Bush, Republicans, and other assorted failures. (dialup warning-pics)

[Richard Steele]

And finally, last but not least:





Until next time!
Richard

[HughBeaumont]

1. Too much fail for one Honda:

Fail and Recommended!!

[canucksawbones]

7. So Much Fail....

So Little Time.

GK

[Richard Steele]

15. You know, I actually came across that photo while looking for material for this thread.

I swiped & saved it, and looked at it several times,
but none of my caption ideas seemed quite right. So,
none of them made the final cut here.

And I'm glad they didn't, because none of them were half
as good as that was!

Nice find- that's just a brilliant LolPEG right there!

[HughBeaumont]

23. Hee hee . . . I remember getting that in an e-mail once.

That to me is a representation of the motherlode of failure - failure of consciousness, tailpipe, suspension, common sense, etc. I mean, this dope's got heavy shit in the back as well as what's piled on top. It looks like the damned Grinch on top of Mt Crumpet, ferchrissakes.

That should be called the "Lazy Man's FAIL". News flash, driver: if you can afford alla that stuff, you can afford these things Home Despot has called rental trucks. And you can even make multiple trips!

Yours is the best collection of FAIL I've seen in a while. Definitely bookmarking this one for future usage. I mean . . . WHAT's with that car on the wire? I'd sure like to know how THAT happens.

[SalviaBlue]

2. A+++ Hilarious n/t

[AzDar]

3. Veddy nice!

[The Doctor.]

4. T' the greatest wid ya'

Thanks for remembering!

I laughed my ass off.

(There must be a 'FAIL' for laughing your ass off somewhere.)

[Richard Steele]

11. Thanks Doc! Making you laugh is more of a "succeed" in my book! nm

[Eric Condon]

5. How about a picture of the young George and Barbara Bush in 1946: "Birth Control Fail" nt

[Richard Steele]

10. Hmmm...that's not a bad idea. I'll keep that in mind. nm

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. That is a hell of

a

lot

of

FAIL!

Love it.

Don't stop...

There is so much

more failure to address...

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. I have only one question.

In that last picture, did all those people just leave a porno flick? I mean with the raincoats and all. Just sayin. Are they holding up their hands in pride? Sort of like look what we did? Kind of the male version of a battery operated boyfriend?

[Richard Steele]

12. I have no idea what they're doing- I only know that Dubya is doing it WRONG. nm

[krispos42]

19. "Your OTHER right George!"

[Echo In Light]

9. K&R Hysterical...thanks! Needed that

[Swamp Rat]

13. Fale

[Richard Steele]

14. Hiya Swampmeister!

I was just wondering if I should PM you
to beg for a kick!

Here's one that didn't make the final cut:

[krispos42]

18. Ah, the yellow shirt...

[malaise]

33. We've been looking for you

[Swamp Rat]

44. finals week

I'm done...

[malaise]

46. I posted that I thought you had exams about now

Congrats.
Party time

[Swamp Rat]

52. Shabbat Shalom!

[ColbertWatcher]

16. Beautiful! This is why Al Gore invented the internets! n/t

[Richard Steele]

17. Yup. He called me when I was in ninth grade & told me to have something ready to post by May 2008.

What a fucking VISIONARY that guy is!

[Richard Steele]

20. An early-morning SHAMELESS SELF KICK before I go beddy-bye. GOOD NIGHT DU! nm

[Suich]

21. LOL!

K & R!

[Vektor]

22. Nothing funnier than an ignorant redneck bigot...

demanding that everyone in America speak English, meanwhile they are completely unable to spell.

It's not so surprising, actually. You'd HAVE to be a real idiot to be so prejudiced.

Dumb fucks.

[REP]

24. I hurt myself laughing.

Where's the fail for THAT???

Oh, and I'm stealing all of them.

[Richard Steele]

45. There's no higher compliment. nm

[Echo In Light]

25. LOL again! The recurring inability for rightists to spell correctly is as comical as it is revealing

A picture can say so much...

[Richard Steele]

56. RW activists are a bottomless well of comedy fodder, And that's a FACT! nm

[xchrom]

26. recommend!

[lonestarnot]

27. Bail!

K & R

[QueenOfCalifornia]

28. I'll Kick

(already rec. yesterday... )

LOVE THIS !!!

[DS1]

29. Amensty! Oh lord that's a new one

God, those people are so dumb!

[Oilwellian]

30. This would make a funny video

Want me to give it a try? What song would you recommend?

