Hey!!! It's August!!! What happened to Chimpy's month-long

[CatWoman]

vacation????? :shrug:

[PA Democrat]

1. What if he went on vacation and nobody noticed?

[ColbertWatcher]

6. LOL! Good one! n/t

[CatWoman]

12. ROFL!!!!

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[azmouse]

2. He just realized that he only has a few months left to wreak havoc

and loot the treasury.

Gotta make every day count now....

[Parche]

3. Year Long You Mean?

:rofl::rofl: :hi:

OH MEOW

[CatWoman]

13. packing kitty up for the trip, eh?

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Well, he's going to go to Bejing and ride his bike!

That, according to Rachel Maddow just now.

Also, via Rachel, "What is he? Seven?" :rofl:

(And no, she wasn't slamming bike riders, but the Chimp.)

[whistle]

5. Shrub plans to be drunk the whole month, that's a vacation

[BuyingThyme]

7. They only do that during years after which he leaves DC to avoid "terrorist "attacks.

[lisa58]

8. Off to the Olympics - what's he doing after that?

[PA Democrat]

9. He doesn't need to do the fake clearing brush routine anymore.

Chimpy is selling the pig farm (AKA the Crawford Ranch) and moving to the big city.

[Kahuna]

10. Right. And now Laura is looking for a house in Dallas. Time to dump the prop. nt

[bbinacan]

15. I know he's moving to Dallas

but I haven't heard he's selling the place in Crawford. Do you have a link? Thanks.

[kskiska]

11. He can't find anyone to go to Crawford

and watch him play with his chainsaw and run in 100-degree races anymore. I guess they figure, "Why bother?"

I think he'll try to get Texas to purchase the "ranch" as a historical site. Jenna said she got married there, rather than the White House, because she could go back to the location. Sounds like * will retain access. I doubt they'll ever live there again. Laura hated it.

:hi: Hi, Cat!

[CatWoman]

14. hey Kathy!!

:hi:

always great to see you :)

[Imagevision]

16. Bush; "I'm going to sprint to the finish line..."

[Booster]

17. Oh yeah, it must be just perfect in Crawford in August. Being from

Texas originally, that's when I knew bush was totally insane - take your vacation in Texas in AUGUST?????

[csziggy]

18. Any real rancher knows you clear brush and work fences in the fall and winter

Here in Florida all we do all summer is mow and mow and mow. Clearing brush in August will give you heat stroke, chiggers, and lots of new friends like wasps, snakes and scorpions.

[Gothmog]

19. He has been phoning it in for some time

bush is just going through the motions