i'm sorry....i just can't vote for a guy whose name sounds like a terrorist

[Gato Moteado]

i mean mccain sounds too similar to mcveigh and i just can't imagine ever voting for the guy because of that. i hope all the freeptards will join me in not voting for the guy with the terrorist name.

[blonndee]

1. LOL!

Nice.

[Gato Moteado]

14. glad you liked it, my friend

nt

[DS1]

2. Well played

puts away shotgun

[Gato Moteado]

13. hey, my friend

isn't it starting to look like all the republican party can give us is tards and terrorists?

[DS1]

33. and taints

[merh]

3. LOL, you are good!

[Gato Moteado]

17. you are good too, my friend

[gateley]

4. I'll vote for YOU! Very funny! nt

[Gato Moteado]

18. i'll take your vote happily, my friend

nt

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

5. Got me.

[Gato Moteado]

19. that's right, my friend

nt

[parasim]

6. Nice.

I was so pissed when I saw your subject line and came in here steaming... then, psyche!

[Gato Moteado]

21. don't get pissed, my friend....you'll only seem unstable like john mccain

nt

[parasim]

38. Point well taken...

nt

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

34. I had that with the Tony Snow Appreciation thread! lol!

[Gato Moteado]

37. it's two-fer tuesday, my friend

nt

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

105. Thanks!!!

[parasim]

41. Heh heh...

Yeah, it's actually good to have psyche threads like this sometimes to make us realize how over serious we take this board...

[gateley]

56. I missed that - but I'm roaring at the very thought! nt

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

104. Here you go! :):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Cresent City Kid]

7. Fished in!

Nicely done.

[Gato Moteado]

23. thank you, my friend

nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. DUzy!

[Gato Moteado]

24. right on, my friend

nt

[Fenris]

9. Huzzah, Sir!

[Gato Moteado]

25. back atcha, my friend

and god bless DU.

[Middle finga]

10. Good one

[Gato Moteado]

26. thank you my friend

nt

[The Wielding Truth]

11. eww, I was ready for a fight..... Loved it.

[Gato Moteado]

27. i'm a lover, not a fighter, my friend

nt

[The Wielding Truth]

51. Well, I'm a fighter and a lover. Just human, I guess.

[Gato Moteado]

54. whatever you are, you're my friend, my friend.

nt

[The Wielding Truth]

61. ah sweet

[roguevalley]

12. you are such a bad thing! LOL!

[Gato Moteado]

28. i'm a very bad thing, my friend

nt

[lisa58]

15. good one

[Gato Moteado]

29. thank you my friend

nt

[babylonsister]

16. Well done, Gato!

and Good to see you!

[Gato Moteado]

30. thank you sis, my friend

how the hell have you been?

[babylonsister]

49. Excellent, and I want to visit you with my husband. Got room?

Can we chat, and how far are you from a coast? I'm serious! If this idea doesn't totally annoy you, PM me!

[Gato Moteado]

53. you're never far from a coast in costa rica

do you prefer pacific or caribbean? we got 'em both.

[babylonsister]

57. Ha! I figured that. I'll PM you. nt

[leaningprog]

20. You are a very afraid person, I feel sorry for you.

I can't say it is not to be expected. 7 years of the Bush gang
has scared America out of it's wits while Halliburton and Cheney
danced to the cha ching sounds.

Hillary has used fear every bit as ruthlessly as Karl Rove or Lee
Atwater. Be afraid, be very afraid, and if you must, stay terrified
for the rest of your life. But be warned, it will poison you and
you will look back on a life of being scared to death just in time
to be afraid of what comes next. You have been fed poison, and it
sounds like you have learned to like the taste of it.

A terrified America is not the America that got us where we are.
It has however, created powerful political dictators and made them
and all their cronies wealthy.

I am not terrified of a woman being president, a black man who uses
an African instead of a Plantation owner derived name, or even of
the Republicans. I am concerned that if we continue to live in fear,
it is going to be a self fulfilling prophecy.

I truly hope that you can shake it and live a more balanced life.

[Gato Moteado]

35. did you even read my post, my friend?

did the joke go over your head, my friend?

[swimmernsecretsea]

82. I knew this would happen! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

Hee hee hee!




========>Your joke


Their head

[Bluenorthwest]

137. That is what makes it reeeealy funny...

When they bite! Humor heals all! Peace to all!

[Rockholm]

178. Knuckledraggers are short by nature.

Therefore, it went WAY over his/her head.

[MadMaddie]

63. Satire is your friend!! Reread the post.....

And our friend obviously lives a balanced life...because a sense of humor is critical in this day and age.

[Harry Monroe]

72. Uh..??? I'm guessing humor and satire are not your strong suits??

[MADem]

139. My guess is that READING below the subject line is the problem!

[MADem]

138. This is even more amusing than the OP! And the OP was amusing!!

Nothing funnier than a self-righteous, hectoring SKIMMER!! What's actually terrifying is that people like this have the vote!

Any relation to this person? Why doncha give us your views on youth in Asia, while, you're at it?




Ewwww.....never mind!

[Gato Moteado]

144. or free erections in china, my friend

i miss gilda!

[MADem]

145. Me, too! NT

[Suich]

22. LOL!

Thought you'd gone to the dark side for a minute!

[Gato Moteado]

31. no way, my friend

i'm afraid of the dark side.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

32. You are on a roll!!!!

[Gato Moteado]

40. that's right my friend

nt

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

106. :)

[laylah]

36. ..

Got me!

[Gato Moteado]

39. i knew i would, my friend

nt

[Cleita]

42. Funneee, gatito!

[Gato Moteado]

45. gracias, mi amiga

nt

[pinto]

43. Ha. Well done.

The Repubs ought really be hoist on their own petards, politically. From "compassionate conservatism" on down the line.

[Gato Moteado]

44. exactamente, my friend!

nt

[HuffleClaw]

46. *snicker*

up here in the 'great white north' McCain is a brand of french fries

[Harry Monroe]

74. I like that!!! McCain aka "Mr. Potato Head"!!!

[malaise]

47. Excellent

[stillcool]

48. smiling is so under-rated...

[Uncle Joe]

50. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread, Gato Moteado.

[Canuckistanian]

52. Hahahha, right on!

And I hear that McCain likes religious extremists like Hagee. Extremists who agitate against Catholic Christians.

Why, what would McVeigh (*ahem*) McCain DO once he's in power? Round up all the Catholics and send 'em to Guantanamo?????

No, no.

Wake up, America.

*on edit*
If this thread doesn't get a DUZY, I'm writing my Congressman.
And I don't even have a Congressman.

[Gato Moteado]

55. he would send the pope to gitmo, my friend

nt

[Poiuyt]

58. STOP SAYING, "MY FRIEND!!!!"

I worry that we're going to have to hear that for the next 4 years.

[yodermon]

62. (OMG i just got that

this thread just got much funnier)

[Gato Moteado]

66. ok, my friend

[barbtries]

59. good one

you totally got me. i was thinking you'd had a conversation with a 20 percenter.

[HughMoran]

60. You got me good

kicked and recommended - funny post

[MadMaddie]

64. Bravo Gato Moteado!!

Realed me in...so smooth

[Xenotime]

65. HA :Þ

[badgerpup]

67. Terrorist? I think NOT...

I can't vote for someone whose name is so much like the guy who killed his brother in the Bible.

McCAIN...

The very FIRST guy to kill in the name of religion, I might add.

Even this old hippie pagan has some standards.

[moodforaday]

164. Oh, the biblical Cain is the archetypal terrorist!

He's a guy who killed his own brother about God. That's below the standards of even Bush's favorite friendly family.

[Nikki Stone1]

68. Does McCain have IRA connections???? Enquiring minds want to know!!!!

[progressoid]

69. Oh you libruls. Doncha know that Christians ain't terrists.

[Ilsa]

70. Hah! You made me look! I would have gone on to "My DU"

if I hadn't seen your opener first.

Pretty damn good. I mean, "McCain" and "McVeigh" have names like they are from the same country, and maybe they studied the same religion, but we won't know for sure since one of them is dead.

[Gato Moteado]

71. one is a corpse and the other one looks like a corpse...

my friend

[Gato Moteado]

73. what the hell, my friends....only 45 recs.......

my friends, let's rec' the shit out of this post to ensure 100 more years of it.

my friends.

[LibertyorDeath]

75. When he becomes President

I hope he changes his last name to his middle name

as a massive FUCK YOU to all the Semi Retarded Americans!!!

