Tweezer (dirty- old- geezer / Tweety) caught boob-gazing!1 Where's "my queen Kathleen"?!1

[UTUSN]

(Note to those unfamiliar with my gossip obsession: Yes, it's the NY Post. Yes, it's owned by MURDOCH. No, MURDOCH doesn't dictate content to his columnists. No, "gossip" does NOT equate with "UNtruth". Yes, Cindy ADAMS and Page Six are wingnuts, but glean nuggets from *all* sides.

So, let's have a spot of fun withOUT the flies in the soup, Kay?! Thanks in advance!1)


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http://www.nypost.com/seven/08312008/gossip/pagesix/sneaky_peeker_126871.htm

SNEAKY PEEKER

MSNBC anchor and possible future US Senate candidate from Pennsylvania Chris Matthews is married, but not dead. Matthews was caught checking out the breasts of a young temptress at the Democratic National Convention. "I'm a double-D, I know when a guy's staring at my boobs," the hottie bragged to Post correspondent David Finnigan. The young woman, who accused Matthews of "excessive eye-dropping" during their meeting near the Pepsi Center, said he timed his peeks to when she was talking - "He was looking at all the right times."

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This is nothing new about Tweety. Here's what I saw years ago:

Then M-TV held its 20th or 25th or whatever anniversary, and all the cable echo chambers were doing segments of Britney shedding her duds down to almost nothing. Not to be left behind, Tweety followed suit, with a guest "culture" commentator from Time Mag, the young humor columnist, Joel STEIN. The staff kept re-running the Britney clip, and Tweety was clearly DROOLING disgustingly. STEIN said, "You're beginning to creep me out." Tweety responded, "Yeah, well, wait till YOU're 50." This led to the suggestion that "Tweety" be modified to "Tweezer" to retain the hair reference while canceling out the affection factor and also adding the (dirty old) "geezer" angle.

[LostInAnomie]

1. This is the kind of hard news I expect out of the NYPost.

Some woman bragging about her tits.

[UTUSN]

2. It's about TWEETY!1 Focus!1 lol. But at least you took a slightly different angle

from that of most of my detractors!1

[notadmblnd]

8. you say that like it's a bad thing?

what you got against breastes's?

[texasleo]

3. Richard Johnson and the NYPost are garbage. They're going after KO almost

daily now.

[UTUSN]

4. Yes, I implied the garbage in the o.p. intro. Well, "garbage" insofar as WINGNUT goes,

but these old gossipers are closer to being reporters than Tweety, the late UNgreat G.E.RUSSERT, and tons of others who claim the label of "journalists."

As I've said many times before, I first hit on JOHNSON, Cindy ADAMS, and Liz SMITH when they were doing a gossip show on the E! network. When they went off the air, I tracked them down and they happened to be stabled at the NYP. And I kept on with them there, no matter what.

Liz SMITH is a FOB (Friend of Bill's) and has often said she is the only Dem at the NYP. She's been shrunk down to a couple of columns per week because of her increasing frailty. I saw her a year or two ago on the Tony DANZA show, where she had to be guided to her chair after heading toward HIS host chair by mental error.

As for the-oldest-person-in-the-world-named-Cindy (ADAMS, that is), yes, she's wingnut, but she swims the cocktail circuit and pals around with everybody who's anybody---the CUOMOs as well as the PATAKIs, Teresa KERRY ("sitting on my kitchen floor playing with my dogs"), and whomever.


Good to see you again, texasleo!1 I do intel work, opposition research, from wherEVER, not cherrypicking. Mostly, I leave the heavy duty stuff to our more erudite DUers, but who knows where a BIG NUGGET will turn up, and it ain't always necessarily in the heavy duty arenas. In the meantime, it's just for FUN!1

[NewJeffCT]

5. NY Post page 6, the paragon of journalistic integrity

I'm not even going to bother inserting the sarcasm tag...

[UTUSN]

7. I really hoped my intro in the o.p. would have made it superfluous anyway!1 n/t

[kestrel91316]

6. McSame was slightly behind her. He was checking out her ass.