i'm sorry....i just can't vote for a guy whose name sounds like a terrorist

i mean mccain sounds too similar to mcveigh and i just can't imagine ever voting for the guy because of that. i hope all the freeptards will join me in not voting for the guy with the terrorist name.

isn't it starting to look like all the republican party can give us is tards and terrorists?

I was so pissed when I saw your subject line and came in here steaming... then, psyche!

Yeah, it's actually good to have psyche threads like this sometimes to make us realize how over serious we take this board...

and

Good to see you!

how the hell have you been?

Can we chat, and how far are you from a coast? I'm serious! If this idea doesn't totally annoy you, PM me!

do you prefer pacific or caribbean? we got 'em both.

I can't say it is not to be expected. 7 years of the Bush gang
has scared America out of it's wits while Halliburton and Cheney
danced to the cha ching sounds.

Hillary has used fear every bit as ruthlessly as Karl Rove or Lee
Atwater. Be afraid, be very afraid, and if you must, stay terrified
for the rest of your life. But be warned, it will poison you and
you will look back on a life of being scared to death just in time
to be afraid of what comes next. You have been fed poison, and it
sounds like you have learned to like the taste of it.

A terrified America is not the America that got us where we are.
It has however, created powerful political dictators and made them
and all their cronies wealthy.

I am not terrified of a woman being president, a black man who uses
an African instead of a Plantation owner derived name, or even of
the Republicans. I am concerned that if we continue to live in fear,
it is going to be a self fulfilling prophecy.

I truly hope that you can shake it and live a more balanced life.

did the joke go over your head, my friend?

Hee hee hee!

:bounce:

========>Your joke

Their head

When they bite! Humor heals all! Peace to all!

Therefore, it went WAY over his/her head.

And our friend obviously lives a balanced life...because a sense of humor is critical in this day and age.

Nothing funnier than a self-righteous, hectoring SKIMMER!! What's actually terrifying is that people like this have the vote!

Any relation to this person? Why doncha give us your views on youth in Asia, while, you're at it?

Ewwww.....never mind!

Thought you'd gone to the dark side for a minute!

:hi:

i'm afraid of the dark side.

The Repubs ought really be hoist on their own petards, politically. From "compassionate conservatism" on down the line.

up here in the 'great white north' McCain is a brand of french fries

Thanks for the thread, Gato Moteado.

And I hear that McCain likes religious extremists like Hagee. Extremists who agitate against Catholic Christians.

Why, what would McVeigh (*ahem*) McCain DO once he's in power? Round up all the Catholics and send 'em to Guantanamo?????

No, no.

Wake up, America.

*on edit*
If this thread doesn't get a DUZY, I'm writing my Congressman.
And I don't even have a Congressman.

I worry that we're going to have to hear that for the next 4 years.

this thread just got much funnier)

you totally got me. i was thinking you'd had a conversation with a 20 percenter.

kicked and recommended - funny post

Realed me in...so smooth :applause:

I can't vote for someone whose name is so much like the guy who killed his brother in the Bible.

McCAIN...

The very FIRST guy to kill in the name of religion, I might add.

Even this old hippie pagan has some standards.

He's a guy who killed his own brother about God. That's below the standards of even Bush's favorite friendly family.

if I hadn't seen your opener first.

Pretty damn good. I mean, "McCain" and "McVeigh" have names like they are from the same country, and maybe they studied the same religion, but we won't know for sure since one of them is dead.

my friends, let's rec' the shit out of this post to ensure 100 more years of it.

my friends.

I hope he changes his last name to his middle name

as a massive FUCK YOU to all the Semi Retarded Americans!!!

read it to hubby who laughed out loud. Actually, will tell to all my Dem friends and a few Pubby relatives, am sure they'll see the humah! :toast:

my friends, we want to stay the course in this post for another 100 years.

call the DHS! and why is joe lieberman hanging all over him?

it happens to the best of us.

The original, according to his religious mythology, example of a fratricidal psychopath motivated by greed. The name fits quite well, and we have to credit Grandpa John with being true to his legacy. A long and much-honored family history of professional murderers.

This is the greatest thread.

and they're both light-skinned too so it's especially eerie the similarities. Oooh creepy, makes me shiver.

MCain an Billary are 21st Century "PANDER BEARS"!

I got sucked right in

Love your tagline, too (Sinclair Lewis) - have that bumper sticker on my car, being a good Minnesotan (as was Mr. Lewis).

Gato, I saw the code words very early and often in PA. Jewish heritage
Ed Rendell basically said right up front, PA doesn't vote for black
people and he made it stick. If someone in Rendell's position would
have made a big whoop out of him having a Jewish backround, he would
not have got in either. And I saw my former President and his ruthless
wife play every fear and tension and possible angle to fuel the doubt
and fear of a state roaring into the 21st century on 1950 mindsets.

The die is cast for the Clintons, minorities, pick your white surrogate
for white office, because this is where America is stuck, and as long
as the Clintons are able, this is where it is good for the Clintons
to keep America stuck.

For as long as I live, I will devote my voice and energy whenever the
chance arises, to work against the Clintons in every way possible.
And the Rendells, Lanny Davis, Harold Ickes, and all the trash
DLC operatives.

I hope that Barack Obama remains himself, and is not drawn further
into becoming like the Clintons and the DLC slime that drips off
our party like vomit.

...not the clintons. the enemies of democracy and the destroyers of the world are the nazis called the republican party. focus your energy there instead, my friend.

Gato, I disagree with many Republican ideas, and tactics but do not
believe their rank and file are nazis, I still see them as Americans
that share our country. The Neocons and haters in the Republican party
and the DLC Clinton fiefdom in our own use indistinguishable tactics
to send cartoon caliber ruthless dogs to the top of the heap, and destroy
any person who might really challenge them with the populace.

E.G. Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell sure got destroyed by the
Bush regime just like the Clintons handed Al Gore a turd
with a ribbon on it as the baton for his race.

I don't think ruthless pack dogs have political parties, they
kill, they eat, and they mate, the good ones tell you it's the
fun part, and for them, it is.

This isn't like me Gato, someone is tickling me with good intentions
and I am still puking up chunks of Clinton I ate when I had a weak
and foolish moment.

Your right McCain does sound like McVeigh

and that jerry falwell endorsed him after saying 9/11 was gods punishment for gay pride parades and such....

ooooohhh wait that second part IS true.
look at me, going and puttin facts into a funny thread.

You know, that's a good comeback. I'm filing it away in my arsenal.

...for 100 years.

my friends.

four more recs! four more recs!

You got me good, my freind.

Rec'd y kicked.

you've got at least 100 more years of it to look forward to if the guy with terrorist sounding last name gets elected.

That, my friend, was genius.

I gave it the 100th Rec!

/chant on

100 more years... 100 more years ... 100 more years

/chant off

Nice post, funny stuff.

thank you, my friend

LOL!	blonndee	Apr-22-08 08:13 PM	#1
glad you liked it, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:21 PM	#14
Well played	DS1	Apr-22-08 08:13 PM	#2
hey, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:20 PM	#13
and taints	DS1	Apr-22-08 08:29 PM	#33
LOL, you are good!	merh	Apr-22-08 08:13 PM	#3
you are good too, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:21 PM	#17
I'll vote for YOU! Very funny! nt	gateley	Apr-22-08 08:14 PM	#4
i'll take your vote happily, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:21 PM	#18
Got me.	WHEN CRABS ROAR	Apr-22-08 08:15 PM	#5
that's right, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:22 PM	#19
Nice.	parasim	Apr-22-08 08:15 PM	#6
don't get pissed, my friend....you'll only seem unstable like john mccain	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:23 PM	#21
Point well taken...	parasim	Apr-22-08 08:30 PM	#38
I had that with the Tony Snow Appreciation thread! lol!	OmmmSweetOmmm	Apr-22-08 08:29 PM	#34
it's two-fer tuesday, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:30 PM	#37
Thanks!!!	OmmmSweetOmmm	Apr-23-08 08:38 AM	#105
Heh heh...	parasim	Apr-22-08 08:33 PM	#41
I missed that - but I'm roaring at the very thought! nt	gateley	Apr-22-08 09:21 PM	#56
Here you go! :):	OmmmSweetOmmm	Apr-23-08 08:36 AM	#104
Fished in!	Cresent City Kid	Apr-22-08 08:15 PM	#7
thank you, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:24 PM	#23
DUzy!	Starbucks Anarchist	Apr-22-08 08:15 PM	#8
right on, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:24 PM	#24
Huzzah, Sir!	Fenris	Apr-22-08 08:15 PM	#9
back atcha, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:25 PM	#25
Good one	Middle finga	Apr-22-08 08:18 PM	#10
thank you my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:25 PM	#26
eww, I was ready for a fight..... Loved it.	The Wielding Truth	Apr-22-08 08:19 PM	#11
i'm a lover, not a fighter, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:25 PM	#27
Well, I'm a fighter and a lover. Just human, I guess.	The Wielding Truth	Apr-22-08 09:10 PM	#51
whatever you are, you're my friend, my friend.	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 09:17 PM	#54
ah sweet	The Wielding Truth	Apr-22-08 09:42 PM	#61
you are such a bad thing! LOL!	roguevalley	Apr-22-08 08:20 PM	#12
i'm a very bad thing, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:26 PM	#28
good one	lisa58	Apr-22-08 08:21 PM	#15
thank you my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:26 PM	#29
Well done, Gato!	babylonsister	Apr-22-08 08:21 PM	#16
thank you sis, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:27 PM	#30
Excellent, and I want to visit you with my husband. Got room?	babylonsister	Apr-22-08 08:55 PM	#49
you're never far from a coast in costa rica	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 09:16 PM	#53
Ha! I figured that. I'll PM you. nt	babylonsister	Apr-22-08 09:24 PM	#57
You are a very afraid person, I feel sorry for you.	leaningprog	Apr-22-08 08:23 PM	#20
did you even read my post, my friend?	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:29 PM	#35
I knew this would happen! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!	swimmernsecretsea	Apr-23-08 01:46 AM	#82
That is what makes it reeeealy funny...	Bluenorthwest	Apr-23-08 11:15 AM	#137
Knuckledraggers are short by nature.	Rockholm	Apr-23-08 07:16 PM	#178
Satire is your friend!! Reread the post.....	MadMaddie	Apr-22-08 10:33 PM	#63
Uh..??? I'm guessing humor and satire are not your strong suits??	NotGonnaTakeIt	Apr-22-08 11:31 PM	#72
