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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 03:11 AM
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Jesus Saves Another Soul from Turquoise Lycra«
http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008...


It's certainly true that the Jesusy Extreme is a lamentable, tiresome presence on the media landscape, but when they're particularly retarded*, they can be a source of great merriment:



You can see the rest of the hilarious letter, obviously referring to the ridiculous Undergear** or International Male catalogues, at this thongtastic not-safe-for-work underwear blog. where, fair warning, the creations shown in the ads are, indeed, potentially evil and immoral in the wrong hands.

*A word I use neither lightly nor unintentionally!

**Read Jezebel's hilarious review of Undergear here (also not recommended for workplaces who frown on pictures of tighty-whities with ass-enhancing padded butts and/or provocative pouches on their company desktops).
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 03:59 AM
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1. Why does God waste sex organs on these guys. I have a friend


who is a born again Christian. Every time he goes
out with a woman he thinks they're after his 'package'
even though he hasn't had sex with a woman in 24 years.

If you are wound up that tight about sex stop dating.
Do women a favor and find a hobby that doesn't involve
human interaction.
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 04:11 AM
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2. "Find a hobby that doesn't involve human interaction."
Could be applied to so many people, for so many reasons. :thumbsup:
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:35 AM
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3. Won't work, gbrooks.
Onanism is a dealy sin also.


:rofl:
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:50 AM
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4. Well I think my buddy may have a prostate gland the size of a basketball.


I mean 24 years without some fur or the occasional
tug for the sake of hygiene? Struth the pressure
must be unbearable
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 06:31 AM
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5. he tugs
he just hates himself afterward.

what a waste...
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