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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:07 PM
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if you could smack anyone from the MSM in the mouth with a flaming sack of shit...
who would you pick?

I'd have to go with Lou "I hate all brown or slightly tan people" Dobbs
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:08 PM
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1. The head of MSNBC for being a coward and caving to the Clintons
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lisa58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:08 PM
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2. Tucker - I'll never get over the Libby trial
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Liberal Gramma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:09 PM
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3. Does Faux count?
Sean Hannity. No, Bill O'Reilly. How about a two-fer?
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:09 PM
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4. Joe 'dead intern' Scarborough.
And if I got 2 turns, Pat Buchanan.
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chill_wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:26 PM
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26. I second that. Scarborough is especially pernicious because he gets *hours* of morning airtime
but that's not enough either-- lately he's frequently on everyone else's flipping shows regurgitating the same flem all evening.
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:37 PM
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30. I hear ya...all my emails to m$nbc complaining about Joe resulted in them
giving him more air time! :argh:
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:40 PM
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31. Give me TWO bags -- one for Morning Latte and one for "Race"
Twice, twice, twice a day to HATE HIM!
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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:09 PM
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5. O'Reilly. No contest.
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:11 PM
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8. He's begging for it
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:10 PM
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6. Nora O'Donnell
(Just to watch the flaming sack of shit completely disappear, leaving no trace or echo save perhaps the faintest wisp of smoke in the air.)
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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:10 PM
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7. So hard to pick just one
Lou is definitely up there.

But I think all pale next to O'Reilly. He is one of those guys that can't be circumsised cause there just ain't no end to that prick.
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:12 PM
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9. I need a shitload of flamining sacks.
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:12 PM
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10. Buchanan, hands down. I always knew he was an old-school racist,
but lately he's really let his Confederate flag fly. What a pathetic old man - like Don Imus, but much, much worse, because his racist comments aren't even a poor attempt at humor, they're DEAD SERIOUS.
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jaxx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:19 PM
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21. I agree about Buchanan.
He is the epitomy of a winger. And then there is his screechy voice that won't shut up and goes on and on. Fire his ass!
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:12 PM
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11. Did he really say that!
What a Nazi.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:13 PM
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12. Where do I start?
I'm gonna need a whole lot of flaming sacks of shit.

Lou Dobbs
Pat Buchanan
Tucker Carlson
Bob Novak
Mary Matalin
Bill Orally (of course)
John Gibson
Sean Hannity
Glenn Beck
Joe Scarborough
Melanie Morgan
Michelle Malkin
Kate O'Beirne

Just for starters.
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:30 PM
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29. Oh yes, too many to chose from
Those "people" are not good for my health. I'll continue using the web and watching BBC America. Our media really, really sucks.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:13 PM
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13. None in the mainstream media! Democracy Now? Nova M? No way!!
Now if you mean the Corporate Media, Sean Insanity seems like a good candidate for a mouthful of poop flambeau.

NGU.


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DB1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:13 PM
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14. Meet the Putz, Tim Russert. Biggest dweeb with big audience. Too much (-) influence.
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:16 PM
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18. another vote for ole Punkin Head n/t
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:14 PM
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15. Brit Fucking Hume. n/t
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:14 PM
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16. Scaife, AIles and Murdoch. Propagandists all. n/t
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japple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:15 PM
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17. Just h-bomb all of 'em with a flaming sack. Save PBS, which
isn't entirely clean, but the best of the lot. Whatever you do, make sure none of that flaming stuff touches Amy Goodman. She is a goddess.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:17 PM
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19. Couric. While she's dressed for a fancy ball. Hit her in the gums.
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jazzwinders Donating Member (75 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:18 PM
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20. The Scar
and Patrick Buchanan.
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:20 PM
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22. Pat Buchanan...
would be first in line.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:23 PM
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23. Well, Glenn Beck, Lou Dobbs & Brit Hume are high on my list, but I'd have to go with O'Lielly
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:24 PM
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24. O'Reilly
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nomaco-10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:25 PM
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25. #1 hannity #2 scarborough and 3rd o'reilly n/t
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:26 PM
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27. Three way tie between SpinSannity, O'Lielly and Murderin' Joe.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:29 PM
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28. Oh geez...I can't pick just one.
I'd have to go with Scarborough, Dobbs, Blitzer, Tweety, O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson, Pat Buchanan, Tim Russert, Glenn Beck, everyone on Faux Noise...

I need a lot of flaming sacks of shit.
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Upfront Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:52 PM
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32. Easy choice
Charles and Gorge from ABC working hard to become Fox News No. 2.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 06:56 PM
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33. There isn't a sack of shit big enough to hit all of the ones who deserve it. n/t
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 07:00 PM
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34. I'd wait 'til the next Press Club dinner
set up a big ol' fan in between me and the guests, then fling the sack into the fan.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 07:01 PM
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35. Glenn Beck. Major fascist.
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chill_wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 07:06 PM
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36. and total kook-fart! n/t
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 07:09 PM
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37. Matthew Continetti
i know he really isn't a big part of the msm, but, still...
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 08:45 PM
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43. What a little fucking twit that child is.
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 07:22 PM
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38. It would be easier to say who DOESN"T deserve a flaming sack of shit...
FOX would be easy- nobody at FOX doesn't deserve a flaming sack of shit.

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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 07:37 PM
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39. Cokie Roberts
or John Stossel.

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 07:38 PM
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40. Toss up Lou or OLickly.
Edited on Fri Apr-25-08 07:49 PM by lonestarnot
Then there's Christy Paul, Karin Chetry and Wolfie who looks like he's already been slammed, swallowed and :puke: back onto shore.
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BulletproofLandshark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 07:42 PM
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41. Rupert Murdoch
The head MSM shitstain in charge.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 08:43 PM
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42. Tony Snow....no, Chris Wallace....or Brit Hume.....yeah, Britt....or maybe Tony Snow
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 08:47 PM
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44. Bill Fucking Kristol
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 08:49 PM
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45. Let's ad "Rev." Hagee to the list. I'd also need a few for OxyRash. nt
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 08:52 PM
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46. Too many to choose from
Unfortunately, they probably wouldn't even feel it with all the flaming shit coming out of their mouths.
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Edweird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 09:08 PM
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47. Glenn Beck. Something about him makes me scream at my TV.
I dislike him the most.
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