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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:17 PM
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A bus load of piglicons crashes in this farmland in Illinois.
A farmer slowly drives up, sees the crash, takes all the bodies out and buries them. Two days later the farmer is out tending to the crop in the area, and the Sheriff drives upon the crash scene, sees the bus, and asks the farmer if he had seen the passengers that were in the accident.
Farmer says, "Yes, I buried them all."
"You buried them all? Were they all dead?"
"Well maybe not, but you know how republicans lie."

:evilgrin:
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:20 PM
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1. as much as I would have trouble burying someone alive............... .......................
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:22 PM
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2. hmmmm.
You do realize this is just a joke? :evilgrin:
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Greybnk48 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:24 PM
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3. and a good one at that!
thanks for the laugh. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:26 PM
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4. Glad you liked it, I will tell the teller.
:applause:
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:32 PM
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6. dern, just when i was gettin my hopes up you go and squash em!!1!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:33 PM
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7. Are you trying to intimate that I am a hick you freak? What is with the freeper shit?
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:34 PM
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8. no, it is my way or the highway...just sayin...
I recon I am a hick too..being from Vaginny an all!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:45 PM
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10. "too." hmmmmf.
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:38 PM
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9. okay, okay, okay, okay..I get it..you think I WOULD have a problem
Edited on Tue Apr-29-08 05:38 PM by angstlessk
oops...as much as I would have a problem burying someone alive...if I had a choice it would be a bus load of repiglicans...IF I HAD A CHOICE...say between a truck load of chickens or a trailer load of hogs. AND THAT IS A JOKE, IN CASE YOU THINK OTHERWISE!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:47 PM
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11. cons, cons... repigliCONS
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:50 PM
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12. got it..spelling lesson ...repigliCONS...I stand corrected!!!
Edited on Tue Apr-29-08 05:52 PM by angstlessk
and it is noteworthy..they are the neo cons whom EVERYONE hates...gotta connect them dots!

on edit ..missed the pig part..corrected!!!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 06:10 PM
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13. pig fart?
:rofl:
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 06:20 PM
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14. LOL...close enough for gubmit contractors!!!
:rofl:
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:28 PM
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5. Hee hee
shared this with hubby and he grinned. That means it was a success! With my jokes, usually he does nothing.
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 06:23 PM
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15. Shouldn't this be in LBN?
:evilgrin:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 07:11 PM
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17. Teehee!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 06:40 PM
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16. They probably polluted his soil
:rofl:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 07:12 PM
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18. And screwed his pooch!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 07:26 PM
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19. LOL n/t
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