Glen Beck Makes Rational Statement

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“No, no, no!” Yelled Glen Beck spokesman, Buck Leather, “It was an accident, not a rational statement. What’s wrong with you people?” Buck was speaking to a hallway full of reporters from the world’s media. “Why can’t you let this go?”
"You said yesterday that that Glen didn’t misspeak,” said a reporter from The Guardian, “that he meant to say it.”
“Well, look, I’ll say it one more time, then I’m done.” Buck said. “He didn’t misspeak, he just got confused. When he said, ‘Obama was right on Iraq’ somehow it got confused in Glen’s mind, and he thought it was an insult. He had to juggle both Iraq and Obama, and Glen likes to say what everyone is thinking – everyone who’s not too bright, that is. With two thoughts swimming in his head simultaneously, then the added burden of saying what he thinks other’s think; well, it all became too much and this time he said what other’s ARE thinking. But, I assure you, he didn’t mean it.”

[Turbineguy]

1. Shouldn't this qualify for LBN?

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3. What's LBN?

[dchill]

7. Latest Breaking News.

A witty comment, that's what that is. :)

[Turbineguy]

9. Latest Breaking News

Welcome to DU!

LBN has special qualifying rules.

Any time a wingnut make a rational or true statement, I think it qualifies as LBN. Afterall, it so rarely happens.

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13. Thanks a lot. I had a hard time trying to satirize this guy,

because he says the most ridiculous stuff, that people would believe it's true. So, went with this.
Thanks for the welcome, too.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Buck Leather?!?

Is he a male porno star?

[dchill]

5. Probably, but that's beside the point...

he's a Glenn Beck spokesperson. :)

[Dollface]

16. Glen Beck has a spokesman? Doesn't he say enough stupid s**t without help?

[dchill]

17. I'm sure that as far as Glenn is concerned...

there's no such thing as "enough stupid shit."

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15. I just assumed he was cross-training.

Enjoy your posts, by the way.

[AlCzervik]

4. So a porn star is his spokesman? that's different.

[dchill]

6. We have no real way of determining...

statistically, how different that really is in the realm of right-wing punditry.
;)

[AlCzervik]

8. Well maybe Assless Chaps will weigh in and bring a pie chart.

[wtmusic]

10. ROFL

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[dchill]

11. Oh, yeah, like scientific data will be useful...

in dealing with the Beckster Legion. ;)

[lib2DaBone]

12. Fuck Glen Beck

God.. how does this Moron get Media Exposure? Cnn Media in Atlanta? what a fucking moron...

[npk]

14. Glen Beck and rational don't go together in the same sentence

What a blow hard. He loves hearing himself speak.

[NanceGreggs]

18. Hey, is it just ME?

Or does that last paragraph really rival Abbott & Costello's Who's On First routine?

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19. Thanks, I think.

But, like I said before, like your posts.

[NanceGreggs]

20. It was a compliment!

:hi: