How do we know Bin Laden is alive?

[screembloodymurder]

Bush may have him in a box.

[devilgrrl]

1. I question his existence outright

Emmanuel Bin Goldstein

:tinfoilhat:

[Incitatus]

2. perhaps

:shrug:

[elizfeelinggreat]

3. It doesn't matter

if Bush has him in a box.


That part that matters is that Bush's party made him IMPORTANT.

They also made him important to find and then they did NOT find him.

They set their goal and then THEY FAILED.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. He's alive if you only believe ... n/t

[elizfeelinggreat]

5. *clap!*

[ColbertWatcher]

10. Voila! You summoned? Oh, Great Satan?

[JDPriestly]

6. If Bush has him in a box, we will be seeing the box before the election.

Obama was relying on statements by experts in the Bush administration who assert that Al Qaeda is increasing its strength.

[The Straight Story]

7. Cause he forwards me emails all the time

;)

[Politicalboi]

8. I don't like to hear

Obama talk about the "terrorist" that attacked us. They reside in the White House.

[fla nocount]

9. The DLC says he's alive. The need for a boogie-man defies party lines. n/t

[rucky]

11. Which Osama?

[Pastiche423]

12. We don't

He died December 26, 2001.

[yodoobo]

13. I think he's dead long dead

Eventually when enough time has passed that its clear he's dead at least from old age, it will be one of those unsolved historical mysteries.

But thats the thing. who the hells know right now?

[vanderBeth]

14. How do we even know that he existed?

:tinfoilhat:

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

15. He's not. Sarah Silverman just killed him

[katukov]

16. The perpetrators of 9-11

Obama said: The perpetrators of 9-11 remain at large and are still issuing videotapes.

Indeed they are.

Bin Laden is irrelevant.