We're #1 !!!!!!

[Old and In the Way]

DU's the clear winner on the internet scale of smuttiness (based on Carlin's "7 dirty words"), that is. Results are in from a rigorous scientific analysis conducted at this site (see? they used a spreadsheet to compile the numbers).

http://newsbuckit.blogspot.com/2007/02/seven-words-you-...

Overall, we have an insurmountable lead over the RW bloggosphere....1.5MM pages of smut vs. only a paltry 37,285 pages on the RW landscape. And DU, commands 2/3 of the total pages!

Fucking* outstanding work, folks!






* Make that 947,001 total DU pages.

[porphyrian]

1. Fuck yeah. - n/t

[Virginia Dare]

2. That's fucking awesome!...n/t

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. Fuck yeah we rule!

[YOY]

4. Fuck Yeah!

Fuckity Fuck-fuck yeah! That's so fuckingly fucking awesome!

[Kelly Rupert]

5. I like how many Wonkette has,

considering they only have a few posts a day, each with a dozen or fewer comments. They do like their assfucking tag.

[11 Bravo]

6. I think I understand now why DU gets filtered out at work.

Thank goodness for internet proxies.

[Buzz Clik]

7. And all those instances of my use of "asswipe" totally gone to waste.

[matcom]

8. That SHIT is FUCKING OUTSTANDING!

[dkofos]

9. Holy fuckin shit

We are totaly fuckin awesome.

[133724]

10. So can someone tell what is more profane...Fuck or 3200 dead yanks & 600,000 dead iraqis??????

Screw this...

[dogday]

11. My husband uses the word "fuck" as an adjective

and I have picked up the bad habit of it as well... It's a fucking shame really....

[Old and In the Way]

19. It's the Swiss Army Knife word in our vocabulary.

Can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, and adjective. Can even be used as a proposition.

I know some people who manage to use the word in all 4 contexts....within the same sentence.

[Sequoia]

51. Same here.

The other night my daugher said "But you cuss in public" Do I, I don't even think about it anymore. Lord, I'm turning into a fishwife for sure.

[Yavin4]

12. Why Do You All Have To Fucking Curse So Much?

Geesh. You fuckers have no fucking class.

[Xenotime]

62. Fuck you!

[Richard D]

13. unbe-fucking-leivable!

I've always thought "get fucked" was a great thing to say to someone.

[Bjornsdotter]

14. My goodness

...that is a commanding lead.

Cheers

[jobycom]

15. Gee willikers, that's swell!

I mean, fucking nifty.

[meegbear]

16. If 'douchebag' was one of those words ....

We'd be off the charts!

FUCKING AWESOME!

[sharp_stick]

18. I think your sig line is a big part of it

I keep meaning to click on it from home, my work network blocks the link. I really want to know what's up with Dan Savage.

[meegbear]

21. I PM'ed the text of it to you

[sharp_stick]

27. Thanks

Does this guy still believe any of the shit he spewed?

[meegbear]

37. Dunno ...

while it bothers that some people said they supported the war based on the info they had, at least they didn't bitchslap us for not.

Like Andrew Sullivan, if you supported it then, you have no credibility now.

[Debi]

17. I rarely see the word 'tits' on DU.....just sayin n/t

[YOY]

20. Karl Rove has some Cheezy Nippled Tits for brains.

Happy now?

[Debi]

22. Oh Boy!! I certainly won't mention the additional three words then....

[Madspirit]

23. So fucking proud! Whoohoohoo n/t

[tridim]

24. Adults, both young and old use curse words in real life too

What's the story here?

Edit: Gawd Dammit!

[MilesColtrane]

25. Lefties have more to curse about....

with that cocknose President Shitstain in office.

[helderheid]

26. Kick the shit out of this and get it on the fucking greatest page!

[CatWoman]

28. Fucking "A"

[verse18]

29. Well, fuck me! How 'bout that?

[roamer65]

30. Reminds me of Tom Lehrer's song: Smut

Give me smut and nothing but...

[Buns_of_Fire]

52. (More, more, I'm still not satisfied.....)

...As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut it must be ut-terly without redeeming social importence..."

(And to think I can do that from memory! Fucking Awesome!)

[roamer65]

85. "Indecent magazines galore...

I like them more, if they're hard core..."

[Greyhound]

31. Utter nonsense, I cursory glance at the provided lists shows this a perfect

example of a worthless survey. The obvious faults are too many to bother listing, but what the fuck, hooray for us!

[Old and In the Way]

33. yeah, that was the funny part.

I like how he got the numbers to an accuracy of 6 significant numbers. What a joke. And, wtf, Greenwald had only 1 smutty page on his site? How did that happen?

[Yukari Yakumo]

32. Oh Hell Yes!

And fuck that motherfucking cocksucker Bush and all of those pussy chickenhawks who piss on our freedoms.

