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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:34 PM
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McCain: "I'm going to Peking for the Olympics!"
lol

It could happen.
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Alter Ego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:35 PM
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1. "I hear they're not allowing Negroes in the Beijing bars!"
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:37 PM
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2. And Mongolians, too
Edited on Wed Jul-23-08 12:37 PM by eleny
It's silly season around the world.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:38 PM
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4. I hope the Mogolians withhold their chicken dishes
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:48 PM
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11. If they don't let in mongoloids, how is the candidate formerly known as Gramps
going to get in??
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:37 PM
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3. He's going to sit right next to Mao.
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:38 PM
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5. Should he be doing that at his age?
If the pollution doesn't do him in, the squat toilets will.


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exothermic Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:38 PM
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6. Maybe he will try to get his visa at the Chinese Embassy in Hong Kong
;-)
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:40 PM
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7. But, but... Condi told them not to help traveling Congress critters! nt
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:41 PM
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8. oh goody both McCain and Bush can both be booed.
that's if they even sit together.
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:44 PM
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9. he might snap, have a flashback
and scream that they're all "gooks" trying to kill him

and then start WWIII

:hide:
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JaneQPublic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:45 PM
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10. What sport is he competing in?
I'm guessing the time trials for chasing pesky kids off the lawn.

:rofl:
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:52 PM
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13. I hear he's strongly favored in the Napping and Forgetting events
:evilgrin:
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:20 PM
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25. "Thinking and Remembering". He's an alternate in "Geography"
good one, hatrack
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:21 PM
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26. p.s. Dont' say "TAEKWONDO" in front of him , if you know what's good for you.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:27 PM
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20. Whining.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 12:51 PM
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12. "It's the capital city of Cathay!"
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:24 PM
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27. lol
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:10 PM
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14. not so fast, m.c.johnny....
you don't need to go to China...

you need to go to St. George, Utah...October 6 - 18, 2008...

you'll feel more at home: http://www.seniorgames.net/
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:12 PM
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15. He can go for pointers on running a police state.
That way, if he wins, it will be as if nothing has changed.
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:20 PM
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16. And after Peking, he's headed over to Siam for a week.
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rox63 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:21 PM
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17. How many years has it bean since Beijing was commonly called Peking in the West?
:dunce:
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:21 PM
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18. I clicked on the thread thinking he had actually said that
It's not that hard to imagine! ;)
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:24 PM
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28. made ya look!
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:23 PM
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19. "Book me a cabin on the finest oceanliner!"
:rofl:
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:30 PM
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21. McCain: "I hope when Senator Obama is in the Holy Roman Empire, he assures the Habsburg Dynasty that
we support their claim as the rightful rulers of the Empire. Senator Obama has also said nothing about their importance of keeping the Ottoman Sultanate at bay."
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:26 PM
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29. He also said something about meeting two or three Popes next time he's in Europe...
whassup w that?
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:33 PM
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22. Will he be taking the Pan Am Clipper via the Cook Islands?
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Sheets of Easter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:50 PM
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23. His autogyro has a stopover at the Prussian consulate in Siam.
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sentelle Donating Member (659 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 02:04 PM
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24. and he remembers
When 'Peking' was called 'ugh'

That was when all villages were called 'ugh' as were people, because language hadn't been invented yet.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:27 PM
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30. oh no you di'i'n't
lol
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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 03:34 PM
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31. Oh no!!
John McCain in Peking? Duck!!


(heh, heh)

:)
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