We should quit calling McCain "Gramps"

[rurallib]

"Great-grampa" captures his age much better.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. what about cramps?

as in brain cramps?

[Warpy]

2. How about McCombover?

That captures the vanity and shallowness of the man without being ageist.

[ColbertWatcher]

11. Brilliant! n/t

[King Coal]

3. How about, "Old Man Piss in Pants".

[liberal N proud]

4. I prefer Methuselah

[rurallib]

7. Me like!

[npincus]

8. great minds think alike!

[boobooday]

5. Don't call him anything that makes him sound like a relative

Yuk.

[rurallib]

6. Let me add

"GRUMPY" is probably also appropriate to highlight his temper.

[Pab Sungenis]

9. I like Rachel Maddow's name for him....

...Senator Bomb-bomb.

[Auggie]

10. I heard "Walnuts" a while back. I love it.

[tjwash]

12. Get off my lawn ya damn whippersnappers.

[maxsolomon]

13. You know, Seniors will vote for McCain out of spite

If we keep insulting them. someday, you will be old, too. hopefully.

That said, its time for Generation Jones to take the wheel.

[FredScuttle]

14. "Methusel-ughh"

[ColbertWatcher]

15. How about McC*nt? n/t

[blondeatlast]

16. I prefer "the crotchety bastard down the street who always yells about the kids playing Radio Disney

too loud."