You Won't Believe The New Slogan For The McCain Campaign!

[ihavenobias]

So according to the Enquirer is that John Edwards has some kind of love child. But you know what? Who cares? It’s not like I would ever have voted for a guy who spends $400 on a haircut. Obviously he's off my list if he ever runs again at some point.

I need a president I can relate to. Someone I could drink a beer with, enjoy with or with.

.

But seriously, how could I relate to an arugala eating elitist like Obama?

No, no for me, too "intellectual". Smart Americans want , someone who got to where he is through hard work and determination.

A man like .

A man like John McCain.

With that in mind, the McCain campaign announced today that it has started creating t-shirts, banners and bumper-stickers with the following slogan:

John McCain:

[CherylK]

1. LOL!!!

I will hang that banner up in my yard!



:rofl:

[ihavenobias]

2. Good, I'm glad you realized this was satire. I mean, it should be blatantly obvious

but you never know how people will react.

[ProgressiveFool]

6. are you sure? I think we need a couple dozen threads to determine whether it's really satire... /nt

[gateley]

8. Yep, that would be par for the course.

:7

[ihavenobias]

16. Ha, ha, maybe!

;)

[WilliamPitt]

3. Oh shit...

:rofl:

[ihavenobias]

24. That pic is photo-shopped, right? n/t

[BrklynLiberal]

52. Yes. It was part of one of those Email hoaxes.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/08/0815_020815_photooftheyear.html

[underseasurveyor]

4. (((HA!)))

:rofl:

[gateley]

5. This is SO well done and SO funny, ihavenobias! Recommend with gusto! nt

[ihavenobias]

25. Thanks

:)

[Ilsa]

7. #5. Love it! Especially the part about

McCain expecting his wife toenter a pickle-sucking contest so he can be pres.

[gateley]

9. I'm particularly fond of

John McCain - A guy you could crash a plane with. :rofl:

[ihavenobias]

26. Did Olbermann cover that, the pickle sucking contest at that biker rally? n/t

[rebel with a cause]

57. Yes, but it was a banana

I think. So high brow these super rich republicans. They think this will appeal to the working class. :eyes:

[pleah]

10. LMAO! Very well done!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[orleans]

11. k&r#7! n/t

[jgraz]

12. One small kick then back in my cave

[ihavenobias]

28. Possibly the best response so far

;)

[BrklynLiberal]

53. LOVE your sig line!!!!!!!

[matthewf]

13. funny stuff, sir. k&r.

[zbdent]

14. I can see where my RW brother would vote for McCain based on Cindy's Sturgis abilities ...

A few years ago, my RW brother entered his RW wife in a radio contest ... send in your wife's picture in various states of undress ... win free lasik surgery ...

(Of course, he paid for her store-boughts ... boobs)

Didn't win ... but I thought it strange for the Catholics they were ... I mean, at least they were Catholic due to "pro-life" stance ...

Of course, they're now divorced (finalized Dec. 2007) ... she was sleeping around ... according to one RW statement about not keeping your spouse satisfied, I would suspect that he wasn't getting the job done in bed, eh?

[ihavenobias]

30. Was it Howard Stern? n/t

[zbdent]

41. wasn't even that level ...

we're talking the Pittsburgh local FM station ...

(Although I can see where you would think that ... Howard did do that for a woman, I believe ...)

[ihavenobias]

43. Hmm...I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse? n/t

[blondeatlast]

15. Wait'll Vicki Isemann "inaugurates" the Oval Office stripper pole--and watch those McSame arms go!

Great post--no sarcasm tag needed! k/r

[SoCalDem]

23. Vicki, with the magic buttons?

[Just-plain-Kathy]

34. There should be a bumper sticker made with Vicki's picture on it...

with the caption....McCain's Monica.

[ihavenobias]

37. Thumbs up for the use of alliteration

:)

[SoCalDem]

38. Hi, I'm Vickie..Ask me about John Mccain "

:)

[ihavenobias]

36. What is that? n/t

[SoCalDem]

39. John's "friend'..Vickie and those two mysterious "bumps" under her dress

Dole '96 buttons or easy buttons ..or a very ugly "double-outie"..

[opihimoimoi]

17. One of the best arguements one can use is THE FRIGGEN TRUTH

Only the victims of the Mentally Kidnap Crew deny the TRUTH...or....comepletely Delusional....can SUCK for GOP BS CRAP/Spin....Oh, and the truley Ignorant also....

[LSK]

18. is the McCain campaign a test to see exactly how stupid this country is????

:wtf:

[ihavenobias]

46. No, that was Bush 2000/2004 n/t

[Politicalboi]

19. Or

A guy you can "Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran with"

[ihavenobias]

47. Well, maybe if you shortened it to "a guy you could bomb Iran with"

That might actually work.

[truedelphi]

20. K & R.

Just make sure you guys aren't flying over Lake COunty CA at the time!!

[mzmolly]

21. Ditto!

:hi:

[ihavenobias]

49. I'm jealous. I mean of the fact that you live in CA. Mostly only from November 1-May 1 n/t

[Bobbie Jo]

22. K&R for Testosterone!1!

:kick: :toast:

[Iris]

27. Fabulous!

[librechik]

29. self deleted

didn't realize it was "sarcasm" ya bastids!

Tornado Warning in Central Denver!

[ihavenobias]

50. I'm glad you figured it out, that coulda been embarrassing

;)

I hope things worked out with the Tornado. We had some crazy storms (70mph winds) here in the western burbs of IL the other night.

[rebel with a cause]

58. you northerners are taking all of our storms this year.

We get warnings here in the southern tip of the state, but very little storms this year. Oh well, I guess I'll let you have them without making a fuss. ;)

[malaise]

31. Absolutely brilliant

K &R

[CherylK]

32. Bump!

:kick:

[OhioChick]

33. K&R

Bookmarked for the am

[many a good man]

35. I'd never hire him to pilot my plane

and I'd sure as hell not want him to be my president!

[ihavenobias]

56. But if you had to pick ONE...

;)

[dkf]

40. Maybe that is why its Cindy who has the pilots license.

In the last few days 2 30 somethings have told me they were beginning to wonder how stupid McCain is.

My brother says he didn't think we could have someone dumber than Bush, but now we do.

[sellitman]

42. Mrs Buffalo Chip 2008 Cindy McCain!

If you thought you would like to have a beer with bush well I'm voting McCain because his wife can really suck a pickle!

[flashl]

44. K&R nt

[Pacifist Patriot]

45. Oh thank goodness!

I was terrified I would scroll down and find someone took this seriously. LOL!

Well done.

[ihavenobias]

60. The funny thing is someone *did* at first, but quickly realized it was satire n/t

[theFrankFactor]

48. K&R... It Hurts When I Laugh

[navarth]

51. Ha! Well done, Tom

K & R, as always

[BrklynLiberal]

54. Defintely a keeper, and will be passing it around.

[Snotcicles]

55. If John McCain can get the same haircut as John Edwards for $20 he must be getting charged $1 a hair

[rebel with a cause]

59. No, its the comb over that costs the money.

If they cut the hair it wouldn't reach the other side of his head. Oh, and trimming the nose hairs probably costs him something also. But maybe he has a servant to do that.

[CherylK]

61. LOL!

:rofl: