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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:40 PM
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How can you sit in a low slung open top plastic car and not know a body was splayed on your hood?
Come on, Novak.

You hate jaywalkers, remember? You'd run them over, remember? You said that on teevee once.

And now you expect us to believe you didn't know you hit this guy?

Maybe you're too old and ornery to drive anymore ....... you fucking douchebag.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:41 PM
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1. I wondered the same thing.
Why is allowed behind the wheel of a car?

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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:41 PM
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2. I dunno....
Edited on Wed Jul-23-08 03:42 PM by IanDB1

"Pull-over, mister Novak!"

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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:27 PM
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16. That is disturbing.
But I can't stop laughing.

:rofl:

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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:42 PM
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3. Was he coming back from his 3-mimosa brunch?
There IS a God after all -- that man NEEDED some comeuppance!
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:43 PM
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4. I once had a client ages ago, who got all sorts of trouble and threat
of hit-and-run charges from an insurance company - the plaintiff had come up to the car and pounded on the car, and the client was scared and just drove away! The bastids kept claiming that constituted a "hit and run!"

Yet watch this asshole get away with claiming he didn't notice!

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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:45 PM
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5. if you can't see past your steering wheel, time to give up driving. nt
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:46 PM
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6. He was napping?
:shrug:

Pretty lame.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:55 PM
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7. The same way you can think the Bush administration is wonderful
Puuuuuuure delusion.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:59 PM
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8. Why the hell was he only given a $50 citation? Why isn't this a hit and run, which is a felony if
there was bodily injury?
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Kelvin Mace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:17 PM
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15. Because he's somebody
and the guy he hit is nobody.

Next question...
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:01 PM
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9. Maybe he was texting.
After all, he's a very busy person.

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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:01 PM
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10. And apparently the poor man he hit
is in worse shape than what was first reported

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Novak should have been arrested on the scene.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 08:10 PM
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21. You should start a thread in GD with this news. nt
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:09 PM
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11. Does he get 24 hours before he has
to take a breath test?
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Kelvin Mace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:14 PM
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14. Hey, when you have connections
Edited on Wed Jul-23-08 04:14 PM by Kelvin Mace
that's how it works.

My mom was run down by an undercover police officer driving 70 in a 45. Despite witness reports (they didn't know he was a cop) that they smelled alcohol on him, and that he had been in a bar drinking ten minutes before, he was never tested. My mom's body was still warm when they did a full alcohol and drug screen on her. The police claim she "walked into the policeman's car".
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Kelvin Mace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:10 PM
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12. The same way you can look at George Bush
and see a great statesman and leader instead of a drunken war criminal.
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:12 PM
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13. The top was up
What kind of dickwad has a convertible on a day like today in DC and keeps the top up? But, that's how it was. I find it almost unbelievable that Novak is limber enough to be able to get into a Corvette.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 07:58 PM
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18. If Novak drives with the top down, the folds of fat blow in front of his eyes.
It's not worth it just for the exhilarating feeling of the wind blowing on his scalp.
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 04:28 PM
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17. If you are drunk off your ass, you might not know...
I think Novak is a big pile of drunk
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 08:00 PM
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19. Because he's lying?
Because Jeff Gannon was blocking his view?


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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 08:03 PM
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20. If you're in the throws of furious masturbatuion, that's how.
And, since he's a Republican, it was probably to gay porn.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 08:11 PM
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22. Why does this remind me of another incident
Like a VP who didn't bother to report that he shot his friend in the face. Coincidence? I think not.
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