Do we need a joke forum here?

[seemslikeadream]

Somewhere were we can tell politically incorrect jokes like Stewart, Colbert, Maher, Stephanie Miller, Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy tell every single day? Or can we repeat their jokes here with a disclaimer that if it was alright for national TV or Air America it is alright for DU.


This is a honest request to start a new forum

[krispos42]

1. There's a humor forum or humor group floating around here someplace, I think

:hi:

[seemslikeadream]

8. Ya learn something new every day here, thanks

:hi: :hug:

[TheCoxwain]

11. BUNCH OF JOKES I FOUND ON THE "INTERNETS"

"Today President Bush called Gov. Palin and congratulated her. Bush told Palin the job of vice president is very important because as vice president, you get to tell the president what to do." –Jay Leno

"This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF." –Bill Maher

"She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life." –Jay Leno

"John McCain's VP pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen." –Bill Maher

"Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that's who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can." –Bill Maher

Not only is she young, they're saying she's the prettiest candidate for Vice President since John Edwards." --Jimmy Kimmel

"There was some breaking news out of Dayton, Ohio today, where Republican presidential candidate John McCain introduced the world to his third wife." –Jon Stewart

"Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno

[seemslikeadream]

12. Thank you

:hi:

[madokie]

2. I'm all for that

I remember getting in trouble early on for telling jokes on here. To me they're very few cures for whatever ails you as a good belly laughing joke.

[MUAD_DIB]

3. We already have one.

freerepublic.com

[seemslikeadream]

6. I have repeated things I have heard on Air America

and have been told here that it offends someone here and is not allowed, IT IS A JOKE

[mockmonkey]

4. here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=283

[seemslikeadream]

7. THANKS

:hi:

I didn't realize that!

[dkofos]

5. I thought this was it.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

9. There Was One Created Years Ago I Believe. If I Recall, It's Called September 11th Forum.

[Name removed]

10. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[seemslikeadream]

13. evidence

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3904899


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3904737&mesg_id=3904874

[SidDithers]

14. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

I can only imagine the reply you got from the OP!

:rofl:

Sid

[seemslikeadream]

15. I take it you were not one of the journalists that were arrested yesterday?

keep laughing

Yes you guys have made it a joke haven't you?

[SidDithers]

16. Were you?...nt

Sid

[Dr. Strange]

17. No...

but she once stayed at a Holiday Inn.

[seemslikeadream]

18. Sorry I have NEVER stayed at a Holiday Inn

but I was once maced in the face and arrested in a DC protest 38 years ago

[Dr. Strange]

19. You should try Holiday Inn.

It's a lot nicer than being maced.

[seemslikeadream]

20. No comfort zone for me while MY country goes fascist

I smell the stench of burning flesh and do not like it, I do not sleep well at night, do you?