I rode an elevator with Mittens and spouse at Logan Airport... ask me anything..

[Windy]

And yes, he does look like a Ken doll, however aged a bit, in real life.

[Ian David]

1. Please tell me you told him off or something?

Did you at least say, "Who let the dogs out? Woof woof..." n/t

[Windy]

2. No, but I did bump into him with my suitcase... oops...

[truedelphi]

3. When you pull the little plastic ring attached to the thin plastic string riveted to his neck,

Does he change expression?

I have imagined for a long time that's how he works.

[Dr.Phool]

4. Was he wearing that magical Mormon underwear?

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. Did you give him a wedgie so you could see his magic underwear?

:shrug:

Or, ask him when his sons were going to man up and join the military?

[gateley]

6. I'm surprised they were flying commercial -

or is that an incorrect assumption on my part?

How was the FEELING in the elevator? Did they smile at you? Like they were ON? Or were they just like normal people?

Also, how did his wife look? I think she suffers from MS or a similar dreadful disease.

[Windy]

17. I have no idea if he was flying commercial or if he was just coming from his own plane

he was in an elevator going to a different level of the terminal. Not baggage claim or anything like that.

His wife looked good for her age. Mitters needed a haircut though. He had hair going down the back of his neck.. :o)

[PsN2Wind]

7. Did he make you

ride on the roof?

[AlCzervik]

8. omfg, you win!

I really needed a laugh so thank you, thank you very much!

[Sequoia]

13. Clap, clap, clap !!!!

[Windy]

18. Nope, but his suitcase barked and it had a brown substance running out from the side of it. n/t

[lpbk2713]

9. Did you press all the buttons?

So that an important man :sarcasm: like Mittens would have to stop
at each floor before he got where he was going.

[El Supremo]

10. Did you remind him that Teddy beat him 58 to 41 in '94?

[AlCzervik]

11. those debates, wow Teddy cleaned his freakin clock.

[kimmerspixelated]

12. Ask you anything?

1.Okay, are you a real blonde, or a blonde that's being real?

2. What is the square root of 1,967,543,221 ?

3. What is the real reason for ticks and fleas on this planet?

I could go on...but I don't want to be greedy!

[Windy]

22. hahaha.... I am a real blonde by the way

Not a math wiz though...

Question three? Hmmm... for Mitters dog while strapped to the roof? They need to bury their head in the muts skin just to hang on!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. Did he leave a trail of greasy hair oil?

Hope you didn't slip and fall in it.

[Windy]

19. Actually, his bryclean wasn't too heavy..his hair was a bit disheveled.nt

[niyad]

15. do yo need a drink? a shower? delousing? a sedative?

[Windy]

20. I itched until I got home to Detroit last night and could take a shower!

[SoCalDem]

16. Did you see any "visible panty-lines"

:rofl:

[lisa58]

21. Since he does look like a Ken doll....

....do you think he and Cindy McCain would be a better match?

[Windy]

24. Oh Absolutely!!!! Ken and Barbie in their geriatric years!!! n/t

[AspenRose]

23. What did he smell like?

?

[Windy]

25. I was holding my nose, sorry... nt

[Vinca]

26. How many showers did you take after you got home? nt