"Men become impotent because of women's low-cut dresses and bare legs"

[progressoid]

:hide: Sorry to post and run but I thought ya'll would like to chew on this one: :hide:

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http://newsfromrussia.com/society/sex/05-05-2008/105072-impotence-0

Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has stated that most male diseases are caused by women who adhere to provocative clothes and behaviour. As a result, the Western civilization gradually turns into the society of sexually unsatisfied men and eventually unsuccessful and physically unhealthy men, the scientist considers.

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Since the start of the sexual revolution women of the developed world took to wearing revealing clothes, while Oriental women still wear gowns and yashmaks, said Leonid Kitaev-Smyk, the senior research officer of the Russian Research Institute of Culturology of the Russian Academy of Sciences. In the street men cannot satisfy all desires they have. They see naked parts of the body – miniskirts and transparent tops. The modern fashion gives rise to male lust. So there is much lust, but little satisfaction. What does it have to do with the disease? We can draw an analogy with the fauna. If a male is weak, a female will see it and reject the male. This male cannot win a female, for there is a defensive mechanism in nature – this male suffers from prostatitis and impotency.

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Thus, women dig a grave for men’s health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses. Every nice girl going on a date with a sexy top on will make only one man happy and a dozen men on her way will suffer from her revealing looks. In this case strippers are weapons of mass destruction; they have already turned the Western civilization into the society with limited erection.

Sexologists made up the list of impotency-causing activities:

Scrutinizing internet pornography
Watching erotica and pornography on video
Staring at scantily-clad girls in the street
Reading erotic magazines
Going to striptease clubs

[iamthebandfanman]

1. wowie

and all this time i thought it was all the hormones people were flushing into the water.

[wtmusic]

2. Repression is the answer!

I knew it couldn't be that difficult.

:crazy:

[virtualobserver]

5. the Burka is the key to male health

[havocmom]

3. If seeing female forms is so unhealthy, men might consider putting their eyes out

Cuz we ain't takin the vail!

:sarcasm: but only a little ;)

[ensho]

16. kick

nt

[kestrel91316]

27. What havocmom said.

Oh, and I recall a time, about 5 minutes ago and going back decades, where women were told that, basically, unless they looked like (insert name of the hot starlet of the moment), they wouldn't be able to attract a man. We're not supposed to look dowdy - that's a big no-no.

Frankly, I never seemed to notice much difference, whether I was slender and "hot", or more zaftig, I seemed to have a knack for making men wither with some regularity. Am I THAT scary, lol?

[havocmom]

30. It could be the scalpel thing...

My daughter has a really lovely, southern bell type friend who seems to have problems with men shying away. She is a coroner. Maybe it's the scalpel in the tool box?

Aren't you a vet? They might be REALLY afraid of the scalpel in your tool box ;)

[kestrel91316]

42. LOL. Could maybe be........

[Echo In Light]

4. LOL...while I find equating feminism w/girls gone wild mentality to be Orwellian, this is just silly

...and talk about men wanting to have it both ways.

[NewJeffCT]

6. I guess I'm the exception to that rule?

I get excited when I see women with plunging necklines and/or in short skirts.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. No. You're Exactly What He's Talking About

Gettin' your blood pressure up, increased hormonal flow, etc. Just gonna shorten your life!

Don't say you weren't warned!!!
The Professor

[NewJeffCT]

18. wasn't there also a study

that those same things are healthy for a man because getting your blood pumping, so to speak, is good for the heart?

I guess I should tell my wife to start wearing a burka.

[ProfessorGAC]

21. A Burka

I just tell my wife i should never see her at all. Who knows what i'd be thinking if i saw her in a burka. That can't be good for me. The best thing i suppose would be to move to the moon. No women there at all! Then i'll live forever!
The Professor

[havocmom]

31. You won't live forever, it will just seem like it

We are rather fun to have around, and some of us cook too! ;)

[yellowcanine]

35. Except that sexual excitement leads to more beating off and that is supposed to be good for you

and increase your life span. Even if you are blind with hairy palms it would be worth it.

[Cerridwen]

7. Ya know, if this were even remotely true - and men are so easily damaged

by women and what we wear, I've got to ask: Why the hell do these men think they should "run the world"? Sounds to me like they should stay out of public places, divert their eyes, and stay the hell out of women's way.

Do I need to put the sarcasm smiley here? Yeah, probably. :sarcasm:

[malaise]

8. So should we wives keep on our clothes

at all times?

