Jr. Has A Birthday Coming Up What Would You Give Him?

[bdamomma]

Yes, indeed Jrs. birthday is coming up this Sunday (July 6th), what would you give him? loaded question.

[pt22]

1. Me give him kake!

:D

[SharonRB]

2. The boot.

[BOSSHOG]

3. Orders to report back to active duty as a First Lieutenant

to face court martial charges of desertion.

He'd be first sent to supply to be provided the proper uniform to wear while he mops floors in the barracks while awaiting his courts martial.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

4. A prison cell.

[bdamomma]

6. exactly.

[AndyA]

5. A nice new orange jumper and a prison cell.

And hard labor for the rest of his life.

[gratuitous]

7. A swift kick in the ass

And heaven knows he needs lots and lots of these.

[napi21]

8. I'd give him a one way flight to Bagdad with NO return privileges! n/t

[rateyes]

9. A rifle. And, then I would

tell him to stand a fucking post in Mosul.

On edit: I however would make sure the rifle was the opposite of your question.

[mdmc]

10. a joint

help him get off the booze

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

11. An IQ above that of a mentally challenged turnip.

[sinkingfeeling]

12. Life in a maximum security prison.

[Stinky The Clown]

13. A fifth of warm piss

[CBGLuthier]

14. I would give him

a great big ******* in his ****** as hard as I can ******ing ********.

[dwp6577]

15. 1 big, fat cigar...

with corn

know what I mean squire?

:)

[barbtries]

16. it grieves me

that this bastard shares my daughter's birthday. one of my two lifelong friend's birthday is april 20 (hitler). my name is the same as gw's she-thing of a mother. don't hate me.

[tilsammans]

17. Hard time at the Graybar Hotel . . .

. . . lock him (and cronies) up, and throw away the key!

:kick:

[sui generis]

18. An all expense paid vacation to Guantanamo

With family activities such as waterboarding (a fun-for-the-whole family variety of surfboarding and flower arranging), naked pyramid male bonding activitiies, testicular electrodification and a human christmas tree contest to see who can make the best tree topper out of head bags, random death by "natural causes", open air cabanas with extrajudiciary martial review, and all with whirling planetary action for the foreseeable future.

The man is a fucking war criminal.

[CatWoman]

19. let's all mail him a bag of pretzels

:)

[OhioChick]

29. You beat me to it....

:)

[dbonds]

20. 100 years in jail.

[Journeyman]

21. If it were within my power, I'd travel back in time, to when he was in the womb. . .

and I'd tinker biologically to transform him into a perfect human being, full of love and compassion and an overwhelming desire to behave decently.

But since I can't, I believe I'll just let his birth day pass unnoticed and unheralded

[lame54]

22. A kiss...

[TooBigaTent]

23. a stale pretzel...

[az chela]

24. A Bullet to the head of the prick

[muffin1]

25. I had something for him,

but I forgot and flushed it.:)

[eShirl]

26. his own sandbox

with a brand new bucket & shovel

[Ghost in the Machine]

27. The same thing I have every year since 2003... I call my local classic rock radio station...

.. and ask if I can dedicate a song to pResident Bush for his birthday.. the DJ says "sure, what song would you like to dedicate?"... I say " 'War Pigs' from Black Sabbath"... twice I've heard the DJ almost choke before busting out laughing...

I'd recommend that everyone do this!

Ghost

[spanone]

28. i wouldn't give him the time of day

[IA_Seth]

30. My daughter turns 1 on Sunday...

Imagine my horror when learning she is forced to share her day with the like of GW! My family sure got a kick out of it though, lol.

[Greyhound]

31. Molten lead enema. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

32. The right to remain silent...

...anything he says can and will be used against him in a court of law.

He would also have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If he cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for him at government expense.

[LeftishBrit]

33. I'd like to be the Wizard of Oz...

and give him a heart, a brain and courage. But since these are impossible, I'd settle for the Wizard's other gift of a trip home!

[KamaAina]

34. A Segway

[Ikonoklast]

35. A kiss......

From Luca Brazzi.

[malaise]

36. These

[bdamomma]

44. and a matching pair for his ankles too.

[lynettebro440]

37. A fun filled day

of waterboarding....for him....

[pleah]

38. Black and white stripped suit with a ball and chain.

[Arkana]

39. A pink slip and a modest severance package,

as well as a one way ticket to Mongolia.

[Buns_of_Fire]

40. The Crabs. And a really bad runny nose.

Do I scratch or do I wipe? Do I scratch or do I wipe?

[ThatsMyBarack]

41. A ride in a police car!

:D

[maddezmom]

42. Pretzels

[TheWatcher]

43. Lock him in a room with all of the family members who have lost loved ones in this

Fucking War. From BOTH sides.

I of course, am not responsible or liable for anything that happens after the door closes shut and locks.

[LibertyLover]

45. In 2000 just before my mom died

she found out the * had the same birthday she did - I'd swear it helped kill her.

[alfredo]

46. 20 to life, and a bag of pretzels.

[MiniMe]

47. An impeached Veep

[robertpaulsen]

48. A conscience.

If he had one, he would either resign or commit suicide.

[BurtWorm]

49. His own private island...

I'm having it made just for him: