The Rude Pundit: Bristol Palin's Vagina Considered

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

This was locked due to copyright considerations, so here it is in all its intellectual-property-compliant glory. Four paragraphs for DU kosherness.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2008/09/bristol-palins-v...

Bristol Palin's Vagina Considered:
Let us pause for a moment to think about Bristol Palin's 17 year-old vagina. Don't worry, fellas and gals. The age of consent in Alaska is 16, so not only can you think away, but you don't have to worry that 18 year-old Levi Johnston raped her statutorily. Already the governor's daughter, Bristol Palin and her vagina were thrust into a national spotlight thanks to the pure beauty queen/newscaster stupidity of her mother, Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, and the McCain campaign, which seems to act more like an agitated old man with Alzheimer's than the actual agitated old man the campaign is for. So as we think about Bristol Palin's vagina and the obvious activity it has experienced, remember that we did not ask for her vagina to be shoved in our faces. (...)

What the fuck's all this shit about "decisions" and "choice"? The point of the pro-life movement is that there ought to be no choice available. High school hockey player with douchebag whiskers knocks your daughter up? She's having that fucking baby. Because if there was ever a moment where there was a choice, that makes her goddamned pro-choice.

So, really, was there ever a discussion, at any point? Did Bristol Palin ever get to say, "Papa Don't Preach"-style, "I'm keepin' my baby?" 'Cause, see, that seems at odds with the goals of Feminists for Life, of which Sarah is a proud member.

Bristol Palin's vagina, which may or may not be topped by a tuft of pubic hair shaved in various shapes, is important to our national discourse for obvious reasons. Her vagina, however tight or loose it may be, reveals how degraded conservative moral beliefs actually are, as if we needed any more evidence that abstinence education is a complete failure, even from one's parents, that teenagers wanna fuck and are gonna fuck no matter how much you threaten disease, babies, or the stink-eye of Jesus. (...)

If you ask me, this guy manages to crank up the "rude" so much it crosses back into awesome.

[ixion]

1. remember that we did not ask for her vagina to be shoved in our faces.

priceless.

[Fridays Child]

2. The stink-eye of Jesus...

[valerief]

5. That line killed me!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. This one deserves to be framed:

"Bristol Palin's vagina, which may or may not be topped by a tuft of pubic hair shaved in various shapes, is important to our national discourse for obvious reasons."

[QC]

3. Careful...you might stir up The DU Prisspot Brigade. n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. You say it like it's a bad thing.

Bring it on, tightasses.

[applegrove]

6. She is 17. Leave her alone.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Complain with the Rude one linked above. I'm sure he'll grace you with a very elegant response.

[yodermon]

9. fwd message to: [e-mail] n/t

[hootinholler]

11. Well he does make a salient point

Did she in fact choose? If there was a choice, then the whole pro-life claim thing is suspect, eh?

All hail his rudeness!

-Hoot

[mike_c]

8. automatic rec for the rude one....

Spot ON!