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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:37 PM
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How would Pelosi function in any other job?

Paramedic ("Until you stop bleeding and show me a reason to believe you are hurt, there's nothing I can do.")

Firefighter ("There isn't sufficient time to save your house. Stop calling me.")

Police officer ("Other than your broken locks and empty safe, can you provide any evidence that you were robbed?")

Doctor/Nurse ("You haven't shown that you are sick, and stop throwing up on my shoes.")

Magician's Lovely Assistant ("There's no such thing as rabbits. Or hats.")

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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:39 PM
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1. Accountant
"we have no proof your credit card company ripped you off"
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Wilber_Stool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:01 PM
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2. She'd make a shity waitress.
Can't keep anything on the table.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:03 PM
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3. The same as 90% of any other Federal administrators would...abysmally.
It's not just Pelosi...or Congress. It's the entirety of the Federal government.

I'm an air traffic controller. 90% of our administrators are just as incompetent.

One of their new initiatives to reduce errors? Have controllers verbally state "Work as a team. Prevent operational errors." when they relieve each other (ala the random and various WalMart chants).
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