Rapture-ready "Cowgirl in heaven" explains it all for you: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?

[Bluebear]

"Yes, they had belly buttons, so the children would not be confused at a later date. They were outies at at first, because they were focused outward toward God, but at the fall, they became inwardly focused and sin pulled those buttons right in."

http://www.rr-bb.com/showpost.php?p=769943&postcount=4

:crazy:

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. WOW, just WOW

[The Straight Story]

2. Well that makes sense

when you're drunk, on crack, and a wack-o.

[Solly Mack]

3. OK. I feel dumber now

[ivycat]

4. so.....

are all of us who have "innies" doomed,or do we have to push them back out?

[Solly Mack]

6. I think having a cowlick allows for salvation in the event you have an innie

Obviously, a cowlick forms at birth when Jesus touches the head of a newborn to mark it as one of his.


Yes. I typed that with a straight face.



hehehehehe

[8 track mind]

5. Finally!

It's about time we cleared that little mystery up! Next question: Can God make a pizza bigger than he can eat?

[LaydeeBug]

7. what a mental looney bird. just wow. nt

[8 track mind]

8. i wonder

if she's also a member of Landover Baptist?

(www.landoverbaptist.com)

[Tripper11]

16. OMG!!!!!! Purity thongs????

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/429363



:crazy::crazy::crazy:

[rebel with a cause]

22. OMG, I took this as serious for a moment.

and started to call my sister to throw it in her friends face. :rofl:

[ljm2002]

9. Oh my -- what's worse,

...this drivel that you have pointed us to, or the fact that I mis-read your thread title as "Rupture-Ready"???

I ask you...

[Gato Moteado]

10. that's the best thing about christian fundies......

...they just make shit up. i'm no biblical scholar but i'm willing to bet that there was no discussion of innies and outies in the bible.

is the rapture even in the bible? isn't that something that the hillbilly born agains just made up?

[MilesColtrane]

11. And demons come in the night and mark the unsaved with lint they deposit in their "sin holes".

[geomon666]

12. I thought the "sin holes" were around the corner so to speak. n/t

[MilesColtrane]

15. Those are the "holes which must not be named".

[Quantess]

13. Thanks for the laugh.

[cobalt1999]

14. Well, once she accepted the fairy tale of god and adam/eve.

Then this is small potatoes.

Those others are whoopers.

[and-justice-for-all]

17. What Cowgirl first must prove...

is not did Adam and Eve have belly buttons, but did Adam and Eve exist; which the answer is no, they did not. Before you can answer B you first must prove A.

One can not say that gawd exist, without first proving that is so.

[TahitiNut]

18. So, even though their children weren't confused ... ONE OF THEM MURDERED THE OTHER ONE?

God sure blew that one, didn't He?

[old mark]

19. See, there is a logic to all this.

Of a sort.

mark

I just read most of the thread there.
Help me, please.

[Saphire]

20. cowgirl is nuts, plain and simple.

[Sheltiemama]

21. NO WAY!

This woman has to be a troll on RR.

[rebel with a cause]

23. Then us chubbies must really be sinful because

our innies are pretty deeply pulled. ;)

[TheCentepedeShoes]

24. I think I would have

a better chance at understanding quantum physics than understand that.