And that cunt Ann Coulter too. Eat shit and die bitch. Grow some tits too.

...

Used all 7. My job here is done.

[malaise]

34. LOL

I helped

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

35. Absofuckinglutely outfuckingstanding.

No fucking shit, folks. That's fucking great.

[Jack Rabbit]

36. Thunder and molasses!! Congratulations, gang.

[cascadiance]

38. This is HUGH, we're leading the morans!

I wonder if their spelling abilities and tendency to not be "direct" when they use profanity (like saying F*K! instead of FUCK!) might have something to do with these stats.

What would be cooler is if we could turn a spell checker loose on both sites and see which sites have a greater percentage of mispelled or unintelligible words than the other! That might be fun!

[originalpckelly]

39. Woohoo! That's fucking wonderful!

[mikelgb]

40. LOLz

here is their scientific google search string:

site:democraticunderground.com shit OR piss OR fuck OR cunt OR cocksucker OR motherfucker OR tits OR "mother fucker" OR "cock sucker"

[Zavulon]

41. That fucking ROCKS.

Fuck, that's fucking GREAT news!

[Contrary1]

42. Aw, c'mon. We can do much better than just being #1...

And to that end, I am posting this little tutorial. Apologies to those who have already seen it,
but then you don't need educated on the proper use of this versatile little word anyway.

English #101

[yowzayowzayowza]

43. Fuckina!

[CJCRANE]

44. We obviously swear a lot more at B*sh-Cheney

than the other blogs.

[Hubert Flottz]

45. Mike Hunt is proud of youse guys!

[eridani]

53. Is that Jack Hoff's brother-in-law?

I'm sure both are mighty pleased.

[carolinayellowdog]

46. Violence is the RW preferred form of obscenity

If they measured the number of posts advocating violence, the wingers would "win" 18-1 over the lefties.

[LSK]

47. no fucking way!!! holy shit!!!

[Swamp Rat]

48. hee hee!

[Jeanette in FL]

49. Can we get some more fucking recommendations here

only 6. Un-fucking-believable. Hit that fucking rec button now.

[Straight Shooter]

50. I am fuckin' wiped out from reading all these fuckin' hilarious posts.

[SoCalDem]

54. It was nice of him to give us an index of sites we might want to visit

[Unbowed]

55. Well aren't we just a bunch of liberal pottymouths!

Well, we beat the neocon motherfuckers at profanity. Not surprising when you consider that these assholes are the inspiration for our profanity. (That felt good. Just let it rip! Yeah!)

[rasputin1952]

56. I think it's because te RW hasn't figured out how to spell "fuck"...

"fock" appears to be right up there w/"morans".

[Rosemary2205]

67. LOL nt

[DIKB]

57. Holy. . .

Fucking Moses. DU all by itself almost TRIPLES the number of uses by left leaning blogs.

[NastyDiaper]

58. Where's the Fucking Rude Pundit?

/recount!

[Canuckistanian]

59. No fucking way!

That's fuckin' awesome....

[Ganja Ninja]

60. That's only because they don't know how to spell.

Otherwise they'd have beat us hands down.

[Hissyspit]

61. Who gives a shit.

[wicket]

63. Fuck you freepers you fucking fucks

[Mnemosyne]

64. One more fucking kick! n/t

[Mnemosyne]

65. Fuck! Error: You've already recommended that thread. n/t

[robinlynne]

66. I love you guys in the morning! oh, and as my mother used to say: fuckshitpiss!

[0rganism]

68. "We train young men to drop fire on people..."

"...But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it's obscene!"
(Kurtz/Brando in Apocalypse Now FTWDAK)

[proud patriot]

69. Right fucking On

[TheBaldyMan]

70. Only because Richard Nixon never blogged.

[progressoid]

71. Fuckin' A!!!11!

[TheBaldyMan]

72. We fucking pwn the swearisphere

DU 900,000+ swearwords

[Control-Z]

73. I am so fucking proud

to be a member of this community.

[greendog]

74. The results are probably skewed.

Once you allow for misspelled variants of Carlin's "7 dirty words" the right wingers will win by a mile.

[montanto]

75. I've never said tits here, so,

let me take this opportinity to say: tits.

[TheBaldyMan]

76. another fucking kick for all the sweary liberals

[Hubert Flottz]

77. At least we don't scream it out in the US Senate Chamber...

in front of Gawd and everybody! Like the Devilish Dickster did!

[live love laugh]

78. 947,000!!! Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Ya bastid.

[distantearlywarning]

79. Goddamn! That's fucking awesome, bitches! n/t

[Hard_Work]

80. Keen!

Lefties rule!

Anyway, I don't trust that guy. Fuck that fucking fucker.

[sakabatou]

81. