The 6 Most Adorable Animals (To Ever Go On a Bloody Rampage)

[tannybogus]

Sometimes, cute, fuzzy animals just get tired of our shit. Forced to crap in boxes, subsist on food that is basically liver-scented sawdust, it's no surprise that even the friendliest of creatures has been known to cause the occasional apocalyptic cascade of destruction.
#6.Che Goatvara

Carl Hulsey wanted a watchdog. But why on earth would you get a watchdog when a watchgoat will serve the same purpose, right?
Uh, no. It turns out that is a very bad idea. Specifically the part where Carl tried beating the goat with a stick every day to make him more aggressive.
Again, he should have seen this coming. He was trying to make the goat aggressive, but who's he going to get aggressive towards, Carl? You. The asshole with the stick.
On May 16, 1991, Carl Hulsey stepped outside with his beatin' stick for the last time. "Snowball," as the goat was known, rushed his tormentor, ramming him in the stomach, twice knocking him down.
Carl fled, but Snowball wasn't going to take any of that shit. The goat chased his former master up the porch stairs, and, with one swift butt, knocked him over the rail towards the ground five feet below. In the end, Carl died of a ruptured stomach.

When the news broke that the goat was going to be put down, the arbiters of his fate were flooded with letters, pleas for amnesty, and even threats of death if Snowball didn't walk. Some people even offered to adopt the deranged beast.
Snowball had become something of a folk hero to animal-rights activists, a symbol for resistance of oppression everywhere. One piece of advice for his supporters: at his coming home party, don't bring a pinata.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16658_6-most-adorable-animals-ever-go-on-bloody-rampage.html

Karma is a bitch!

[ShortnFiery]

1. May I suggest ...

Cows With Guns?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5s5qGg01nE

[Uben]

2. A message from a seasoned goat beater

HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!! OUCH!! HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!

[and-justice-for-all]

3. Alright for the Goat kicking some ass!!

That fucker had it coming, he got what he clearly deserved.

[Leopolds Ghost]

4. Sounds like the Darwin awards. n/t

[comtec]

5. He's wanted to MAKE THE GOAT AGGRESSIVE!!?!?!?!

Bloody IDIOT...
Goats already ARE aggressive!!!!!!
All he REALLY had to do was treat him well, make him feel like the family and that goat would have gone to the gates of hell for his 'master' and family.
Really, what a clueless idiot!
Give this guy a Darwin award :)