Since he selected himself Vice President, Dick Cheney has

[dave29]

1) Continued his war profiteering via his stock from Halliburton
2) Deliberately led this nation into a war under false and continually changing pretenses
3) accused his detractors of aiding terrorism
4) shot a man in the face
5) told a United States Senator to go fuck himself on the Senate Floor
6) Continually contradicted himself about the war in Iraq and the "progress" we have made there
7) Hid from public view, scrutiny and continually let others take the fall for his dirty work, including his top aide, who is now a convicted felon.
8) Hijacked United States Energy Policy by holding all of his meetings with top Oil executives in private.
9) appeared at a Holocaust memorial at Aushwitz in casual attire, to the embarrasment of us all.
10) Held contradictory views on Gay Marriage and loses his marbles whenever anyone questions him on it.
11) Never been held to account for anything.


COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO BECOME VP? SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST DAMNED GIG IN THE WORLD.

Feel free to add to this list. I know there is more.

[Miss Chybil]

1. How do you get to be VP?

It's like you said... You pick yourself! Woohoo!

F. Cheney

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. One of the best criminal minds at work there.... gotta give the man

credit for doing what he does best.