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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:15 AM
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shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:16 AM
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1. I just heard the news
RIP, George.
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Krashkopf Donating Member (965 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 03:51 PM
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89. "Tits is such a friendly word . . . its like a nickname . . . "
Tits, meet Toots. Tits, Toots. Toots, Tits."
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Kber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:58 PM
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100. Or a snack, maybe
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:17 AM
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2. Hey!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:20 AM
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9. I woul req your post if I could.
Koolzip Kol' zips it again.
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:17 AM
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3. Ratshit batshit dirty old twat, 69 assholes tied in a knot.
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:24 AM
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27. hurray! lizard-shit! fuck!
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:11 AM
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58. I'll see that, and raise you a bearded clam!
:evilgrin:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:17 AM
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4. Where's Al Sleet, the hippy dippy weatherman
when your eyes cloud up and rain. :cry:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 01:17 AM
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25. Tonight's forecast: DARK. nm
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 04:49 AM
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31. Tonight's forecast....Dark!,
continued dark changing to widely scattered light in the morning.

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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:18 AM
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5. What's extra sad is that
The world is left with dennis miller now.
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ooglymoogly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 04:48 PM
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92. There you go with some truly unspeakable words.
dennis miller; synonyms for a joke and not the good kind.
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ooglymoogly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 04:53 PM
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93. self delete wrong place
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 04:59 PM by ooglymoogly
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:18 AM
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6. Do what?
Carlin isn't dead. No way.

Going to read the news now...this will tear my heart out if true.

:cry:
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:18 AM
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7. HE told it like it was!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:19 AM
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8. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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virgdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:22 AM
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71. or when you die,
your soul goes to a garage in Buffalo.
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doublethink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:23 AM
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10. .......
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.

George Carlin. RIP Sir.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:09 AM
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53. Thanks for posting that
This bit is the first thing to come to my mind when I heard.

RIP. :cry:
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:28 PM
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75. :D
I forgot that one! A gem among millions of his gems.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:26 AM
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11. OMG
I knew he was gone as soon as I read your title.

How sad. :cry:
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:27 AM
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12. Swag, you hit the jackpot, buddy... thanks so much...
:loveya:
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:29 AM
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13. RIP George,

You told it like you saw it, and the world was a better place for it.

:(

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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:31 AM
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14. Well he did finally make it to Heaven
"Heaven, the topless bar down by the airport"
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:19 PM
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82. "The Big Electron".
His view of the afterlife.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:33 AM
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15. sad to hear this
and he died with the country going to shit. to me that is one of the saddest parts--these people who are politically alert/concerned/interested dying in this era, never knowing for certain how the story of bush & the neofuckingcons ends, never knowing for certain if the country was saved and if so then by whom, and did justice prevail after all.
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pokercat999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:02 PM
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95. and maybe finally realizing, it doesn't matter, not even one
little bit?
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:34 AM
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16. Damn. DAMN!
There are some people who just aren't supposed to die before I do. They are too much a part of the world for the world to go on without them. George was one of them.

The world will go on, as it has before when one of "The List" has died; as it has before, it will be diminished, poorer.
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yodermon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:41 AM
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17. did he coin Mongolian Clusterfuck?
because it was in one of his routines that I first heard that phrase.

:cry:
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:24 PM
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108. I think my Gunny invented it....
along with a lot of other primo - and physically impossible - phrases.
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lala_rawraw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:41 AM
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18. fucking
rat-bastard... stupid fucking Americans owned by lobbyists, purchased 30 fucking years ago mother fuckers.... :((
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:42 AM
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19. damn skippy.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:45 AM
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20. NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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lala_rawraw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:54 AM
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21. fucking way!
damn fucking way... okay, i can't do this fun stuff when i am crying. i am really sad. must.get.rest

part 7 runs tomorrow if that cheers anyone up
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 01:06 AM
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22. At an estate sale, I had the opportunity to buy a copy of original, autographed Glen Miller...
manuscripts hard bound in leather, or...or, half a dozen gold plated Nazi swizzle sticks bearing swastikas in the form of little Roman Banners; as was the fashion of the day...

I know now that I made the wrong decision :cry:
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 01:10 AM
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23. RIP George, we'll never forget you, motherfucker.
.........- .--......... ..-...--.-.-.- -.-...--.- -.-.----.-.-.-.....--.-.-.-..-. ------......-...-...--.-.-.-..-. -..-...
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 01:16 AM
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24. "Get on the plane? FUCK THAT, I'm getting -IN- the plane!"
"Let Evel Knievel get -ON- the plane!"


Mister Carlin was one of the few true popular PHILOSOPHERS of our age;
he will be missed.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:35 AM
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42. Ditto
:cry:
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 01:18 AM
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26. no BLUE food now
bluberries; blue on the menu, purple on the plate


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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:25 AM
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28. allow me to complete your list
godamn, bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit, dingleberry,
piss,piddle, leak, mung, cheese, laying some cable, dropping a load, ass,
booty, hiney, tochas, bum, buns, rump, cheeks, tits, jugs, bazooms,
knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, brown eyes, balls, nuts, onions, jewels,
rocks, stones, ballbag, jism,come,shoot, cream, wad, juice, peckertracks,
pearl necklace, crabs, dose, syph, clap, gleet, raincoat, scumbag, rubber,
gasket, french tickler, dildo, fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump,
cut, bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection, vitamin F, knock-up,
put out, dip your wick, hide the salami, quickie, nooner, matinee, pop your
cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas & cream, piece of
ass, nookie, poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash, notch, twat, slash,
ginch, hole, hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob, snapper, beaver, tail, pussy,
muff, bearded clam, furburger, tuna taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger,
glory hole, merkin, mucket, button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy,
taint, boy in the boat, man in the canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the
flag, riding the cotton pony, having the painters in, hard-on, rod-on,
bone-on, boner, stiff, piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue
balls, lovers nuts, cunt struck, queefer, pussy fart, asshole, bunghole,
little brown eyeball, bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck, backdoor,
bite the brown, sugar bowl pie, mustard road, up the old dirt road,
hershey highway, fudge packer, pound cake, finger fuck, dry hump, cop a
feel, tit fuck, french fuck, one man band, hand job, french job, blow job,
head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suckoff, give head, give face,
gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on, muff dive, moustache ride,
sit on one's face, yodeling in the gulley, sixty-nine, seventy-one (which is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass),
sixty-eight (which is "you do me and I owe ya one"), golden showers, around the world, daisy chain, sloppy
seconds, dog style, mongolian cluster fuck, group grope, gang bang, circle
jerk, well hung, dick, prick, dork, dong, doniker, dingus, wang,
schlong, schwanz, schmuck, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod,
hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun,
meat, beef, pork, weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, talleywacker, middle
leg, short arm, rod of love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak,
pink pencil, bald headed mouse, trowser snake, one eyed monster, one eyed
wonder worm, jelly roll, puddin', jerkoff, jackoff, whackoff, pulloff,
beatoff, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong,
pounding your pud, bleeding your weed, stroking it, giving it a tug,
beating the bishop, jerk the gherkin, shootin' putty at the moon, pocket
pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, queen, punk, faggot, quiff, dyke, diesel
dyke, lezzie, bulldagger, box lunch, seafood, rough trade, eat me, fuck
you, up your ass, fuck off, piss off,piss on you, stick it, stuff it,
shove it, ram it, jam it, cram it, sit on it, get laid, get in, get off,
get it on, get it up, mother fucker, cock sucker, old fart, fart face,
fart sniffer, cocksman, scatfan, asshole, peckerhead, scumbag, fuck up,
fuck off, ball breaker, ball buster, a real pisser, cock teaser,
cuntslapper, ass kisser, brown nose, shitass, shit heel, douchebag,
motherstrapalonian.
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:26 AM
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29. Quite appropriately, yours was the thread that I first noticed and
learned of the news. When I saw the subject line...I knew who...I suspected what.

Thank you.

Kinda.

If you know what I mean.

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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:29 AM
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30. Let me guess: what 7 words has John McCain called his wife?
Just kidding, I know.

RIP Mr. Carlin.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:17 AM
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32. These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.
:cry: :cry: :cry:

RIP George.
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solinvictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:24 AM
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33. Man..
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 05:25 AM by solinvictus
..he's going to be missed. I know it's a Ron Paul message, but Carlin's spot on with this assessment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktIECyzf4YM
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:03 AM
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34. RIP, George.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. ~George Carlin

:cry:
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Sheets of Easter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:06 AM
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35. Carlin's dead? Shoot!!!*







* shoot is "shit" with two o's.


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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:06 AM
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36. He took "Motherfucker" out.
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:09 AM
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37. i think the correct order is: shit fuck piss cunt motherfucker cocksucker and tits
p & c go together.
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Sheets of Easter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:14 AM
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38. "Those are the two I am NOT going to say!"
"I don't mind fuck & shit, but p & c are out!"



"Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinkle now!" :rofl: :cry:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:25 AM
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39. remember - shoot is just shit with two 'o's
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:30 AM
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40. oh shit ... look at the noodles ....
Don't say that Johnny, just hear it.


:cry:
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mlevans Donating Member (642 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:07 AM
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57. I think maybe
"motherfucker" and "cocksucker" were in reverse order on the original. Not that it much matters.
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:31 AM
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41. In the late 70's he added three more on his iconic HBO special:
"Fart, turd & twat."

I've since heard both fart & turd on TV.

Cross peacefully, George... :cry:
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:58 AM
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43. And tits doesn't even belong on the list
And then there are the questionable words, prick and balls. You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. You can say Roberto Clemente has 2 balls on him, but you can't say I think he hurt his balls, yes, he's holding them, he must have hurt them.

RIP George Carlin, you were a part of my teen years in the '70's
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:27 AM
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44. Oh, batshit!
:(
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:30 AM
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46. Ratshit, batshit...
dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot.

Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:29 AM
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45. There goes any hope of a DU television or radio show.
thanks.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:40 AM
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47. Buddy Christ weeps
as do I

RIP
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TornadoTN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:53 AM
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50. Buddy Christ is still smiling!


RIP George Carlin, but Buddy Christ will keep us safe!
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:29 PM
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110. that's right he was is Dogma too
crap
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BrklynLib at work Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:42 AM
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48. I awoke at 1AM to the news...and could not fall back to sleep again for hours.
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 07:51 AM by BrklynLib at work
I am very saddened by this...
I would have loved to have seen George Carlin at 95, still walking around the stage, with that same spirit of intellectual outrage that I love so much.
He spoke so eloquently for/to us. Truly, I believe his thoughts and his use of the language was eloquence.
And he made me laugh until I cried.

"why do we park in driveways, and drive on Parkways?"
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:47 AM
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49. In honor of
I still can rattle off some Carlin. That string of words was damn near a prerequisite to see the world according to George.

Goddam I'm going to miss him.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:01 AM
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51. A fitting tribute
George Carlin was a national treasure.
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:03 AM
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52. rec'ing in honor of a funny bastard
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 08:04 AM by eShirl
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:33 AM
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54. This a buncha stinkin' shit!
Who the fuck can replace George for his brand of comic commentary? I cunt believe he's gone! The funny motherfucker sure could piss on cocksuckers with his damning wit and tits just a fucking shame he's no longer with us!

I know. Lame. But I love George Carlin anyway and I will miss him.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:38 AM
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55. He even helped liberate John McCain
One out of seven isn't bad for the on-again/off-again neo-con Senator.
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:42 AM
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56. To this Day I know the hair poem by heart
I'm aware some stare at my hair
In fact to be fair
some really despair of my hair
But I don't care
Because they're not aware
Nor are they debonair
In fact they're just square
They see hair down to there
Say beware and run off on a tear
I say no fair
A head that's bare is really no where
So be like a bear
Be fair with your hair
Show it you care
Grow it to there, or to there, or to there if you dare
My Mom bought some hair at a fair
To wear as a spare
Did I care?
Oh Contraire
Spare hair is fair
In fact, hair can be rare
Fred Astaire got no chair.
No does a chair
Or a chocolate eclaire
And where is the hair on a pear,
No where, mon frair
Now that I've shared this affair of the hair
I think I'll repair to my lair and use nair.


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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:19 AM
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59. "You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick"
Seriously, he was the only comedian I saw who could take each of those 7 words and turn them into oral dissertations worthy of a PhD candidate.

RIP, George Carlin.

:toast: :cry: :toast:
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:33 AM
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64. The man was a pure genius...
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 10:33 AM by AngryOldDem
..who could spot a linguistic foible a mile off.

My favorite (among many) was his question: "Why do they call it a HOT WATER HEATER??? Isn't the water already HOT????""

He had a point, there.

RIP, Mr. Carlin.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:20 AM
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60. You can't say that.
*sigh*

RIP
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ProgressiveFool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:39 AM
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61. Progress: I believe you can say "piss" on TV now, but only as in "pissed off"
You might be able to say "tits".
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:15 AM
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70. One more sense, too
"pissed" or "getting pissed", British(?) for drunk.
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Zuiderelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:57 AM
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62. RIP George.
The best comedian of my lifetime. Will miss you much.

:cry:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:15 AM
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63. RIP dear man.
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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:40 AM
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65. George never jumped the shark..
He was always relevant and a funny motherfucker.

RIP George
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speedoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:43 AM
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66. I should have known, swag.
What your thread was about.

RIP, Mr. Carlin. You helped me laugh my ass off when I needed to.

Bookmarking to help me remember him.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:49 AM
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67. RIP George.
Your comedy just got better and better as you aged. Lots of good stuff we will never hear.
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robinlynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:05 AM
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68. You sound like my mother.
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:08 AM
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69. What a shame that he died while Caligula was still at the helm of
this adrift ship of state...........
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:34 AM
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72. God damn
I don't know if Carlin ever made note of this, but one of my pet-peeves is that tv censors will not allow the phrase God damn on the air. They will bleep out god, but allow the word damn.

As a non-religious theist/deist/believer, I feel confident that George would have found that censorship practice as offensive as I do.


Thank you, GC, you will be missed.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:36 AM
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73. dam shit fuck hell faggit
I saw that written on a brick wall at my grade school once (spelled just that way). Now seemed like the perfect time to share them.
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:53 AM
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74. "You can't say that!"
RIP Mr. Carlin.
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Martin Eden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:36 PM
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76. tits ... tits doesn't even belong on the list!!!
It sounds like a snack.
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Danascot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 01:23 PM
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78. Tits

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Martin Eden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 12:39 PM
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77. Don't forget the 2-way words ...
... you can PRICK your finger, but DON'T FINGER YOUR PRICK }(

:cry:
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Danascot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 01:32 PM
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79. Humor is cosmic
Laughter is divine. George Carlin now sits at a place of honor with the gods.

His rapier words skewered self-righteous assholes everywhere.

RIP George, you will be missed and remembered.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 01:41 PM
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80. As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass I'm going to chop my dick off.
RIP George.
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Lefty-Taylor Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:13 PM
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81. One of my many favorite lines that the late great George created mocked the physcial appearance of
pro-lifers: "Have you ever noticed that the people in the pro-life movement are people you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?"
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:26 PM
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83. like another DU'er said the wrong george left.
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:31 PM
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84. If you will email this OP to 8 people, 8 angels will visit you!!
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DWilliamsamh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 02:58 PM
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85. Thanks, I always wanted to know what the actual words were.
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 03:14 PM by DWilliamsamh
I always like GC, but never actually heard the "Seven Words" routine. Are these they?

Rest in peace George. Maybe now you'll get to sample the blue food.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 03:01 PM
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86. Yes. For a while known as "The Milwaukee Seven",
Carlin was arrested on July 21, 1972 at Milwaukee's Summerfest and charged with violating obscenity laws after performing this routine.<27> The case, which prompted Carlin to refer to the words for a time as, "The Milwaukee Seven", was dismissed in December of that year; the judge declared the language indecent, stating that the language was indecent but cited free speech, as well as the lack of any disturbance.



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McCamy Taylor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 03:34 PM
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87. If Russert got 100 threads in DU, Carlin deserves 1000....
:cry:
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DWilliamsamh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 03:39 PM
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88. Couldn't agree more... Usefulness to society must not be the measure
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bjobotts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 04:29 PM
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90. Saint Peter's stand in. See ya soon pal.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 04:33 PM
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91. I guess this is the official Carlin mourning thread.
I'd say it's apt.

Rat shit,
bat shit,
dirty old twat,
69 assholes tied in knot,
hurray,
lizard shit,
FUCK!!!
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ooglymoogly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 04:55 PM
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94. James; we loved ye....RIP AND HONOR
cue bag pipes
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ooglymoogly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:03 PM
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111. Sorry George, my nephew James is here. His name is James George
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 10:05 PM by ooglymoogly
and my mind is just not working.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 05:04 PM
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96. i just saw him perform a few years ago
he was angry and funny as hell....
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think4yourself Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:39 PM
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97. I will miss him.
Discovered him by accident, someone left the cassette at my apartment and man, I wore that thing out. One of the lines I really remember was about the dialog in those sixties Disney movies.

"We're gonna snatch that pussy and put it in a box!"


He was so much more than the dirty words though!
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 06:56 PM
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98. fart, turd and twat
:rofl:

Rip, George. Your humor got me through some dark times.

:patriot:

:cry:
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guyalapatie Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:26 PM
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116. Damn ya beat me to it.
And again, beat me to it. I met him at a book signing about 6 years ago. This is probably childish, and sentimental and naive, but I got the vibe that the two sentences of small talk was the same kind of thing he (if he were unknown) would say to a passerby on the street who wanted the time, or a light. People were just people to him. A great man is measured by how he affects people... Carlin was a giant in our time and a Titan in human history.
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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 07:28 PM
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99. Happy trails George.
I'll buy you a beer at the next stop.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:13 PM
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101. Kick.
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:17 PM
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102. Carlin, you were a funny fuck.
Thanks for the mammaries...er memories.

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papapi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:27 PM
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103. feces urine vagina fellatio incest breasts
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 08:28 PM by papapi
Take THAT!
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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 08:57 PM
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104. Cheese Tits!
RIP George.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:01 PM
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105. Hey Swag, Do you remember Mother Fucker?
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:59 PM
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114. Wow, the new almost best thing in the world. Thanks!
Edited on Mon Jun-23-08 11:00 PM by swag
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:02 PM
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106. one of my favorites bits that George did was about "stuff"
and our lives depending on stuff and how we deal with "stuff"

The man was great . My dad had the LP with the list of words you
can't say on TV, my friends and I used to put that on and just laugh
and laugh .

He touched generations. My family will miss his humor we and send our
love and strength to his family .
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 11:21 PM
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115. Amen to that.
The good news is that the man is practically immortal thanks to all the recordings and videos. He fucking rocked the world.
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:20 PM
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107. FUCK is the heavy one, the one we save for the end of the argument:
"Oh, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND ANYBODY THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!"

I still remember the first time I heard that. I was in band camp "this one time, in band camp..." - no, Band Camp wasn't anything like that when I was in school. If we weren't drunk, we were stoned. Hell, it was the 70's, and we considered ourselves "musicians". I was a trumpet player, I kinda leaned toward jazz. And everyone knows jazwa purely drug-induced. :sarcasm:

So, here I am in "band camp" in a concrete block dorm room painted green (they liked to imitate the Military back then) stoned out of my mind, and I almost pissed my pants when I heard that line.

I don't remember anything else about that night, but I remember Carlin's best lines as vividly as if they happened 2 minutes ago. And I can still see those painted concrete blocks.
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 09:26 PM
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109. Another light goes out. Damn.
Thanks for this thread. :cry:

sw
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Reterr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:38 PM
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112. He was awesome.eom
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-23-08 10:40 PM
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113. My all-time favorite comedian
RIP, George.
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