Recent weather observations and forecast for Waco...

[Aviation Pro]

Allow me to translate the mumbo-jumbo below. Current conditions as of 2351 Local (11:51 PM) as reported from Waco Regional Airport showed clear skies, temperature 72 degrees F (22 C) and a sea level pressure of 1008.3 millibars. Because of the maintenance requirement (the $ at the end of the report) no winds were reported. About an hour and a half earlier a strong thunderstorm moved in and dumped almost 3" of rain around the area which will make it kind of soggy tommorow. From the looks of it, a cold front moved through from the NNE (see the surface chart below).

As for tomorrow, Jenna had better helmet up her hair because the winds will shift from ESE to SW bringing in a hot air mass that is guaranteed to be sticky. Expect the temperatures to hover around the mid 90s (around 33 - 35 C) and expect her clown of a father to challenge everyone to a run in their tuxes and dresses. Although there may be a thunderstorm around 2:00 PM, there is only a 30 - 39% probability.

Just to be snarky, cause a pox on that whole fucking family 'cause, ya know, fuck 'em, why only one photo? My guess, Jenna is due to pop any minute now.

KACT 100451Z 10SM CLR 22/19 A2980 RMK AO2 SLP083 T02170194 $
KACT 100351Z 04004KT 9SM CLR 22/19 A2979 RMK AO2 TSE28RAE28 SLP081 P0028 T02170194 $
KACT 100328Z 01008KT 10SM SCT013 22/19 A2981 RMK AO2 TSE28RAE28 P0028 $
KACT 100316Z 02008G28KT 3SM TSRA BR BKN013 BKN050 22/19 A2979 RMK AO2 LTG DSNT NE P0028 $
KACT 100307Z 02008G28KT 2SM +TSRA BKN019 BKN050 OVC060 22/19 A2983 RMK AO2 LTG DSNT NE P0013 $
KACT 100251Z 00000KT 7SM TSRA FEW029 SCT050 BKN060 25/19 A2983 RMK AO2 LTG DSNT SW-NW TSB18RAB41 PRESRR SLP093 P0002 60002 T02500189 53028 $
KACT 100224Z 10SM VCTS CLR 26/18 A2980 RMK AO2 LTG DSNT SW AND W TSB18 $
KACT 100151Z 03004KT 10SM CLR 24/19 A2977 RMK AO2 SLP073 T02440189 $
KACT 100051Z 10SM CLR 28/19 A2974 RMK AO2 SLP065 T02780189 $
KACT 092351Z 01008KT 10SM CLR 31/19 A2974 RMK AO2 SLP065 60066 T03110189 10339 20306 56003 $
KACT 092251Z 01006KT 10SM CLR 32/18 A2975 RMK AO2 SLP066 T03220183 $
KACT 092151Z 01006KT 10SM CLR 33/17 A2975 RMK AO2 SLP064 T03330167
KACT 092051Z 02006KT 10SM CLR 34/16 A2975 RMK AO2 SLP067 60066 T03390161 58005
KACT 091951Z 03003KT 10SM CLR 33/18 A2976 RMK AO2 SLP070 P0066 T03330178 $
KACT 091851Z VRB06KT 10SM CLR 33/18 A2977 RMK AO2 SLP072 T03280183
KACT 091751Z 17009KT 10SM CLR 31/18 A2977 RMK AO2 SLP072 T03110178 10311 20194 58006

KACT 100306Z 100324 03006KT P6SM VCTS FEW040CB OVC250
TEMPO 0304 3SM TSRA BKN050CB
FM0600 13006KT P6SM BKN250
FM1300 18007KT 5SM BR OVC015
FM1600 23013KT P6SM BKN050
FM1900 25015KT P6SM SCT050
PROB30 1923 -TSRA BKN030CB

[alfredo]

1. Predicting widely scattered toad showers.

[lapfog_1]

2. If I was Rev. Hagee...

I would say that God hates this evil asshole AND his evil spawn.

[Aviation Pro]

3. Here's the graphic posted for around the blissful conjugal nuptial...

Go here to see the sticky weather forecast;

http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?site=FWD&llon=-97.702083&rlon=-96.702083&tlat=32.057917&blat=31.057917&smap=1&mp=1&map.x=66&map.y=127

[Diane R]

4. I truly loath GWB. But his daughter has done nothing wrong, and I wish her a beautiful wedding.

[Texasgal]

5. I live in Austin

and I planning on staying indoors tomarrow... It is going to be hot and humid!

[DemoTex]

6. WSI has a "Dry Line" approaching that area this afternoon.

"Dry Lines" are one of the conditions that tornado chasers look for ..