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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-18-08 12:22 PM
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Yup ... everything went to hell in America when we started using margarine
Edited on Wed Jun-18-08 12:23 PM by kpete
PROHIBITION PARTY. Just when you think the Prohibition Party is only good for comic relief ... they go and prove you right. Prohibition Presidential nominee and pastor Gene Amondson was a guest this week on The Weekly Filibuster political radio program in Maine and he offered rather, umm, unusual views on several topics. Here are his comments on what causes homosexuality and the sexual molestation of children:

"I had a professor in college that said that the rising of homosexuality really came when our diets were changed, when they took out vitamin E, which was found in whole grains and real butter. You can change the diets of rats and remove vitamin E from them and rats can become homosexual. So, our diets need -- if you got kids, feed them whole grains, feed 'em real butter, none of this margarin -- (and) when I used to go home as a kid in college, I'd say to my folks, 'Pass the...pass the homo-margarin.' Well my dad didn't think that was funny -- but our diets need to be right and if we ... keep having drunk moms and dads...drunk dads molesting their children, that's where this homosexuality comes around a lot." Want to know what ruined morality, families and women? "Now see the Devil woke up and said 'How can I ruin America,' he says 'this is what I'll do, I'll go to the Catholic churches and the Protestant churches and I'll get all these women that used to do things like fight alcohol and I'll get them into Bible studies and they'll learn scripture, and scripture and they'll forget about fighting alcohol that hurts our children,'" explained Amondson.

Yup ... everything went to hell in America when we started using margarine and women started reading the Bible for themselves instead on trusting their husbands to tell them what they needed to know.

http://www.politics1.com/blog-0608a.htm#0618
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-18-08 12:24 PM
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1. I think you meant marijuana.
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Bluerthanblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-18-08 12:29 PM
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2. "it's not nice to fool Mother Nature"-
"butter"- "Chiffon"


:rofl:
sorry, that's the first thing to come to mind-



how silly-

what next?

peace~
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-18-08 02:47 PM
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3. meh, only our waist lines went to hell. nt
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-18-08 02:52 PM
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4. I'm surprised the conservative nuts aren't blaming the evil French
Margarine was invented in 1869 by a French chemist, under the administration of Napoleon III.
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