[Vanje]

17. Modest dress like those FLDS ladies wear

thats the key to healthy sexuality

[malaise]

23. So can I wear shorts and skimpy tops in my own home

Can I dress in front of hubby?
What should I wear at the beach?
Hubby is cracking up at this shit.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

47. LOL, as clearly demonstrated by their cult

some people just suck.

[Canuckistanian]

9. I think Dr. Kitaev-Smyk himself is in need of some therapy

That is some fucked-up theory.

Actually, come to think of it, this is just the old "evil women are destroying men and we must control them" school of thought.

[Bob3]

10. it's the long russian winters

it does things to people - makes the write very very long novels or just go barking mad as this poor fellow has.

[whistle]

11. Sounds like something Rev John Hagee would say

[Vanje]

20. Hagee more likely would blame his virility problems...

...on gay marriage

[Breeze54]

12. Never deterred my ex!

He must be thinking of the Russian women in the gray work dresses! :P

[Vanje]

13. Its a plot

to sap those precious bodily fluids

[Fox Mulder]

15. How does a man become impotent when he sees a woman in revealing clothes?

I always though it'd be the opposite...

:shrug:

[Mountainman]

19. I've been a nudist for 25 years and have seen thousands of naked women and I'm still pretty healthy.

I should have died long ago according to this study. And I've seen my share of porno too.

[Johnny Blaze]

39. Yeah, but .......

Most nudist environments kick males to the curb for sportin' wood around the females. It's in their regulations. Erections not allowed. They say it isn't natural.

So, if you managed not to get kicked out in 25 years, then the logicical assumption is that you have no penis.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

45. Welcome to DU, Johnny Blaze!

Have fun in our very crazy, addictive little village!

:hi:

[Merlot]

22. So how many impotent sexologists did it take to make up the list?

and how much studying and "research"did they do?

Scrutinizing, watching, staring, reading and going to strip clubs is ALOT of work. Maybe they were just tired after all that "work?"

Scrutinizing internet pornography
Watching erotica and pornography on video
Staring at scantily-clad girls in the street
Reading erotic magazines
Going to striptease clubs

[kwassa]

24. So, Leonid Kitaev-Smyk isn't getting any, is he?

Those women are to blame!

[Warpy]

25. Yeah, it's all our fault when they refuse to control themselves

when they're young and it's all our fault when their willies wilt when they get old.

Funny, the most popular limp dick treatment for middle aged guys in pre Viagra days was dumping the old, modestly dressed but shabby wife and kids in favor of -- wait for it -- a scantily dressed sweet young thang.

To hell with this guy and the limp dick he rode in on.

[LeftHander]

26. Remember this commercial?

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1882/

[progressoid]

36. "very nice"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I do remember that one!

[pansypoo53219]

28. well,

maybe hanging everything all out, there isn't anything left to tease.
let me show you my ankle.

[Speck Tater]

29. Russian Scientists are like the Ed Wood of the science community. NT

[FVZA_Colonel]

37. Lyshenko really screwed things up for all of them.

eom.

[madokie]

32. Hell I thought it was because of clogged arteries

I like scantily clad women, if you don't mind

[liberal N proud]

33. ..

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I can't stop laughing

Will it still cause blindness too?

[Fleshdancer]

34. Don't you just LOVE the messages our daughters grow up with?

On one hand, you have idiots who say women "ask for rape" when they wear provocative clothing and on the other hand, you have idiots that say those clothes will leave a man impotent.

So which is it? Rape or impotence because you can't really use both bullshit excuses. You can, however, be a complete asshole for believing either one. :grr:


It's becoming increasingly difficult for me to tolerate the stupid.

on edit: I just want to point out that these messages are also very dangerous for boys to grow up with too. Having a daughter and no son, I tend to forget to include boys in situations like this.

[DFW]

38. Another pioneering discovery of Russian science

Along with "Fallout is good for you"

[Perry Logan]

40. A stunning example of "guy science."

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

41. So when Playboy runs "Women of Al Quaeda"

we should get into long, fast, fighter-bombers and put long, powerful, bombs into Iran.

we...will...obliterate...them...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

43. "Oriental women still wear gowns and yashmaks"

I don't know what this guy means by "oriental" but he's obviously not traveled to China or Japan. In my trips to China and Japan, I found that the women dress as provocatively as they do here, and that certainly didn't make me feel impotent when I watched them.

[uppityperson]

44. IF a man truly suffers from this much lust, he has a couple friends right at hand. So to speak.

right hand. left hand.
For those men who are actually responsible for their behavior, thank you for being decent humans.

[ismnotwasm]

46. Oh for fuck's sake

Men are perfectly capable of managing their own sexuality without blaming women.

[Fla_Democrat]

48. It's a risk I'm willing to take...

:evilgrin: