BREAKING: Congressman Vito to Bag It

[Stinky The Clown]

MSNBC reporting that Fosella (R-Bunghole) will resign his seat in the wake of his drunk driving arrest and charges of diddling a woman not his wife to the point of conception and beyond.

I love that the drunk driving charge carries a mandatory jail term.

I celebrate the downfall of every Repubican, no matter the reason. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

[damntexdem]

1. Oh, I wouldn't be so tough on them:

I WOULD piss on them. ;-)

[IronLionZion]

7. I would piss on them if they were NOT on fire.

:P

[eleny]

12. Equal opportunity!!!

:thumbsup:

[Jack from Charlotte]

22. He's resigning in order to spend more time with his families. (nfm)

*

[Mandate My Ass]

27. LOL, good one! I wonder if he'll move her right in with the wife and kiddies

a la Ghouliani.

Those family-values repukes, what a wacky bunch. :rofl:

[roguevalley]

34. this stuff is duzy material

BREAKING: Congressman Vito to Bag It

MSNBC reporting that Fosella (R-Bunghole) will resign his seat in the wake of his drunk driving arrest and charges of diddling a woman not his wife to the point of conception and beyond.

I love that the drunk driving charge carries a mandatory jail term.

I celebrate the downfall of every Republican, no matter the reason. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

Too, too funny! LOL!

[Happyhippychick]

2. I am so relieved that he didn't drag his wife up to a microphone and make her stand there

while he wallowed.

[DainBramaged]

3. (R-Bunghole)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:yourock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

4. Vito's WILD night before his arrest...

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2008/05/vito_vito_vito.php

[BOSSHOG]

5. But he has conservative values and every life is precious

and every hard working conservative man needs a drink every now and then and we should forgive those decent men who like to fuck women other then their wives.

You are way too harsh H2S. Where is your compassion? In the compost heap with mine?

[mikeytherat]

13. Well, he broke the "adultery" rule, but he did keep the "every sperm is sacred"

rule, so how do we score this? I mean, if we look at the record in its entirety, he clearly gets flushed down the shi**er, but in this particular instance, I wonder how you score this? Can someone give us a ruling?

mikey_the_rat

[BOSSHOG]

15. I think I know where we can find the answer

Take an old eight track recording of Leviticus. Play it backward at twice the speed when the full moon lands on the second saturday of a month. Therein lies the answer. Who says all the world's trouble can't be solved by just turning to a religious passage?

[mikeytherat]

17. Instead of Leviticus you can always use the book of Pious, Chapter 1, v.69

Pious is one of the Lost Republican Seers of the Bible (lost, yet oddly prominent, that one).

mikey_the_rat

[IronLionZion]

6. Haha, I saw this on Google News the other day and thought it was awesome

he's the only Republican US congressman in the whole city...so of course he's an adulterer and drunk driver!

What an asshole. Staten Island can hopefully find someone better.

[DainBramaged]

8. Staten Island is a sewer

I don't think any Dems even live there (I used to work there in the late 90's).

[IronLionZion]

9. I keep wondering if NYC would ever cede that to NJ and annex Yonkers as the 5th borough. nt

[DainBramaged]

10. We don't WANT Staten Island, thank you

As of 2000 the population represented several European ancestries:<10>

Italian: 37.7%
Irish: 16.0%
German: 6.3%
English: 2.2%


There are more Italian-Americans on Staten Island percentage wise than any other county in the United States. Since the 2000 census, a rather large Russian community has been growing on Staten Island, particularly in the Rossville, South Beach, and Great Kills area. There is also a significant Polish community mainly in the South Beach and Midland Beach area. The vast majority of the island's African American and Hispanic residents live north of the Staten Island Expressway, or Interstate 278. In terms of religion, the population is largely Roman Catholic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staten_Island

It was also home to one of the largest garbage dumps in the wold till they closed it down.

[Winterblues]

20. Your post seems to indicate you do not like Italians or Polish or Irish

Why would you even bring up such stats? What relevance do those stats have to anything?

[DainBramaged]

35. You read too much into nothing

Read the entire Wiki posting, and stop looking for gremlins.:eyes:

[musette_sf]

23. it does kinda suck now

but was quite nice in the early to mid 70s.

i can't believe how crowded and overbuilt it is now.

[Hydra]

11. Would you like some gasoline to pour on the burning pile o' crap?

As Foghorn Leghorn was heard to say, "I'm here to help you, son!"

[madokie]

14. you got that right

and all I could add is, and no matter the season

[Happyhippychick]

16. Republican reaction to the news: Thank God he's straight!

[undeterred]

18. "charges of diddling a woman not his wife to the point of conception and beyond"

How do you plead, sir? :shrug:

[IronLionZion]

19. at what point do we end the myth of Repub family values once and for all?

Do we have to arrest ALL of them? :wtf:

[Kaleko]

31. Yes please!

And be quick about it.

[Stinky The Clown]

32. Actually .......

..... yeah .... we probably do.

[Winterblues]

21. So does he get repalaced now by the Republican govenor

or is there a special election going to be held or do they just wait until Novwember to replace him? This could turn out not so good for Democrats..

[Stinky The Clown]

29. Uh ..... the governor's a Democrat

The replacement governor that is ..... it was in all the papers.

[Rockholm]

24. Gotta Love It !

[samsingh]

25. repug downfalls are worthy of celebration

they are a blight on what is good

[Breeze54]

26. It's about frigging time!

Gheesh! Glad to hear it! Be-Gone asshole Rethug!

[Virginia Dare]

28. Excellent!

I eagerly await the next one!

[struggle4progress]

30. What? So soon? Before I finish my Vito-Vitter poem?

[Stinky The Clown]

33. Sucks to be a chronicler of the Family Values set, huh?