First, they need to devote full attention to really critical stuff. Like this:
H. Res. 972
Supporting the goals and ideals of American Heart Month and National Wear Red Day.
Recognizes and reaffirms the commitment to fighting heart disease and stroke by promoting awareness about the causes, risks, and prevention, supporting research, and expanding access to medical treatment.
Encourages all Americans to learn about their risk for heart disease.
Thanks the gods that this milestone declaration passed -- after the customary 40 minutes of heated debate, of course.
Second, the other problem seems to be that only a few of them can walk and chew gum at the same time and it's apparently easier to support American Heart Month than consider impeachment. I'm not even sure there's much of an American heart left once the Bushies' blessed us all with their unique brand of "compassionate conservatism."
So... no time for the Constitution, time only for proclaiming things like national mayonnaise month or congratulating a boy scout for rescuing a cat stuck up a tree.
Great stuff, Ms. Nancy and the rest of the congressional invertebrates and pretend democrats who depend on that little "D" to cover their Vichy tracks.
You just keep concentrating on the big picture while the smart bombs fall on Tehran, proving again that they're actually dumb as posts by hitting daycare centers, hospitals, the random mosque and a few schools -- full of kids, of course.
If things really go well, the US can also be responsible for wiping out museums housing seven or eight thousands years of priceless and irreplaceable artifacts from the Fertile Crescent days.
But that's not what we'll see and hear from our elected representatives. Rather, at least 200 of these candy ass invertebrates will gather on the capitol steps to sing mindless patriotic songs and display their little lead-painted, made-in-China-by-slave-labor flag lapel pins for the cameras.
Because they're self-serving hypocrites first and humans second (or maybe lower), they'll wave their little made-in-China-by-slave-labor flags and blather about their support for the troops -- even though they're mainly been supporting them by providing the money to get nearly 4,100 of them killed and another 25,000 severely injured (or maybe thousands more, but who's counting).
Having survived Iraq, the wounded now face treatment and rehab at the new, improved, rat and roach infested, privatized VA.
Then the speechifying begins, but I don't really want to imagine how horrible that's going to be. I've had enough of visualizing these wastes of air space for one afternoon.
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