[Shoelace]

76. heh, that is one fun post mon ami!

read it to hubby who laughed out loud. Actually, will tell to all my Dem friends and a few Pubby relatives, am sure they'll see the humah!

[Gato Moteado]

77. my friends....we're only at 58 recs.....

my friends, we want to stay the course in this post for another 100 years.

[FVZA_Colonel]

85. Alright, you got another one!

Are you happy?!

[Gato Moteado]

112. thank you, my friend

nt

[mmonk]

78. Yeah! And he wasn't even born here.

[Gato Moteado]

79. he's a foreign terrorist.....

call the DHS! and why is joe lieberman hanging all over him?

[BlueCaliDem]

80. Roflmao Gato! You gpt me... Yep, you got me all right. N/T

[Gato Moteado]

81. don't feel bad my friend

it happens to the best of us.

[BlueCaliDem]

142. LOL. Thanks you. ;-) eom

[ConsAreLiars]

83. You are referring to the guy whose name literally means "Son of Cain."

The original, according to his religious mythology, example of a fratricidal psychopath motivated by greed. The name fits quite well, and we have to credit Grandpa John with being true to his legacy. A long and much-honored family history of professional murderers.

[sutz12]

84. I was wonderin' how you would pull that one off...

Good one!

[Gato Moteado]

197. thank you, my friend

nt

[FVZA_Colonel]

86. This... this is it.

This is the greatest thread.

[rAVES]

87. Excellent! I was coming in for blood!

[Connonym]

88. Got me!

and they're both light-skinned too so it's especially eerie the similarities. Oooh creepy, makes me shiver.

[DetlefK]

89. Put that on a billboard

[Perry Logan]

90. Didn't McCain kill McAbel?

[mcollier]

92. Standards and rules in the election process doesn't matter, my friend...

[Gato Moteado]

118. their other brother, mcdonald, opened up a fast food chain

nt, my friend

[GalleryGod]

91. WEll Done, Indeed!

MCain an Billary are 21st Century "PANDER BEARS"!

[TexasLady]

93. Good one.

[DrDan]

94. well done

I got sucked right in

[nightrain]

95. good one!!!! :)) I LOL!!!!! (nt)

[ChairmanAgnostic]

96. proud to be the 80th rec.

[VWolf]

97. RE-FRAME the issue!!! Well done!

[BrklynLib at work]

98. EXCELLENT!!!

[SavageDem]

99. You had me at "terrorist", my friend

Love your tagline, too (Sinclair Lewis) - have that bumper sticker on my car, being a good Minnesotan (as was Mr. Lewis).

[KSinTX]

100. My friend, thank you for helping my friends lighten up. Your friend. K&R

[leaningprog]

101. the joke did go over my head, but it hit my heart

Gato, I saw the code words very early and often in PA. Jewish heritage
Ed Rendell basically said right up front, PA doesn't vote for black
people and he made it stick. If someone in Rendell's position would
have made a big whoop out of him having a Jewish backround, he would
not have got in either. And I saw my former President and his ruthless
wife play every fear and tension and possible angle to fuel the doubt
and fear of a state roaring into the 21st century on 1950 mindsets.

The die is cast for the Clintons, minorities, pick your white surrogate
for white office, because this is where America is stuck, and as long
as the Clintons are able, this is where it is good for the Clintons
to keep America stuck.

For as long as I live, I will devote my voice and energy whenever the
chance arises, to work against the Clintons in every way possible.
And the Rendells, Lanny Davis, Harold Ickes, and all the trash
DLC operatives.

I hope that Barack Obama remains himself, and is not drawn further
into becoming like the Clintons and the DLC slime that drips off
our party like vomit.

[Gato Moteado]

117. you should devote your voice and energy to work against the repukes....

...not the clintons. the enemies of democracy and the destroyers of the world are the nazis called the republican party. focus your energy there instead, my friend.

[leaningprog]

148. I'm still looking for my laugh Gato, thank you for working on me to smile

Gato, I disagree with many Republican ideas, and tactics but do not
believe their rank and file are nazis, I still see them as Americans
that share our country. The Neocons and haters in the Republican party
and the DLC Clinton fiefdom in our own use indistinguishable tactics
to send cartoon caliber ruthless dogs to the top of the heap, and destroy
any person who might really challenge them with the populace.

E.G. Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell sure got destroyed by the
Bush regime just like the Clintons handed Al Gore a turd
with a ribbon on it as the baton for his race.

I don't think ruthless pack dogs have political parties, they
kill, they eat, and they mate, the good ones tell you it's the
fun part, and for them, it is.

This isn't like me Gato, someone is tickling me with good intentions
and I am still puking up chunks of Clinton I ate when I had a weak
and foolish moment.

[sazemisery]

102. Being from Oklahoma, I laughed a little harder, thanks. n/t

[Politicalboi]

103. You had me going

Your right McCain does sound like McVeigh

[Mad_Dem_X]

107. LOL!

Good one.

[iamthebandfanman]

108. i heard mccain was a secret muslim

and that jerry falwell endorsed him after saying 9/11 was gods punishment for gay pride parades and such....


ooooohhh wait that second part IS true.
look at me, going and puttin facts into a funny thread.

[racaulk]

109. You got me!

Nicely done!

[SharonRB]

110. ROFLMAO

Ya got me!

[DangerousRhythm]

111. Haha!

You know, that's a good comeback. I'm filing it away in my arsenal.

[Gato Moteado]

113. i've used it myself a few times, my friend

nt

[Gato Moteado]

114. my friends....we're up to 94 recs....just 6 more to keep this thread going.....

...for 100 years.

my friends.

[Lerkfish]

115. happy to be number 96 rec.

[Gato Moteado]

116. thank you my friend

four more recs! four more recs!

[EnviroBat]

119. Awesome!

[Iggo]

120. 7am and I was all ready for a board war.

You got me good, my freind.

Rec'd y kicked.

[Gato Moteado]

121. did you say war, my friend?

you've got at least 100 more years of it to look forward to if the guy with terrorist sounding last name gets elected.

[GaYellowDawg]

122. HILARIOUS!!!

That, my friend, was genius.

[Gato Moteado]

123. thank you, my friend

nt

[purji]

124. Thank you! I so needed a laugh today. n/t

[Gato Moteado]

128. you're welcome, my friend

nt

[DrZeeLit]

125. Thanks... I soooo needed a laught today! n/t

[Gato Moteado]

129. you're welcome, my friend

nt

[Anser]

126. Woohoo..

I gave it the 100th Rec!

/chant on

100 more years... 100 more years ... 100 more years

/chant off

Nice post, funny stuff.

[Gato Moteado]

127. you're a true patriot, my friend!

thank you, my friend

[gollygee]

130. Well played

Very clever.

[Gato Moteado]

131. thank you, my friend

nt

[Ikonoklast]

132. Weenie.

Got me.

You do have a point.

Both are (or were) angry white guys with violent tendencies.

[IowaGirl]

133. I think one of the great things that separates Dems from Repugs

is our excellent sense of humor. Nice job, thanks for the laugh.

[RedEarth]

134. Good one!.... an American born and raised terrorist

[Gato Moteado]

143. my friend, he wasn't born in the US

nt

[RedEarth]

160. My friend, I was referring to Timothy McVeigh ... McVeigh was born & raised in NY

McVeigh was born in Lockport, New York, and raised in nearby Pendleton, New York. He was the middle child of three, and the only male child. He earned his high school diploma from Starpoint Central High School.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh

[Gato Moteado]

165. ah, my bad, my friend

please excuse my stupidity.

[nichomachus]

135. Damn -- you just made me spam all my friends with this one

[jpertello]

136. HAHA!

You got me! I needed a laugh after last night! Thanks!

[Jennifer C]

140. !!!

[Krashkopf]

141. I'm Sorry . . . I just can't agree with anyone who's name in Spanish means . . .

"Speckled Cat."

Your statement would be just as non-sensical. Good point, Gato.

[hidorsey]

146. huh?

You have got to be kidding!!! That kind of thinking got us 8 years of Bush and Cheney. How much do you know about Obama? Have you read his books? Have you done any research beyond what his name rhymes with? Have you actually thought about what Hillary and McBush would get us into? Take a deep breath and turn your brain back on.

[Gato Moteado]

147. relax, my friend. calm down. take a deep breath, my friend......

my friend, please read the whole post before writing a reply.

my friend.

[timtom]

149. Trickbagged!

Trickbagged, I tell you!

[Gato Moteado]

151. sorry, my friend.

hope you're not mad, my friend.

[timtom]

162. Mad???

Hell, no!

I'm tickled pink. That was a good one!

Thanks for the laugh.

Cheers.

[rambler_american]

150. Just wanted to add...

that McCain was born in Panama, a country that the father of our esteemed President saw fit to invade during his tenure. Coincidence? I think not.

[Historic NY]

152. With that "my friend", your sounding like McSame.

[Gato Moteado]

154. that's right, my friend

nt

[Indenturedebtor]

153. BWAHAHAHAH

Brilliant

[Cabcere]

155. Well played, sir.

[Gato Moteado]

196. thank you, my friend

nt

[Epiphany4z]

156. Now that was

funny...ty for the much needed laugh

[Gato Moteado]

195. any time, my friend!

nt

[WilliamPitt]

157. Perfect

[Gato Moteado]

183. thank you, my friend

nt

[Midlodemocrat]

158. Excellent.

[Ian_rd]

159. Hehe. Post of the day, I declare.

[Barrymores Ghost]

161. NICE form!! K&R

[wallwriter]

163. What's even creepier is they're both Christians! n/t

[sushi]

166. If names are important to you

Does Hussein sound better?

[Gato Moteado]

168. um....my post is a sarcastic response to the freeptards and repuke....

....politicians who say just that about obama's name. how did you not figure that out?

[jgraz]

167. Gotta say, I totally didn't see that coming.

I knew you had a joke in there, but ...

Very nice.

[MindMatter]

169. Some of the greatest criminals of all time have been named John

John Dillinger
John Ford Seale
John Wayne Gacy
John List
John Couey
John Salvi
John Hogan

Really folks, we can't take a chance on a guy so closely associated with the criminal world.

And don't get me started on the Jacks.

Jack the Ripper
...

[Gato Moteado]

171. you forgot john tesh, my friend

nt

[alfredo]

170. I bet that person voted twice for a terrorist that had an Anglo sounding

name. Big difference.

[Gato Moteado]

172. who voted twice, my friend?

nt

[alfredo]

177. Any person who would say they wouldn't vote for a person with a name

that sounds like a terrorist name. Most likely that person is a bush voter.

[Gato Moteado]

179. exactly! that's what this post is ridiculing

did that go over your head?

[alfredo]

181. Not really, I just wanted to say that bush is a terrorist and people voted

for him twice.

[Gato Moteado]

184. oh, ok....for some reason i thought you were calling me a bush voter

and that's why i figured you didn't get the joke.

[alfredo]

185. No, I've seen myself nude in front of a full length mirror, I know

a joke when I see it.

[Gato Moteado]

189. ok, my friend!

thank you for your support.

[alfredo]

190. You're welcomed

[myrna minx]

173. K&R, my friends.

[dlfuller]

174. WTF LOL

HAHahhahahah
Thought you were a troll.....
HAHahhahahah

[FrenchieCat]

175. And don't forget that McVeigh.....I mean McCain was born in Panama!

Is that a state in America? Didn't think so!

[montanto]

176. Not to mention that Mc

is like "of" or "from" and Cain, was that one guy, you know, who killed his brother!!

He's totally a terrorist!!

[atjrpsych]

180. good one!

That is a good point to argue! What idiot would base their vote on the way a name sounds? Let me guess...............

[Gato Moteado]

182. a dumbass republican or freeper would, my friend

this thread was put here to mock them.

[Gato Moteado]

186. well, my friends.....

....thank you for your support

[newmajority]

187. McCain is the ANTICHRIST!!!!!

McCain literally translated means "Son of Cain".

Who was Cain? According to the bible, he was the first murderer, who killed his brother Abel because he was jealous that God liked Abel's sheep sacrifices more than Cain's veggies. (Apparently God isn't a Vegan)

Murderers, naturally, do the will of Satan

So John, the Son of Cain is an agent of Satan!!!

[Gato Moteado]

188. wow....vegans are evil?

who knew, my friend?

[Aristus]

191. Bravo!

I can't wait to use this on those right-wing mutton-heads...

[Gato Moteado]

193. please do, my friend!

and let us know what they have to say about it.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

192. Well Done!

I give it a 10!

[Gato Moteado]

194. thank you, my patriotic friend!

nt