[Lasher]

35. If I fail by Cartel?

http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/130663/Cartel+...

Better yet, Failure's not flattering by New Found Glory.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=338052261995367...

[Richard Steele]

38. There must be dozens of songs that would work well with this-

there's no way I could pick just one!

Highway to Hell, AC/DC...Losing My Religion, REM...
The theme song from "Cheers"...

What about "You Got It (the Right Stuff)"
By New Kids on the Block?

[malaise]

47. How about

A whiter shade of Fail

[Richard Steele]

49. I wish I'd thought of that 2 days ago!

I never came up with a good caption for
this Fred Thompson rally, until now:

[malaise]

58. Hahahahahahahaha

[Oilwellian]

48. I'll work on it this weekend

It should be very funny. I'll PM you and let you know when it's up. Thanks for letting me do this.

[Richard Steele]

51. Cool beans! I look forward to it. nm

[ThatsMyBarack]

31. HAIL 2 the FAIL!

[malaise]

32. One of the funniest posts ever

You might have ended with all of them in jail

[Lasher]

36. I agree.

I had to close the door last night because I was afraid all the wheezing and gasping would wake the wife.

[Richard Steele]

39. Thanks Malaise! I hope this post helps folks get through a Friday without a DUzy thread.

Laughter is good medicine.

[malaise]

43. I'm still laughing

Fail down funny

[Sam Ervin jret]

34. Now this is my kind of EYE CANDY. Sweet! Thanks for the laughs.

I really needed it.

[Uncle Joe]

37. Words fail me, other than kicked and

thanks for the thread, dicksteele.

[Ichingcarpenter]

40. Nicely done you didn't fail n/t

[LaStrega]

41. I sooooo wanted to recommend this ...

But I failed to find it within the 24-hour recommend time limit.

Thanks for the laugh!

[Richard Steele]

42. Yes, the DU downtime yesterday really took some wind out of this thread's sails.

Oh well- waddaya gonna do?

[LaStrega]

53. I'll give it another kick

[yurbud]

50. Now we know why some people want ''English only''--because ONE language is too many for them

[Shoelace]

54. lol! one more for your album

a total hoot! How'd you find all those pics?

[Richard Steele]

55. I'm a very "visually oriented" fellow. I've been saving every pic that interested me for years now.

If you want to find funny pics, you can run a
Google image search for "oops", "strange", or "lol".

If you want pics of our 43rd pResident looking like an idiot,
just run a search for "bush".

If you liked this thread, I suspect you might also enjoy
another one I did before you joined DU:
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/dicksteele/8

[Shoelace]

60. heh, my personal fav was the "magic hat"!

ah thanks for the laughs this am Dick. I'm a totally visual person too so I'll be tracking your journal so I don't miss anything.
BTW, I did finally get my potatoes planted in containers per your inspiration on the Garden forum. Kinda late but still hoping they live long and prosper.

[Contrary1]

57. And I failed to see this thread in time to recommend it.

So, consider this #32.

[Richard Steele]

61. Yeah, that's what I get for posting it right before Thursday's server-outage.

I was hoping it would get a lot of views during Thursday-evening PrimeTime,
but it was not to be.

But, given the subject matter, I choose to view that as a good omen!

[MiniMe]

59. From another thread:

[Swamp Rat]

62. kick

[SalmonChantedEvening]

63. Failures for sale or rent

Nothing they can prevent
These phonies don't regret
There ain't much to fuck up left

Ah but 2 wars, a 3rd one soon
From a twelve year old in cowboy boots
Even he don't know what he means
King of the Loads


Forgive me Roger Miller

Bravo Mr. Steele, this is a terrific post.

[Contrary1]

64. I would be remiss, if I failed to kick this...

Time for a rerun. I've looked at it 5 times now.

Thanks for the chuckles!

[Lasher]

65. Here's another failure

[Richard Steele]

66. LOL! That's a serious flaming fail!

[Lasher]

67. Thanks for putting up this OP, Richard.

This is one of my favorite threads, ever!

[malaise]

68. Kick just for the fun of it

[orleans]

69. just saw this--

malaise linked to it from George Oilwellian's thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
with your pics and music.

both are hysterical. and very good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLVCmqSAfBs

[Blue_Tires]

70. poor jimmy rollins!

[myrna minx]

71. LOL.

[The Straight Story]

72. Kicking - a future DUzy winner!