Chimpy to address the nation live at 7:45am EDT Tuesday

[Newsjock]

Just announced by Keith; looking for a link.

[yardwork]

1. Quarter to eight in the morning? Obviously hoping to fend off a market meltdown.

[Ron Green]

2. Jesus, that's 4:45 where I am. Isn't he aware of time zones?

[AZ Criminal JD]

15. Of course he is. But he has to speak before the market opens.

[Ian David]

3. Since when did e wake-up that early? n/t

[DJ13]

4. That was originally announced this morning before todays vote

I think it was supposed to be a thank you before his own party said F you.

[Subdivisions]

5. Australia and Japan markets down 4% within first 30 minutes. n/t

[malaise]

6. Guess the Australians heard

Their markets are down 4%

[bridgit]

7. Why? Most people don't care what he has to say, and the rest can't stand the sound of his voice...

[Tangerine LaBamba]

8. I heard it, too

Fuckface is trying to calm the markets before they open.

Yeah, that should do it. Reassurance from a pathological liar. I feel safer already.

He's probably in shock, disbelieving that he's been thwarted. After all, the little prick has gotten everything he wanted from Congress. Saying "No" to Fuckface is a dangerous thing.

I wonder what he'll do now.

Probably bike an extra five miles.

[gravity]

9. I can't believe I am counting on Bush to calm the markets tomorrow

It just doesn't feel right

[negativenihil]

10. i'm scared... n/t

[Sebastian Doyle]

11. They're going to put that idiot in front of a camera at 7:45 in the morning?

Is Jeb flying in some pure stuff from Peru?

[Virginia Dare]

12. Unless he resigns, it won't help...n/t

[pleah]

13. I wonder if they'll forget to comb his bed hair.

:shrug:

[Jack Rabbit]

14. A survival kit: For your viewing pleasure tomorrow night

Commando Cody: Radar Men from the Moon

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Chapter 4
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Chapter 6
Chapter 7
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Chapter 9, 1/2
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Chapter 10, 1/2
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Chapter 11, 1/2
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