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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:40 PM
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Something I find funny
People with children get to use a higher deduction and pay less taxes, and now after paying less than a childfree couple or individual with the same income, they are also getting more on the stimulus check. Guess some people truly are a little more equal than everyone else.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:45 PM
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1. How much does that kid cost every year?
Who benefits from producing and training the next generation of citizens?

What the hell have you done for your country lately?
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:49 PM
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2. ...
:popcorn:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:50 PM
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3. I impregnated my wife not once but twice!
Edited on Mon May-05-08 09:51 PM by Orrex
Deductions upon deductions! Now I can hardly keep track of our myriad financial windfalls. It's pure gold, baby, and nothing but profit from suckling at Uncle Sam's teat (to mix a pair of lucrative metaphors).

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WillowTree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:51 PM
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4. Try raising a couple of kids sometime.
Go ahead and feed and clothe and house and educate and provide medical care for them and then come back and tell us all about how much better off you are financially than someone making the same money who has no children.

Sheesh! Seems some people can always find something to be dissatisfied about.
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:53 PM
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7. No thanks, that's for other people to do.
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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:51 PM
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5. don't be so envious...not everyone with children gets stimulus
check

I assume that you are the last in your "line"?
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:02 PM
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11. If not
we can always hope.;)
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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:04 PM
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12. what do you imagine he does for a living?
it would be too ironic for words if he was a teacher or in a helping profession
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:10 PM
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14. Both of us are in the financial services sector.
She works for a company and I work for myself.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:51 PM
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6. Hey, I'm a single parent and I'm not getting anything.
Edited on Mon May-05-08 09:51 PM by MercutioATC
Yes, it's an income-based exclusion, but not all people with children....costly children... are getting a break.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:56 PM
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8. 1, i'm not getting a check and 2, i'd give up the deduction in a heartbeat.
i have one kid and there are plenty of people with and without children that could that money wat more than me.
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global1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:57 PM
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9. So If It Bothers You That Much - Have A Kid......nt
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 09:59 PM
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10. Not really bothersome, just funny.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:07 PM
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13. hilarious nt
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customerserviceguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:32 PM
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15. Would there have been anything wrong
with limiting it to two kids? Oh, yeah, the fundies who elected Bush and have a litter of kids love this...
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