Disaster Preparedness and Homeland Security announce series of new directive signs.

[A HERETIC I AM]

I think these are extremely important and we should all endeavor to learn them by heart. There will be a test next Monday.

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


If your building collapses, climb under your table and practice yoga postures.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.


More here

[NightWatcher]

1. neato, I couldnt decide which one to make my new siggy line

[NV Whino]

2. Recc'd

Just because GD needs to lighten up a bit.

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. Thanks. I couldn't agree more. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

9. You're right .... GD's been BRUTAL lately.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Haha, these are classic.

[usaftmo]

5. Or use duct tape n/t

[woo me with science]

6. ROFL!

This one also made me laugh out loud.


Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.

[Deja Q]

8. *sigh* If only that station wagon had the bogus wood grain finish...

:party:

Oh yeah!!

[redqueen]

7. Hahahahahaha

Thanks :)