South Jersey cop charged with barnyard sex

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

A South Jersey police officer, in jail after being accused of molesting three children, was charged yesterday with four counts of animal cruelty for having sex with barnyard animals, authorities said.

Patrolman Robert Melia, 38, was suspended last week by the Moorestown Police department after authorities raided his Moorestown home and seized a computer and pornographic materials.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20080423_S_J__cop_charged_with_barnyard_sex.html

Oh, to see a computer scan of this guy's voter registration card.

One more thing: He got to carry a gun. And perhaps a taser. And bother people a lot, sometimes on nothing more than "gut instinct"(See: Whim). I find that more than a little troubling.

[slackmaster]

1. What's his DU Forums screen name?

:hide:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. I don't know.

I hope he doesn't have one. We cannot have some weirdo disturbing the Yaks over there. They are, after all, shy and fragile creatures.

[Wcross]

25. I SWEAR she was in heat, what was I supposed to do?:)

[shain from kane]

2. "... four incidents involving cows." Where's the beef?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. I will bet he is reconsidering...

The Vegan Lifestyle, right about now.

[shain from kane]

8. His idea of foreplay was to play with Bessie's teats.

[meow2u3]

17. I guess he likes his milk straight from the source

:rofl:

[shain from kane]

20. Why marry a cow, when the milking's free?

[uppityperson]

4. Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do, with cows. nt

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. I live in Northwest Jersey and grew up here.

I do remember local farmboys explaining the delights of "The Stump-Broke Heifer" and "The Lamb" to me. I was not convinced by their flowery prose.

[hisownpetard]

29. Don't know why, but i thought you were from CA.

[lumberjack_jeff]

24. LOL

:rofl:

[NightWatcher]

6. Moooooo means NO

[Thepricebreaker]

26. Ahhaha!

[undeterred]

9. That's udderly disgusting.

:hide:

[babylonsister]

10. Leave it to you, my friend, to

elevate the conversation around here. :rofl:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

13. Well, it is a few rungs up the rhetorical evolutionary ladder...

From GDP these days. ;-)

[TomInTib]

18. I'd rather have sex with a cow than muck about in GD/P.

Hell, I would rather get caught having sex with a cow than get caught posting in GD/P.

[Raejeanowl]

22. Oh, Dear!

Then how does one interpret your 55-I assume voluntary?-posts there since April 1st?

[TomInTib]

23. That wasn't me posting.

Bessie (my favorite heifer) figured out my password.

I am really quite surprised, since neither of us has any use for either Dem candidate.

[Raejeanowl]

27. Then You'd Better Change Your Password For Self-Protection

Because she's still at it even as we speak tonight.

[TransitJohn]

11. He was just

keeping his gun in his Holstein.

[JackBeck]

12. Hey that's my hometown!

:wow:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

15. As well as the current residence...

Of one "Dave Haynie" of Amiga Computer fame. Has a lovely home and piece of land with a pond that is one of the most productive mosquito hatcheries on the planet.

[AlCzervik]

14. he also sexually assaulted 3 underage girls.

Melia and Pemberton filmmaker Heather Lewis, 32, were charged April 13 with the sexual assaults of three girls at Melia's house

[TomInTib]

16. No bull...

Melia and Pemberton filmmaker Heather Lewis, 32, were charged April 13 with the sexual assaults of three girls at Melia's house. The assaults occured on multiple occasions during the last five years, said a spokesman for the Burlington County Prosecutor's office said.

Melia is being held on $510,000 bail at the Burlington County Jail in Mount Holly. Lewis, who is charged with aggravated sexual assault and criminal sexual contact, is being held on $300,000 bail at the Women's Detention Center in Pemberton.



"Hey, Bobby.... I have this camera, you see. Do you have any ideas?".

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

21. I am sure there is more to this story...

Than is being reported. Considerably more. Some of which must be causing some people in BurlCo and surrounding areas more than a bit of discomfort. Because it sounds like they had someone who was willing to pay for such films.

One thing he probably does not have to worry about is getting bothered in the clink. I am sure someone this loony receives a very wide berth from the other residents.

You gotta admit, the guy definitely came up with the almost perfect strategy to fuck up his life. Not to mention the girls.

[Mad_Dem_X]

19. He messes with kids *and* animals

Beyond disgusting. Neuter this SOB.

[Canuckistanian]

28. Man, oh man

Anyone who is THAT desperate for a receptacle is a sick puppy.

Hey, Mr. Policeman, ever tried developing some SOCIAL SKILLS?

[mitchtv]

30. The problem with cows..

You have to bend over so far to kiss them

[BeachBaby]

31. Unreal.

I have lived in south Jersey my whole life. Moorestown is an absolutely beautiful town - as a matter of fact, Money Magazine chose Moorestown, NJ as the best town in the NATION to live because of its next-to-zero crime rate. It's a wonderful place to raise a family and join in community activities. It's the home of many a high-powered attorney; high-profile physicians; the founder of Commerce Bank; as well as several of the Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Flyers, Philadelphia Sixers and Philadelphia Phillies. BIG MONEY TOWN.

Just goes to show that no amount of money can save you from scum.

I pulled this up from my local newspaper tonight - thought you would get a good laugh from the comment section, although I imagine that alot of people in south Jersey are really disgusted/upset/disillusioned by this:

http://www.courierpostonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080423/NEWS01/804230341

[LisaL]

32. Lock your cows.

Sick.

[rove karl rove]

33. Heather...

the filmmaker that was arrested with the cop? Was she filming their crimes?

btw, I've heard of many bad cops, this dude is one of the worst.