lines to find out
how he really feels. ;-)
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Fedja Donating Member (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 02:31 AM
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62. Ditto
so much work stripping the PC dressing and legalese off his statements.
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:34 AM
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7. "playing national candidate dress-up" nails it exactly...
thanks for posting :)

Sid
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:35 AM
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8. Ol' RP is a dangerous choice...
To be sending out to friends on a CC: list, but dayum, he cuts to the marrow of things. If people weren't so ready to be offended, at every given moment, he would provide the best learning moments around, in the most concise, non-bullshit manner.

But alas, too many people go through their every day with a 2-mile stick up their ass.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:25 AM
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17. ...
:thumbsup:
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whatchamacallit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:44 AM
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9. If only...
:rofl:
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blisteringcold Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:44 AM
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10. Priceless...
That was the most entertaining thing I've read in a long time! Thanks for brightening my sick-day.
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Blaze Diem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:44 AM
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11. I think Joe Biden would get a wholehearted laugh outta this one.
Because it is the effin truth.
And he knows it.
---------
Well done Rude Pundit.
Love you more every time I read your posts.
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No DUplicitous DUpe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:50 AM
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12. This is amazing. A must read.

Just...wow.
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jmondine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:15 AM
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13. As the father of a special needs child...
... I have to admit that the "retarded" thing stung a bit. But then, it is the Rude Pundit, and expecting to read his column regularly and never be offended is just naive.
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 01:45 PM
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37. I see your point
I'm a little squeamish about that too--but then, I don't think it would be an issue if she didn't hold up poor little Trig (Track?) as proof of her anti-choice superiority. The poor little guy isn't a child to her; he's a rallying cry.
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 10:09 AM
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70. Then it must chap your butt every time I call Bush a fucktard
Our kiddo isn't retarded, he's autistic. He proves on a daily basis that he's the smartest person in this house.
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BeyondThePale Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 03:44 PM
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77. I also have a child with special needs, but...
the rude pundit is hyperbole. The real insult is the fact that the republicans do not give a shit about families and children in need (as evidenced by the fact that we just received our annual denial of the reauthorization of my son's medicaid-- which once again we will have to fight).

Really, what I want to say JMONDINE is that I hope your child and family are doing well, and that we have a real president and administration come November!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:16 AM
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14. I adore the Rude Pundit
:rofl:
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:21 AM
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15. I never disa_ree with Rude ....... never.
Has this _uy *ever* been wron_? Ever?

(In the interest of fairness and basic human decency, all Gs have been removed from this and all my other posts. They are being donated to the Help Sarah Speak Better Fund. This will continue until the debate tonight. Please join me and _ive _enerously to a worthy cause.)
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Barrymores Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:36 PM
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44. Kicking and Recommending this response!!!
:thumbsup:
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progdonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 10:09 AM
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71. yer darn tootin!
:yourock:
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riqster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:24 AM
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16. "Bush with boobs", lol
RP, :yourock:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:26 AM
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18. I bow before greatness.
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janet118 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:34 AM
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19. I get all tingly when Rude talks dirty . . .
:blush:
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:39 AM
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20. Oh my.
(slumps onto fainting couch)

I do declare!


:hide:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:56 AM
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25. Here.
I have brought you the salts and a cool compress for your alabaster forehead. ;-)
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 12:05 PM
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26. Why! Mr Beauregard Scheisskopf--I didn't know you cared!
them's some good salts!

:smoke:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 12:55 PM
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30. The finest...
Peruvian ether-washed salts. ;-)
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Barrymores Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:37 PM
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45. Both of you...get a room.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:43 AM
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21. Bravo! "Old Geezer Grumpy McStrokeEye" LOL! n/t
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TalkingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:12 PM
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42. I almost sucked a grape down my trachea.....
Then I almost spit it on the computer screen....
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Piewhacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:49 AM
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22. So, rude pundit , do you think she's ready to be President?
(piewhacket dives for nearest foxhole...)
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:50 AM
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23. Where is the "Must Read" button when you really need it !
K&R.
Hoping it goes viral.
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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 11:53 AM
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24. 2 out 5 -- kind of boring.
Edited on Thu Oct-02-08 11:54 AM by aikoaiko


You've been ruder.
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 12:18 PM
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27. The Rude One: always on tar_et.
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 12:30 PM
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28. Proud to be the 25th recommendation
The Rudeness: Necessary. At the same time, he owes me a new laptop. "Bush with Boobs" did it, I'm afraid.

