Say something positive about John McCain/Sarah Palin

[Mind_your_head]

(I asked this about barack obama/joe biden from DU on another thread tonight)

edit: changed 'nice' to 'positive' in subject line to be consistent

[Sebastian Doyle]

1. Uhh.......

....nope. I got nothin'. Sorry :(

[Tunkamerica]

2. at least they won't be pres/vp

just the sorriest excuses for candidates in a long time.

[mcctatas]

3. Saray Palin can walk and chew gum at the same time...

(as far as I know) and John McCain hasn't called his wife a C-U-Next-Tuesday in public recently...

[HooptieWagon]

4. I am positive they are evil liars. n/t

[OmahaBlueDog]

5. John McCain has worked across party lines for campaign finance reform

..and Sarah Palin chose public service over a promising career as a spokesmodel.

[Duke Newcombe]

6. They use their opposable thumbs well. n/t

Duke

[sandnsea]

7. I bet they're good losers

and we'll have a great opportunity to see their graciousness in action on Nov 4.

[jedex]

16. Get real

I guess you could say that McCain has stamina for enduring five plus years being tortured in a prison camp. But that was then. How about he can "do the Google"?

[hoosier_lefty]

42. actually....

http://www.military.com/opinion/0,15202,164859,00.html

he was only tortured for 2 years

So I would say he's really great at exaggerating. (and/or telling lies)

I wont ever forget the purple heart bandages at the Republican
convention in 2004. It was an insult to ALL veterans. No
Republican spoke out against it. As far as I'm concerned they gave
up their right to play the military card in 08.

[leftofthedial]

8. I am POSITIVE that they are vermin

who would finish destroying this country if given power

[Kool Kitty]

11. I'm POSITIVELY certain

that you are absolutely correct.

[The Magistrate]

9. There Is Nothing Positive To Say About Either Of Them, Ma'am

Old Lying John has reduced even the marginal service he gave the country as a pilot to the punch-line of a joke (he was a POW, you know), and has so thoroughly prostituted himself to lobbyists and his own ambition that he is literally incapable, on his own account, of even defining the word 'honor', let alone behaving in a manner that embodies honor.

The lip-sticked pit-puppy is simply a creature so foolish and vain as to be proud of ignorance, and has sunk so deep in religious delusion as to have no signifigant contact either with knowledge or thought, or even reality itself.

[coalition_unwilling]

35. You and I disagreed vehemently

in 2006 about the Israel-Lebanon war. But on this I agree with you 1000% (and that's not a McGovern %:)

[JerseygirlCT]

44. I'm afraid I've got to agree with you

I wish there was something. But there's not.

He's a hideous liar and poseur. She's just nasty and ignorant - and proud of it.

Neither of them would do any good at all for this country. Worse than 4 more years of Bush, and I never thought that possible.

[TexasObserver]

10. NO.

[napi21]

12. Sarah gave the ticket a boost for a week or so. n/t

[susanna]

13. No. n/t

[Liberal In Texas]

14. I would GUESS they take baths.

BTW..."Oh look, is that Russia?"

[dkf]

15. John McCain used to be a semi-decent guy and Sarah Palin

is an excellent liar.

[billyoc]

17. They're both finished reproducing.

[patomime]

18. I'm positive

they're wrong for America!!!!:crazy:

[cali]

19. what the fuck? idiotic.

Why on earth should DUers say anything positive about those fascist pigs?

[The Shadow]

20. Lyin' Assholes....Is That Positive? I Think So... Hey I Tried

nt

[FreakinDJ]

21. They can Deregulate theirselves after they lose the election

[ZombieHorde]

22. I bet that they were both cute babies.

[LSK]

23. why?

[Lil Missy]

24. They can both wipe their own butts*

* as far as we know

[marlakay]

25. arizona and alaska will be pleased to have them back

permanently....

[Dark]

26. John McCain is pretty good on environmental issues. Sarah Palin ... well, I still don't know enough

about her.

I guess she's pretty?

[beac]

27. I'm positively shocked I can hate two people more than I do Bush & Cheney. n/t

[Bryn]

28. Yes, I do have a BIG something positive for John McCain

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, John, for dragging out Sarah for the whole world to see that wolves, polar bears, other animals were/are suffering at Sarah's hand as well as Artic Wildlife Reserve in danger of being destroyed for nasty black oil that wouldn't last anyway. For the WHOLE WORLD to see what Sarah has done.

It's about TIME!

Justice for Wildlife in Alaska. Now more and more people will be aware and come to defend Alaska and its wildlife. Help is on the way!

Edit to add: Her *god* is NOT my god. My God/Goddess is much kinder and loving.

[PBS Poll-435]

29. One half of the ticket looks good in a skirt

I will let you make the judgment as to who.

[Lil Missy]

30. McCain can still get a woody from bush, and ..

Palin didn't get any shit stains on her skirt during her humiliating performance in her first interview with Gibson.

[Vickers]

31. OK, I'll make an honest effort:

- McCain served his country.

- Palin is brave enough to stick with a husband who has a chin-mullet.

Hope this helps.

[Ghost in the Machine]

32. Gimme a $50 donation in my paypal account first...

http://www.republicansexoffenders.com

hey.... I won't compromise my values, but a job's a job... you pay me, I'll tell ya anything you want to hear...

:evilgrin:

[TooBigaTent]

33. I am positive that there has not been a weaker pair of nominees in my lifetime, and

that includes Perot and General Why-the-fuck-am-I-here.

[Benhurst]

34. And that would hold true if you were 220 years old.

[Cheap_Trick]

36. Best thing about them

is that after November they'll be on the scrap heap of obscurity where they belong. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[mahina]

37. SP has a snappy hairdo.

McGoo is very persistent!

[MsTryska]

38. Umm....

hmmm....

Levi Johnston?

totally doable. even if he is a dirty naughty bad bad boy.

[regnaD kciN]

39. I'm POSITIVE they're sociopathic liars!!!

:spank:

[DeltaLitProf]

40. I DO believe

. . . Sarah Palin was making a Lincolnesque statement HOPING God was on our side during that church service where she spoke. But she awkwardly phrased it.

[MiniMe]

41. I am positive that they are a danger to the US

[shadowknows69]

43. They both seem to have all their feet

[bklyncowgirl]

45. If Sarah Palin shoots you in the face, she MEANT to hit you.

McCain used to appear to be an honorable man.

[spanone]

46. i positively believe they will lose

[lpbk2713]

47. They represent the 'dipshit' demographic.

It's only fair that the 'dipshits' have a voice that can be heard .... and laughed at.

:rofl: :rofl:

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[adamuu]

48. If he wins, there will be plenty of time to impeach him

no more, "not enough time" excuses.
how was that?