401K INVESTMENT STRATEGY

[FreakinDJ]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
:beer:
:toast: :bounce:

[HughMoran]

1. Damn, that makes a lot of sense

I've gotta stock up on some beer! :D

[FreakinDJ]

2. But can you "Write Off" the peanuts and pretzels

thats all I need to know

[spindrifter]

3. Business expenses

[Olney Blue]

4. AIG: Alcohol Investment Group

[FreakinDJ]

5. If they had invested in Beer it would have been a better return

on investment

[Olney Blue]

Cindy McCain: case in point.

[FreakinDJ]

8. Does she rate a 24 pack or just a 12 pack

we all know its "Light Beer"

[Olney Blue]

6. Cindy McCain: case in point.

[NoSheep]

7. I'll drink to that!

:toast:

[bvar22]

9. Budweiser went from 47 to 67 last year.

I'll drink to that!

[unblock]

10. the deposit is 21.4% of the total price of beer?

:shrug: