Man Sues Obama Because He Didn't Get Text Message

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Man Sues Obama Because He Didn't Get Text Message By R J Shulman 25 Aug 2008

CANTON, Ohio – Manley Scott, a 39-year-old out of work bricklayer has filed suit against Barack Obama because he didn't get a text message announcing Joe Biden as the Illinois Senator's running mate. "I signed up with Obama's website in good faith," Scott said.

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"First he says he'll send Manley a text message, then he changes his mind and doesn't," said Sean Hannity of Fox News, "this kind of flip flopping is proof Obama is not ready to be President."

"Textgate is a classic example of why Obama is not fit to be commander in chief," said John McCain from one of his many houses, "when we should be bombing Iran, he would be fiddling with one of those new fangled cell phones, trying to order some arugula."

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Republican leaders are contemplating brining impeachment proceedings against Obama. Nancy Pelosi said she is very upset Mr. Scott did not get his message and she said that impeachment may be back on the table, as long as it is impeachment of a fellow Democrat.

More at the source.

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

1. BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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8. Here's another humorous post from the same author:

McCain To Pick Ronald Reagan As VP By R J Shulman 22 Aug 2008 Bucking all of the predictions regarding his choice of a running mate, Senator John McCain will choose Ronald Reagan to run as his Vice President, the Post Times Sun Dispatch learned today. "This is a brilliant move," said Charles Schneider, a strategist for the Republican Party, "as it will bring all the conservatives and Reagan Democrats to the polls to vote for McCain."

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[blonndee]

2. I think that dude was posting here Friday night.

In fact, I'd lay down some dough on it. :rofl:

[yardwork]

7. I know that dude was posting Friday night. I told him to grow up.

:hi:

[my2sense]

3. You got me

:rofl:

[DesertFlower]

4. i didn't either, but

that was because i didn't give my real #. i did get an e-mail.

[Lost-in-FL]

5. I'm suing too cause I read my message too late

How dare they send a text message at 3 am!!!

[Xipe Totec]

6. Prima facia evidence that he's not a supporter

so he was not entitled to the text message anyway.

[liberal N proud]

9. Stupid idiot

Probably didn't give them the right number to text to.
But he is too stupid to think that could be the problem

[immoderate]

10. I didn't get a text message either. Should I sue?

Do you think not having a cell phone might have something to do with it?:shrug:

--IMM

[sharesunited]

11. Gots to be a hoax. Clerk of Court is closed Saturday and Sunday.

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12. It's satire!

n/t

[sharesunited]

13. What is this "satire" of which you speak?

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15. There was no lawsuit (thus far, anyway! )

n/t

[sharesunited]

16. Doh!

:silly: :silly: :silly:

[lonestarnot]

14. LOL

[Naturyl]

17. I'm suing because Obama didn't clear the VP pick with me.

Granted, I would have said Biden too, but he didn't ask me and I'M SUING!!!

I'm ENTITLED!!!! I like to reinforce and strengthen stupid RW talking points by demonstrating a totally selfish sense of entitlement and jumping ship the first time things don't go exactly my way!

While I'm at it, I'm gonna go join PUMA.

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18. LOL!! n/t