In the meantime, $20 says John McCain didn't choose Sarah Palin as a running mate with the big head.

Julie
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 12:54 PM
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29. LMAO!
Loved this:

"We already played let's-put-the-idiot-in-charge. How'd that work out, huh? So it ain't funny that we are actually having a serious discussion about someone who is caught off guard when asked for a newspaper she reads. It's not funny. Not when the top of her ticket is Old Geezer Grumpy McStrokeEye."
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jfkraus Donating Member (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 01:26 PM
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31. He should start off with...
"Sarah, you ignorant slut." ala Chevy Chase on SNL
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 01:43 PM
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35. Wasn't that Dan Ackroyd?
In that "Point/Counter Point" knockoff?
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jfkraus Donating Member (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 02:06 PM
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39. You could be right...it was a looong time ago.
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D23MIURG23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 01:27 PM
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32. I can just picture this comming out of Biden's mouth.
:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 06:02 PM
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53. I hope he doesn't read the RP, at least for today.
The thoughts that would be rattling around his brain, that he would want to inject into teh debate!!

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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 01:36 PM
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33. RP - Nails it. Bush with boobs!
Grumpy McStrokeEye..ooohh that's wrong...just wrong. Funny as hell though!
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 01:37 PM
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34. Well, Yes, When You Put It That Way, I Guess I Agree.
Whew! Don't have a stroke, man.
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rosesaylavee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 01:44 PM
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36. So. What is he trying to say?
:rofl:
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nxylas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 01:50 PM
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38. The Rude Pundit for President!
I doubt he'd win, but the debates sure would be fun.
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Fedja Donating Member (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 02:33 AM
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63. VP?
Can you think of anyone who speaks the language of rural blue-collar America better than he does? :D
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nxylas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 12:13 PM
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78. Well, the VP does traditionally fill the attack dog role
Though Rude is more like an attack werewolf. I'm assuming that people find werewolves scarier than dogs here. If you're like the guy on another forum I frequent who rhetorically asked "Is there anything less scary than a werewolf?" then you need to find your own metaphor.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 03:57 PM
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40. I agree!!
:patriot: :bounce: :rofl:
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 03:58 PM
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41. Would you please quit sugar coating this shit?
Honestly, it sounded like a love letter.




Whoops... forgot the cardinal rule around here... :sarcasm:
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:19 PM
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43. I hate to say it, but he needs to use fear.
He needs to talk a lot about Putin and Ahmadinejad. He needs to talk about the potential disaster of putting a weak person up against them.
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Barrymores Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:38 PM
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46. This is the very reason why RP is at the top of my browser's "Favorites" list. n/t
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:40 PM
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47. Oh my, this isn't politically correct at all
AND I LOVE IT!!!! :rofl: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:42 PM
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48. Saved onto my hard drive than later to a dvd for eternity. Wow!!! nt
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boomerbust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 04:50 PM
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49. Excellent as usual YOUR RUDENESS
"Last week, we all had to watch while John McCain treated Barack Obama like he had just fucked McCain's daughter's lily-white snatch with his big black dick." Sir Rudeness in the purest form.
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SemperEadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:40 PM
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50. fantastic!
"Small towns? That's called 'isolation.' And it's bullshit political talk for 'white,' Gwen."

another one of their code words.

As always, a good read. Glad you're on the Dems' side!
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SemperEadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:40 PM
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51. fantastic
"Small towns? That's called 'isolation.' And it's bullshit political talk for 'white,' Gwen."

another one of their code words.

As always, a good read. Glad you're on the Dems' side!
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 05:58 PM
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52. Now THAT is a rant...
:applause:
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1Hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 06:40 PM
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54. I have laughed 'til my sides HURT! OMG! This is friggin' hilarious....and TRUE! LOL
:rofl:

K&R to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon! :)
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RollWithIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 06:45 PM
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55. That guy needs to tell us what he really thinks! nt...
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 06:48 PM
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56. Now, that is EXCEEDINGLY rude, but also exceedingly funny
Having spent seven years in a picturesque small town, where teenage pregnancy appeared to be a normal rite of passage, marijuana was a cash crop, Saturday night entertainment was a bar fight, driving while Hispanic was a crime, and the prospect of a visit to Portland struck fear into strapping ex-lumberjacks, I can totally relate.
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 07:10 PM
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57. OMFG...brilliant!!!!
Best. Rant. EVER.

"Old Geezer Grumpy McStrokeEye" - :rofl:
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Steelworker In OH Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-08 10:51 PM
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59. I dunno what ya'll are talking about...
I think Palin is the greatest thing since sliced bread, shes such an inspriation to so many middle class, decent god fearing people. I mean come on, she chooses life,her daughter is obiviously blessed with one of gods creations since she is from an "abstinance only" family, maybe her grandchild will be the 2nd coming of christ....

OK I TRIED my best to type that with a straight face, and just couldn't.... Complete bullshit alert there, LMAO. This rant was spectacular. I let my wife read it and she almost pee'd herself, seriously, she had to turn away half-way through to get some of her laughter out and calm down. I found it equally as funny and have already passed it out to a few friends.

Thanks for bringing more humor to this campaign.

P.S. I didn't mean to offend any god fearing, anti abortion, or christian people with my references, it's all satire and B.S.
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nachoproblem Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 12:44 AM
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60. Elitist!!!!
Elitist? Hell yeah! I want my country to be led by GREAT men or women, not smug, shit-eating mediocrities like Sarah Palin.

Cheers to rudeness.
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minfellman Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 01:44 AM
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61. You made me smile
THANKS-I needed that after watching this dip shit parade around tonight and that stupid "debate" adjusted so that she could just repeat 90 second talking points. If I hear the word maverick one more time I'm gonna blow a fuse. After surviving their evil at the RNC I think the whole bunch should be behind asylum or jail bars. These are just evil assholes who don't give a flying fuck about anything but power. Where I come from we roped, castrated, and branded mavericks. Be glad when the election is over i don't have these shitheads taking up space anymore.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 04:21 AM
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64. I'm guessing "that's what Biden was THINKING" . . . Buuuuut . . .
Decorum kinda prohibits that.








Still, it is so. K und R
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Jeanette in FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 06:25 AM
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65. I prayed that Joe hadn't read this rant before the debate
Because there was a few times that he looked over at her and could have ripped into this rant if it had been in the back of him mind.

:rofl:


Great rant
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 06:47 AM
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66. K & R. Simply amazing! n/t
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 08:38 AM
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67. Thank you RP. You spell out my outrage so eloquently!
I thought I was going to vomit last night when her family was up on stage with her. She's up there flopping that Cabbage Patch kid over her shoulder. Her precious, over-privileged daughters, and that dumb stump of a husband. Everything about her makes me sick. She represent just about everything that wrong with this country, and we don't deserve arrogant assholes like her and McCain attempting to lead.
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Highway61 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 08:44 AM
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68. Well...that about sums it all up now, doesn't it?
"people who actually have a thought in their head about more than whether or not to name the next child 'Remington' or 'Colt".... :rofl:

Damn near fell off my chair laughing

"even if Osama bin Laden told all his people to go back to goat fucking and then killed himself".....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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happygoluckytoyou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 09:35 AM
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69. i may be a little slow, but are you voting McCain or Obama, your point of view isn't quite clear...
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ckimmy57 Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 10:39 AM
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72. I never laughed so hard
Although it's the day after the VP debate I still found this so fuckin funny. You nailed this thing to a T :headbang: Those are the thoughts that were probably going thru Joe's mind and what most of America is thinking everyday when Painlin opens her damn mouth. Thanks for the GREAT laugh!!!! :rofl:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 11:30 AM
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73. "We already played let's-put-the-idiot-in-charge.
...How'd that work out, huh?"

That's it, in a nutshell.

I wonder if there is a way to clean this up, just a little bit, so I could send it to my father (?). lol

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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 02:09 PM
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74. I think that might run a bit over 90 seconds
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 03:35 PM
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75. One of the best posts I have ever read! I would
absolutely love it if a democrat actually had the balls to say something like that in a public forum.

I know it will never happen, but, one can dream.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-03-08 03:40 PM
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76. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
:rofl:




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1Hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 05:59 PM
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79. I cannot stop READING this! LMAO every time. This is the best, EVER! Wish I could recommend again
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