My guess is that READING below the subject line is the problem!	MADem	Apr-23-08 11:28 AM	#139
This is even more amusing than the OP! And the OP was amusing!!	MADem	Apr-23-08 11:26 AM	#138
or free erections in china, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 12:09 PM	#144
Me, too! NT	MADem	Apr-23-08 12:13 PM	#145
LOL!	Suich	Apr-22-08 08:23 PM	#22
no way, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:28 PM	#31
You are on a roll!!!!	OmmmSweetOmmm	Apr-22-08 08:28 PM	#32
that's right my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:31 PM	#40
:)	OmmmSweetOmmm	Apr-23-08 08:43 AM	#106
..	laylah	Apr-22-08 08:30 PM	#36
i knew i would, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:31 PM	#39
Funneee, gatito!	Cleita	Apr-22-08 08:35 PM	#42
gracias, mi amiga	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:39 PM	#45
Ha. Well done.	pinto	Apr-22-08 08:37 PM	#43
exactamente, my friend!	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 08:38 PM	#44
snicker	HuffleClaw	Apr-22-08 08:42 PM	#46
I like that!!! McCain aka "Mr. Potato Head"!!!	NotGonnaTakeIt	Apr-22-08 11:34 PM	#74
Excellent	malaise	Apr-22-08 08:44 PM	#47
smiling is so under-rated...	stillcool47	Apr-22-08 08:45 PM	#48
Kicked and recommended.	Uncle Joe	Apr-22-08 09:09 PM	#50
Hahahha, right on!	Canuckistanian	Apr-22-08 09:15 PM	#52
he would send the pope to gitmo, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 09:19 PM	#55
STOP SAYING, "MY FRIEND!!!!"	Poiuyt	Apr-22-08 09:26 PM	#58
(OMG i just got that	yodermon	Apr-22-08 09:52 PM	#62
ok, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 10:39 PM	#66
good one	barbtries	Apr-22-08 09:31 PM	#59
You got me good	HughMoran	Apr-22-08 09:33 PM	#60
Bravo Gato Moteado!!	MadMaddie	Apr-22-08 10:35 PM	#64
HA :Þ	Xenotime	Apr-22-08 10:37 PM	#65
Terrorist? I think NOT...	badgerpup	Apr-22-08 10:55 PM	#67
Oh, the biblical Cain is the archetypal terrorist!	marekjed	Apr-23-08 04:10 PM	#164
Does McCain have IRA connections???? Enquiring minds want to know!!!!	Nikki Stone1	Apr-22-08 11:01 PM	#68
Oh you libruls. Doncha know that Christians ain't terrists.	progressoid	Apr-22-08 11:06 PM	#69
Hah! You made me look! I would have gone on to "My DU"	Ilsa	Apr-22-08 11:11 PM	#70
one is a corpse and the other one looks like a corpse...	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 11:31 PM	#71
what the hell, my friends....only 45 recs.......	Gato Moteado	Apr-22-08 11:33 PM	#73
When he becomes President	LibertyorDeath	Apr-22-08 11:34 PM	#75
heh, that is one fun post mon ami!	Shoelace	Apr-22-08 11:38 PM	#76
my friends....we're only at 58 recs.....	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 01:28 AM	#77
Alright, you got another one!	FVZA_Colonel	Apr-23-08 02:30 AM	#85
thank you, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 09:23 AM	#112
Yeah! And he wasn't even born here.	mmonk	Apr-23-08 01:29 AM	#78
he's a foreign terrorist.....	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 01:38 AM	#79
Roflmao Gato! You gpt me... Yep, you got me all right. N/T	BlueCaliDem04	Apr-23-08 01:40 AM	#80
don't feel bad my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 01:41 AM	#81
LOL. Thanks you. ;-) eom	BlueCaliDem04	Apr-23-08 12:06 PM	#142
You are referring to the guy whose name literally means "Son of Cain."	ConsAreLiars	Apr-23-08 01:48 AM	#83
I was wonderin' how you would pull that one off...	sutz12	Apr-23-08 02:07 AM	#84
thank you, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-26-08 09:28 AM	#197
This... this is it.	FVZA_Colonel	Apr-23-08 02:33 AM	#86
Excellent! I was coming in for blood!	rAVES	Apr-23-08 05:35 AM	#87
