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HamdenRice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:31 PM
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DU again missing the most important news story of all --- ----- -------- ---- >Jenna's Wedding!!!
Edited on Tue Apr-22-08 01:34 PM by HamdenRice
Jenna is getting married May 10th!

The groom is Henry Hager!

Jenna's wedding will be at the Bush family Crawford, Texas ranch!

She will wear an Oscar de la Renta wedding gown and her bridesmaids will wear pastel Lela Rose gowns and Barbara Bush's will be gray to match her eyes!

Poor daddy George says that the wedding is becoming expensive and he has had to make sensitive budgetary and spending decisions to arbitrate between Jenna and Laura!

So let's all not trouble our beautiful minds about those irrelevant subjects that we won't talk about and let's all give our thoughts to Jenna's happy, happy, beautiful, beautiful wedding!!!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iRLDd63PnfuapfWAPrck...
http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2008-04-21-bush...
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/04/whats_not_so_ele...
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20178975,00.htm...
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=88...
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:32 PM
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1. Words cannot express
my repulsion for this crap. :puke:
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HamdenRice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:33 PM
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2. Oh poo poo to you too! Poo, I say! Poo
Jenna is getting married!
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:43 AM
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20. ...
:rofl:
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:34 PM
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3. Jenna and Laura are in Glen Rock, NJ at a children's bookstore,
pushing their latest collaboration. Ironically Maria Shriver is about 2-1/2 miles away at another bookstore, pushing her latest effort.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:34 PM
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4. America's sweetheart.





NOT!




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HamdenRice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:36 PM
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8. Oh poo! Why sully our beautiful minds with such an image??? Poo, I say!
Edited on Tue Apr-22-08 01:36 PM by HamdenRice
Jenna is getting married!
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:35 PM
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5. At least they're not going to sully the White House with this...
Edited on Tue Apr-22-08 01:35 PM by Cooley Hurd
IMO, the BEST White House wedding was Alice Roosevelt's (to Congressman Nicholas Longworth). That was a helluva party - I got SO wasted!!!! :D :hangover:
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:35 PM
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6. Will Jenna be wearing a flag pin
on her wedding dress?
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:35 PM
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7. will Anna Nicole or Britney or Paris be there? well, I guess Anna Nicole won't be....
but I want to know about the others!!

Those dear kids aren't going to Aruba for their honeymoon, are they?
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 11:53 AM
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23. No, I've heard they're going to Afghanistan...
Jenna's Dad convinced her when he said it was "romantic and exciting..." :eyes:
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:37 PM
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9. Actually, I wish they would treat us to a White House wedding.
After all the crap we've been through these seven years, the least they could do was their best equivalent of a state wedding. But, of course, they don't have the grace to do so.

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lurky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:37 PM
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10. Will they sacrifice a virgin?
Maybe have some gladiator battles to entertain the guests?
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HamdenRice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:38 PM
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13. A goat will be slaughtered in the basement
and Jenna and Poppy will drink its warm blood, but they always do that.

Poo on you if you are trying to make something bad out of that charming family tradition.
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lurky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:59 PM
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19. "Poo on you"
Edited on Tue Apr-22-08 01:59 PM by lurky
Shhhhh! We're not supposed to talk about that part of the ceremony!

:rofl:
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:37 PM
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11. My guess is Daddy's not cutting the booze budget...
word is Jenna and Henry have bought a home in Baltimore.
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:43 PM
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16. I'm sure the margaritas will be made from the finest tequilas. n/t
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:38 PM
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12. She knows we hate her father. That's why they're having it at the pig farm.
It's remote and difficult for people to go there to protest. She may actually be an OK person and just decided to keep it quiet.
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:39 PM
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14. Hope this dosn't happen at her wedding:
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HamdenRice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:41 PM
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15. Why should we waste our beautiful minds on such irrelevant things ...
to paraphrase Babs?
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Shoelace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:46 PM
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17. so the Devil wears Oscar, not Prada?
gawd, what has this world come to? :evilgrin:

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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 01:52 PM
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18. Nice!
:rofl:
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BigDaddy44 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 12:20 PM
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21. I can see the catty brigade is in full attack mode
Okay, the kids getting married. And the news is covering it. So what? Would you expect anything different? I really find it amusing that will all going on in the world, DU'ers are actually taking time out of their day to take shots at a 20 something kid who's never hurt anyone (and apparently not accomplished much, but thats beside the point) and is getting married. Of course the news is going to cover the Presidents daughter getting married.

Can we worry about more important things please? War. Gas Prices. Pending food shortages.

And, shame on me for being dumb enough to not only READ this thread, and even worse, respond to it.

Here....I'll give the more paranoid of you out there some fodder to alert me. I hope she has a great time at her wedding, and lives a long and happy life with her new husband. There. I must be a Bush loving neocon now.
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Mudoria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 12:54 PM
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25. I agree with you fully. I hope she and her new husband have
a long happy life and a great wedding. DU wouldn't be complete without the usual bile and hatred that runs throughout it.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 12:27 PM
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22. babs will wear gray to match her skin
nt
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 12:00 PM
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24. Is the dress being made of
crocodile skin?
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