Bush Library Themes Announced

[autorank]

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The
Library will include:


* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

* The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

* The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

* The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

* The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.

* The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

* The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

* The "Decider Room" complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.

* The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.

Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats -$1000 or 3 Euros

[hisownpetard]

1. This is terrific! 1st K&R.

[autorank]

5. Well, at least he's reading;) n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Nicely done! k+r, n/t

[autorank]

6. I just got it in the emal but it's out there now;)

[OHDEM]

3. Love it!!

The only thing I'd add is

* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in and it's full of mold .

[autorank]

7. Done;) Add - "* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in and it's full of mold "

And,

* The "My Pet Goat" Room where you are able to deny entirely any reality about you.

[ccharles000]

4. Very funny.

[malaise]

8. Wicked

and perfect :rofl: