We're saved! we're saved! Bush landed in Alabama just now!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

All the storm damage will be fixed
All the businesses will be replaced
All Lives will be restored
All flooding will dry up.


And then, Bush will return to NOLA and repeat his miracle.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. but only for rich white Publicans n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. but what about the 1-800 number? Isn't that enough?

just think of it. It took NOLA months before people actually saw someone in person. Now, it takes only 3 days before you get put on hold!

[SpiralHawk]

4. But of course. The fatcat republicons are 'special'

And so the rest of you, ugh, people, can just shut up and sit down. According to republicon crony doctrine, America is for the 'special' not for the people.

[soup]

6. Yep. Thought I actually heard him say

"There are some poor people who will not qualify for FEMA assistance."

[SpiralHawk]

9. "Rest assured that rich republicon cronies will enjoy benefits." - Commander AWOL

"As for you poor - ugh - people: tough noogies. Life's a bitch unless you are born into the 'elite' corps of corrupt republicon cronies."

- Commander AWOL

"Smirk, smirk, smirk"

[soup]

15. CNN replayed his words of wisdom.

He did say, "There are some poor people who may or may not qualify for FEMA assistance."

Sometimes the bumbler in chief does tell it like it is.

[OneGrassRoot]

3. My God, it's scary how much he looks like his mom....

:scared:

[lonestarnot]

5. "Any questions? 1-800-Brownie."

[deminks]

7. Ahhh, but will he hand out US flags like he did on the Gulf coast?

/heavy sarcasm off.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=322533&mesg_id=322533

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

8. does he have his sleeves rolled up?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Everything will be fine now.

According to CNN's website, the Chimperor "said he knew 'full well that I'll be seeing people whose lives were turned upside down by the tornadoes. I'll do my very best to comfort them.'"

:puke:

Yeah, those people sure could use some of his comfort, the same kind he handed out in NOLA. Do we have to call him The Comforter?

And then he added, "Heh, heh. Looks just like my frat house after some o' them keggers we useta have. Heh, heh."

(Not really. But I'm waiting for him to make some such half-assed, insensitive remark relating the incident to himself, like he usually does.)

[lonestarnot]

13. No, but he drug his behind him sucking his thumb yelling 1800brownie.

[libnnc]

11. He's gonna tell you "It's hard work..."

give you a thumbs up, wink a couple of times and then high-tail it back to DC.


"Fightn' the ternaders over thar so's we don't havfta fight 'em over har."

[Arkansas Granny]

12. Don't get too excited. I heard him say on TV last night that he's

there to offer what comfort he can. He might hug a few people and make some inappropriate remarks, but he didn't actually say anything about helping.

[radfringe]

14. he'll be making even more trips to tornado alley

when Spring kicks in. I hate to think how bad it will be if it's this bad now

don't know what's going to be worse - the tornados or bush visiting

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Thank Gawd

Maybe Bama will get a shot at a national championship next year, like the Saints almost did this year.

If these big storms make for great football seasons then maybe West Virginia needs a big storm too.

Does Al Gore know about the connection between global warming and great football teams?

[leftchick]

17. "This country is a PRAYERFUL Country" omg

This guy is a total fuck wad...

"This storm is a tough storm. Went eight miles and affected a lot of lives," Bush said at the Enterprise Municipal Airport. "This country is a prayerful country. A lot of people praying for you."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070303/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_tornadoes

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Seems like a lot more people are preying on us than praying for us.

EDIT...LATELY!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

19. don't get me started on prayer.

I'd hate to have a thread locked.

[rzemanfl]

20. It'd be okay, because I would pray your thread didn't get locked.

[leftchick]

24. it seems as though that is all he is planning on giving him

dip shit

[ChairmanAgnostic]

26. and only those who deserve it. The rich.

those poor won't get anything but a telephone number to call. So they can be told, after voice mail hell and 1 hour of hold time, that they don't qualify.

[trof]

21. Praise the Lord! And pass the...ummm...

Better not say that.
I'm KIDDING!
:-)

[Alamom]

23. I know that song.

JUST KIDDING TOO.:)

[shraby]

22. Looks like he's a state behind....

They had a nasty one in Georgia last night.

[npincus]

25. he's here...

[madrchsod]

27. god works in mysterious ways

his son heals the sick and raises the dead