Johnny B. Bushed

[SalmonChantedEvening]

McCain’s Head (To the tune of Machine Head – Bush)

Keating whiteout, Keating blackout, Keating
Keating whiteout, Keating blackout, Keating

Tied to eight years of fallacy and fears
Anbar and the surge was a lie
Lindsey, Joe and thee, bullshit trilogy
Have made it safe for more to die
You would love
Them to be
Dying over there for years and years and years

Look in McCain’s head
Rules are for the rest
Lies imbed
McCain’s head
Straight Talk is not McCain
Straight Talk is not McCain

Keating whiteout, Keating blackout, Keating
Keating whiteout, Keating blackout, Keating

Innocents murdered, where else have I heard this
The slaughter an elective right
There exists no appeal in wounds that never heal
Unless the crime is packaged to delight

But in McCain’s head
Rules are for the rest
Lies imbed
McCain’s head
Straight Talk is not McCain
Straight Talk is not McCain

Keating whiteout, Keating blackout, Keating
Keating whiteout, Keating blackout, Keating

But in McCain’s head
Rules are for the rest
Lies imbed McCain’s head
But in McCain’s head
Rules are for the rest
Lies imbed McCain’s head…. Yes
Yea yea yea, rules are for the rest
head head head head head
rules are for the rest
head head head head head
rules are for the rest
head head head head head

I run from you McCain
I run from you McCain…..

[TomInTib]

1. Dang it, man...

I never know the melodies or tempos to these parodies.

Hum a few bars for me, SCE, maybe I can pick it up (but beware, my musical abilities are pretty limited).

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. I'll let Bush (the band, not the criminal) play it k :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1bwzZCik0

You are a magnificent player my friend. Pardon the slow reply, I'm soaking it in and savoring primo blues. It's what I do

[TomInTib]

13. Ck your Inbox

[smokey nj]

2. Bravo!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. hi smokey! bless yer heart :)

This was heading in another direction, but I saw another path to take.

[Kurovski]

5. I'm shocked! How can you say these things?

McCain had to wipe his ass with banana leaves for 5 1/2 years!

I'm giving this a K&R just so the world can view your liberal disrespect for a ninety year-old American hero-millionaire! As Jesus said about McCain when he was just a boy "My father has prepared many mansions for you."

Shame on you SCE!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. I am impure! I am unclean!!

But enough about my good points...

Yes, shame.

Please.

More.

Dr. K.

[Kurovski]

14. You're filthy. And nasty.

And yet you deign still to roll in great tubs of yet more filth and nastiness.

Why, I do believe Dr. K will be prescribing a spanking for you! Let me call the nurse...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. A nurse by any other name would still spank as sweet.

[Kurovski]

17. It's medicine! Not recreation!

Is there no redeeming you? Why do you resist my aid?

I will have to send a whole team to rehabilitate the likes of you.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. Sez You. Iz tew.

No. Cuz I like whoopinz.

Dare. Dare.

[Kurovski]

29. You can also expect

a very strict English teacher to make an appearance.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. Tease.

[Kurovski]

36. Can I touch you...

"here"?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. You haven't yet?

Only until it hurtz good

[11 Bravo]

7. How do you maintain a level of such consistent brilliance?

Shit, even Lennon and McCartney had an off day!
Once again, I tip my hat to you, my friend.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. More a consistent rage than anything dear sir.

And a need to scream it.

Young people bleeding and dying for a lie, and creeps like this one more than willing to let them

Thank you for your praise 11 Bravo, you do more for me than you can know.

[lonestarnot]

18. And we know what that feels like!

Steady damn ache in my head! I hope it doesn't explode before we get through these last 5 freak'n months. But with your help and others like you, I'll make it As always, magnifico! !

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. Dear lonestarnot, I write these to thank

The many wonderful DUers, yourself being a major one, for the hard work you do, and how informed you keep the rage. For without the truth, rage is useless.

[lonestarnot]

39. Mouthful!

[Lars39]

8. Excellent as always, SCE !

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Thank you Lars39 :)

Once again my friend TG provided the inspiration, and grinned as I ran with it.

[tnlefty]

11. LMAO!!! Excellent as usual!

Master you are...apprentice I remain.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. hi tnlefty! Thank you!

But..
I am noone's master, and friend is all I would be.

Yours always
SCE

[H2O Man]

16. Nominated.

Thank you.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. My Friend.

Thank you

My Blessings and Love to all up yonder please.

[nuxvomica]

19. "Rules are for the rest"

Yes, Repugs demand personal responsibility from everyone but themselves. Another nice skewering, SCE.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. hi nuxvomica!

If you ask them to take responsibility, they take it personally.

Thank you so much my friend

[bdamomma]

20. very good as usual SCE!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. hi alyce douglas :)

All hail my bud TG for tossing me the idea.

Or blame him, whichever

[ralps]

21. Hi SalmonChantedEvening! Hugs! Thanks for that parody!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. hi ralps!! icanhasadvil??

All this typin has the fngers asking me WHAT DID WE DO???

Thank you hun, this one coulda been much different than what you see. Glad it isn't

[Rhiannon12866]

22. K&R! Wow, yet another winner from DU's most talented lyricist!

(Maybe you should submit it to the Obama campaign... )

And, unlike the ads attacking Obama, your facts are entirely accurate...

Rhiannon

[SalmonChantedEvening]

33. Hi Rhiannon!

Thank you so much

I'll leave the lack of facts to those who toil for Roger Ailes

Good to see you as always M'Dear

[Rhiannon12866]

38. Hi, SCE!!! Glad to be back among you...

It's a long story, which I'll explain in time, but, for now, I'm very grateful just to be back on DU, especially during this very historic week.

Just heard Bill Clinton speak and he sure still has it. Think I told you that I was fortunate enough to see and hear him speak, right here in my little burg, when he came here in 2006 to campaign for our Democratic Congressional candidate, who won, despite long odds...

It was SRO, and he had the crowd mesmerized, even here in my very red district. And he sure "hit one out of the park," tonight, as KO likes to say...

Hope that all is well with you, that you've solved whatever you were facing. I'm still working on my own situation, but am hoping my crisis is over... *fingers crossed*

Thanks for getting in touch and sharing your latest with me. As usual, it's brilliant!

Rhiannon

[MzNov]

30. Off the Charts!

The Master has struck again.

O-Rama

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. MsNovember!! And he left pawprints!

:huggageNsnuggage;

Thankee luv, this one took some time and a coupla re-toolings

[BigBearJohn]

32. Kicked and Recommended for the Maestro!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. Hi BBJ!!

Honored by your kind words as always my friend

[annabanana]

40. (too late to rec, but not too late to kick!)

great stuff!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

41. Annananana!

Thank you darlin'

edit: typist wanted. badly.