Got me!	Connonym	Apr-23-08 06:07 AM	#88
Put that on a billboard	DetlefK	Apr-23-08 06:37 AM	#89
Didn't McCain kill McAbel?	Perry Logan	Apr-23-08 06:44 AM	#90
Standards and rules in the election process doesn't matter, my friend...	mcollier	Apr-23-08 07:22 AM	#92
their other brother, mcdonald, opened up a fast food chain	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 10:09 AM	#118
WEll Done, Indeed!	GalleryGod	Apr-23-08 07:21 AM	#91
Good one.	TexasLady	Apr-23-08 07:32 AM	#93
well done	DrDan	Apr-23-08 07:37 AM	#94
good one!!!! :)) I LOL!!!!! (nt)	nightrain	Apr-23-08 07:39 AM	#95
proud to be the 80th rec.	antifaschits	Apr-23-08 07:47 AM	#96
RE-FRAME the issue!!! Well done!	VWolf	Apr-23-08 07:54 AM	#97
EXCELLENT!!!	BrklynLib at work	Apr-23-08 08:09 AM	#98
You had me at "terrorist", my friend	SavageDem	Apr-23-08 08:18 AM	#99
My friend, thank you for helping my friends lighten up. Your friend. K&R	KSinTX	Apr-23-08 08:22 AM	#100
the joke did go over my head, but it hit my heart	leaningprog	Apr-23-08 08:31 AM	#101
you should devote your voice and energy to work against the repukes....	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 10:07 AM	#117
I'm still looking for my laugh Gato, thank you for working on me to smile	leaningprog	Apr-23-08 12:25 PM	#148
Being from Oklahoma, I laughed a little harder, thanks. n/t	sazemisery	Apr-23-08 08:32 AM	#102
You had me going	BecauseBushSaysSo	Apr-23-08 08:32 AM	#103
LOL!	Mad_Dem_X	Apr-23-08 08:50 AM	#107
i heard mccain was a secret muslim	iamthebandfanman	Apr-23-08 08:55 AM	#108
You got me!	racaulk	Apr-23-08 09:02 AM	#109
ROFLMAO	SharonRB	Apr-23-08 09:04 AM	#110
Haha!	DangerousRhythm	Apr-23-08 09:07 AM	#111
i've used it myself a few times, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 09:28 AM	#113
my friends....we're up to 94 recs....just 6 more to keep this thread going.....	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 09:29 AM	#114
happy to be number 96 rec.	Lerkfish	Apr-23-08 09:53 AM	#115
thank you my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 09:59 AM	#116
Awesome!	EnviroBat	Apr-23-08 10:10 AM	#119
7am and I was all ready for a board war.	Iggo	Apr-23-08 10:11 AM	#120
did you say war, my friend?	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 10:14 AM	#121
HILARIOUS!!!	GaYellowDawg	Apr-23-08 10:15 AM	#122
thank you, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 10:17 AM	#123
Thank you! I so needed a laugh today. n/t	purji	Apr-23-08 10:19 AM	#124
you're welcome, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 10:25 AM	#128
Thanks... I soooo needed a laught today! n/t	DrZeeLit	Apr-23-08 10:19 AM	#125
you're welcome, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 10:25 AM	#129
Woohoo..	Anser	Apr-23-08 10:19 AM	#126
you're a true patriot, my friend!	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 10:24 AM	#127
Well played	gollygee	Apr-23-08 10:28 AM	#130
thank you, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 10:41 AM	#131
Weenie.	Ikonoklast	Apr-23-08 10:46 AM	#132
I think one of the great things that separates Dems from Repugs	IowaGirl	Apr-23-08 10:51 AM	#133
Good one!.... an American born and raised terrorist	RedEarth	Apr-23-08 10:55 AM	#134
my friend, he wasn't born in the US	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 12:07 PM	#143
My friend, I was referring to Timothy McVeigh ... McVeigh was born & raised in NY	RedEarth	Apr-23-08 02:55 PM	#160
ah, my bad, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 04:25 PM	#165
