*** "Official" DU Michelle Malkin Nickname Contest ***

[JeffR]

Seems Michelle is uh, peeved about DU's Sarah Palin nickname contest.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

So lets share the love with Michelle and give her some nicknames she can call her own!

[Lex]

Michelle Who?

Never heard of her.

[Systematic Chaos]

1. I Can't Believe It's Not Braindead

n/t

[Systematic Chaos]

9. The Pompom Macoute

Obscure, but somehow very fitting

[Fumesucker]

57. I like it!! n/t

[Neshanic]

96. I like it too. I think this is the winner.

[NightHawk63]

122. Still my fave.

Even though I think it sheds a bad light on the real TonTon Macout.

[Purveyor]

2. Here is a little 'visual' to help out...

[EFerrari]

14. De-Lovely. n/t

[MUAD_DIB]

25. The Cockeyed Conservative?

[liberal1973]

66. Rat?

[HowHasItComeToThis]

103. WHAT IN MY MOUTH?????

[jhain]

112. A Female Beaver is called a Sow n/t

[EnviroBat]

113. Ho Chi Ho...

[JHB]

3. Nah, not playing...

I've wiped more significant things off my shoes.

[POAS]

4. She already has one but

it mustn't be said aloud or the Devil will appear.

[ColbertWatcher]

5. GOP's Ping-pong Radio Gal! n/t

[libnnc]

6. "Alien" or "Predator"?

Hmmmmm

Now THAT's a toughie.

[clevbot]

46. alien.

[YDogg]

7. "Mad Dog"

[tandot]

8. Odious Scumbag

[Xipe Totec]

10. Beelzeboob n/t

[dkofos]

11. Bukake queen

[SoCalDem]

12. Rosie's Cutie Patootie

[paparush]

13. "Grandmother of Two" nt

[ColbertWatcher]

15. "Attention whore"? n/t

[MiniMe]

16. Squawkin' Malkin

I read it on the other thread about our Palin nickname thread. So I can't take credit for it.

[FVZA_Colonel]

17. I think someone in the thread you quoted came up with "Malkintent."

I like that one.

[JeffR]

20. That's very good.

[TommyO]

28. Thanks, Jeff - it just popped into my head

and I had to post it on the other thread.

[JeffR]

33. Just went over there & saw it.

Nice!

[ColbertWatcher]

21. That was a good one! n/t

[snooper2]

119. I vote for Malkintent

From an Evil Liberal Hippie who wants to take your guns and eat your babies

[rurallib]

18. illegal immigrant? er no ... Michelle the hypocrit Malkin

[ColbertWatcher]

19. Delicate flower (see pic)

[underpants]

32. Miss I-came-i n-second- to-Ann-Coulter

[Warpy]

38. HAHAHA!! Too perfect!

I wonder if flies love her, too.

[MilesColtrane]

78. That's that flower that smells like rotting flesh, isn't it?

[ColbertWatcher]

105. Yes it is. It's called the corpse flower. n/t

[MilesColtrane]

107. Apropos...sounds like an evil Puccini character:

Madame Corpse Flower.

[underseasurveyor]

84. HA HA HA HA

the perfect representative flower


I'll be giggling on that one for a while.

[lynnertic]

109. I saw one those smelly things. yuck.

[Jack Rabbit]

22. Spitfire

It's actually an affectionate name. I've given it to one of my reformed feral cats.

[Jack Rabbit]

89. Oh, and by the way, here she is . . .

[MilesColtrane]

111. She doesn't look that reformed.

Looks like she wants to eat your face off.

[Jack Rabbit]

115. You will notice the little furballs around her

She was being very protective. They were born earlier in the day.

She had six. Three survive. Would you like one? Their names are Moro, Pancho and Swashbuckler (all little guys).

As for Spitfire, she is so named because of the litter of four I took in last Fall, she was the last one to continue to give me hissyspits on a regular basis. However, she was soon eating out of my hand and allowing me to pet her.

[MilesColtrane]

121. Thanks, but I can't take any kitmaus right now.

[ColbertWatcher]

GOP Rose? Tokyo Rove? n/t

[Name removed]

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[Prefer]

23. Mike Milken and her Steamed Shovel

[City Lights]

24. I gotta go with "Anchor Baby." nt

[trotsky]

116. Bingo.

I kinda thought that was already decided long ago!

[Blue_Tires]

26. "wishes her last name was Obama"

[Canuckistanian]

29. Michelle Maglalang

It's her REAL name.

And she hates it.

[Name removed]

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[a la izquierda]

75. Michelle is that you???

probably not, but i guess a number 1 fan.

[Canuckistanian]

95. Awww... is it gone?

I missed the pizza delivery.

And I wanted to play with it.

[a la izquierda]

108. Must be...damn. I was so entertained by this

yesterday.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. nonentity malkin?

[SmokingJacket]

31. I heard she went by "Mickey" in college. nt

[Graybeard]

34. Bratz Chucky Doll

I saw this on DU and it seemed perfect. The wide-set Bratz eyes and the evil Chucky mouth.

[Blue_Tires]

35. "DraGOON Lady"

[Va Lefty]

36. The rough beast that slouches toward Bethlehem

[Sheets of Easter]

37. Something that rhymes with blunt. Other than that, I have nothing.

[Blue_Tires]

44. lolz

[EOTE]

65. That was my first thought too.

I was going to suggest "Miserable little c*&^" Not terribly funny, but a more appropriate nickname I can't think of.

[beac]

39. For her ability to rile up the freepers:

'The Face That Launched A Thousand Twits'

[amb123]

40. The Queen of Self-Loathing Women!

[radfringe]

41. michell-oh, rhymes with billo ...

[LSK]

42. Alex Jones Girlfriend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJPHyKEQP94

[Mnemosyne]

43. Traitor works. n/t

[Bluebear]

45. Maglalang-a-ding-dong.

[GoneOffShore]

58. Excellent!

Especially as noted up thread that she hates her real name.

[Name removed]

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[Moochy]

79. Welcome to DU! So glad you joined to stand up for Michelle!11111

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[clevbot]

47. Repulican,.... thats about the worse I can think of.

[countryjake]

48. Milkin' the Right Decay

(apologies to Leo Sayer)

[RobertSeattle]

49. Michelle "Aging is not my friend" Malkin

[hfojvt]

50. Angel of Right

Eminem?

[jimshoes]

51. Largemouth Malkin

[seemslikeadream]

52. Malkin the Milker

[eowyn_of_rohan]

53. Machete

[DS1]

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[Libby2]

70. LMAO

[whatchamacallit]

55. Wretch

[La Lioness Priyanka]

56. compassionless conservative

[GoneOffShore]

59. Sister Venerable Cruise Missile of Lies?

A little tweak on the Unitarian Jihad naming engine choice.

[whatchamacallit]

60. GOP Glory Hole

[flvegan]

61. Miss Tijuana Donkey Show

[Sebastian Doyle]

62. The Second Most Useless Conservative Woman On The Planet

I think we know who won THAT contest after the last few days.

[The Straight Story]

63. Whatever we name her, engrave it the her knee pads she wears when servicing bush

cause she spends a lot of time doing that

[Swede]

64. Michelle,queen of the SS

[Bonobo]

67. B.U.B. (Bug-eyed Bitch)

[DCKit]

68. Poonditz

I know it's horrible, sexist and nasty, but the only person more hateful on the airwaves is OxyRush.

[vanderBeth]

69. Satan

[Snotcicles]

72. Michelle Milkin-it. nt

[Name removed]

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[MilesColtrane]

76. The Big Giant Eye

...not original, but I like it.

[a la izquierda]

77. Pointless waste of sub-human, hate-mongering flesh?

That about sums it up.

[Name removed]

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[truebrit71]

81. That self-important Anchor Baby is more than welcome to kiss my ass...

...I simply cannot stand hypocrites...and she is one of the worst...

[TroglodyteScholar]

82. How about "El Chupacabra"

[Lyric]

83. Sir Shelly the Shrill.

Or shill. Either would be perfectly appropriate.

[Albert Cirrus]

85. Michelle Malcontented

[roamer65]

86. Bush's bitch.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

87. Myshill Talkin

Hiya Chelle-Out!

[The Gunslinger]

88. who??

[lonestarnot]

90. Puppykillingapprover. Lying chickenshit motherfucker who runs when confronted!

[Agent William]

91. "Little Facsit Whore"

Complements Alex Jones

[MrMickeysMom]

92. Melenoma face...

Yeah, when they see her coming, they yell out, "there's ole melonoma face"!

[Mind_your_head]

93. STOP!!!! Who gives a f*ckin shit about this b*tch malkin?

FOCUS ON THE IMPORTANT STUFF! Malkin is a low-level poser....let her fall off to obscurity.

Peace,
M_Y_H

[MrMickeysMom]

94. Hey, don't mess with the vibes...

Besides, it's fun when you can tastefully laugh at incredibly low-level posers who will most certainly fall off to obscurity.

[HughMoran]

97. angry bigot

I can't think of anything more creative.

[Pryderi]

98. Is this her?

[ColbertWatcher]

106. Yeah, that's her! n/t

[ShenandoahAspen]

99. Ann Coulter wannabe. n/t

[HughMoran]

100. Michelle Malkin, lolita of the night

[wtmusic]

101. Skank. nt

[Gregorian]

102. Big Little Shitzu

Arf! Roof! Yappity yapp yapp yapp.

[petgoat]

104. Roach. Those eyebrows look like antennae to me. nt

[peekaloo]

110. The Right Stalker.

[jakem]

114. Fucktard.

[Kitty Herder]

117. Spawn of Satan. Bride of Beelzebub. Lucifer's Lovechild.

She is EVIL.

[struggle4progress]

118. Here's a sociopathic anagram of the sociopath's name: "Hmm ... I Can Kill Lee"

It shouldn't be hard to find a photo of her to match that caption

[Mad_Dem_X]

120. Wannabe Coulter. nt