Damn -- you just made me spam all my friends with this one	nichomachus	Apr-23-08 10:56 AM	#135
HAHA!	jpertello	Apr-23-08 11:05 AM	#136
!!!	Jennifer C	Apr-23-08 11:43 AM	#140
I'm Sorry . . . I just can't agree with anyone who's name in Spanish means . . .	Krashkopf	Apr-23-08 11:48 AM	#141
huh?	hidorsey	Apr-23-08 12:17 PM	#146
relax, my friend. calm down. take a deep breath, my friend......	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 12:20 PM	#147
Trickbagged!	nathan hale	Apr-23-08 12:43 PM	#149
sorry, my friend.	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 12:52 PM	#151
Mad???	nathan hale	Apr-23-08 03:53 PM	#162
Just wanted to add...	rambler_american	Apr-23-08 12:44 PM	#150
With that "my friend", your sounding like McSame.	Historic NY	Apr-23-08 01:10 PM	#152
that's right, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 01:28 PM	#154
BWAHAHAHAH	Indenturedebtor	Apr-23-08 01:27 PM	#153
Well played, sir.	Cabcere	Apr-23-08 01:36 PM	#155
thank you, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-25-08 04:40 PM	#196
Now that was	Epiphany4z	Apr-23-08 01:40 PM	#156
any time, my friend!	Gato Moteado	Apr-25-08 03:28 PM	#195
Perfect	WilliamPitt	Apr-23-08 01:53 PM	#157
thank you, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-24-08 08:49 AM	#183
Excellent.	Midlodemocrat	Apr-23-08 01:54 PM	#158
Hehe. Post of the day, I declare.	Ian_rd	Apr-23-08 01:57 PM	#159
NICE form!! K&R	Barrymores Ghost	Apr-23-08 03:49 PM	#161
What's even creepier is they're both Christians! n/t	wallwriter	Apr-23-08 04:02 PM	#163
If names are important to you	sushi	Apr-23-08 04:30 PM	#166
um....my post is a sarcastic response to the freeptards and repuke....	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 04:38 PM	#168
Gotta say, I totally didn't see that coming.	jgraz	Apr-23-08 04:34 PM	#167
Some of the greatest criminals of all time have been named John	MindMatter	Apr-23-08 05:01 PM	#169
you forgot john tesh, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 05:15 PM	#171
I bet that person voted twice for a terrorist that had an Anglo sounding	alfredo	Apr-23-08 05:11 PM	#170
who voted twice, my friend?	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 05:16 PM	#172
Any person who would say they wouldn't vote for a person with a name	alfredo	Apr-23-08 07:02 PM	#177
exactly! that's what this post is ridiculing	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 07:18 PM	#179
Not really, I just wanted to say that bush is a terrorist and people voted	alfredo	Apr-23-08 07:49 PM	#181
oh, ok....for some reason i thought you were calling me a bush voter	Gato Moteado	Apr-24-08 07:10 PM	#184
No, I've seen myself nude in front of a full length mirror, I know	alfredo	Apr-24-08 09:12 PM	#185
ok, my friend!	Gato Moteado	Apr-25-08 08:47 AM	#189
You're welcomed	alfredo	Apr-25-08 12:00 PM	#190
K&R, my friends.	myrna minx	Apr-23-08 05:18 PM	#173
WTF LOL	dlfuller	Apr-23-08 05:29 PM	#174
And don't forget that McVeigh.....I mean McCain was born in Panama!	FrenchieCat	Apr-23-08 05:40 PM	#175
Not to mention that Mc	montanto	Apr-23-08 06:41 PM	#176
good one!	atjrpsych	Apr-23-08 07:44 PM	#180
a dumbass republican or freeper would, my friend	Gato Moteado	Apr-23-08 08:29 PM	#182
well, my friends.....	Gato Moteado	Apr-24-08 09:16 PM	#186
McCain is the ANTICHRIST!!!!!	newmajority	Apr-24-08 09:23 PM	#187
wow....vegans are evil?	Gato Moteado	Apr-24-08 10:46 PM	#188
Bravo!	Aristus	Apr-25-08 12:01 PM	#191
please do, my friend!	Gato Moteado	Apr-25-08 01:20 PM	#193
Well Done!	Lone_Star_Dem	Apr-25-08 12:07 PM	#192
thank you, my patriotic friend!	Gato Moteado	Apr-25-08 01:20 PM	#194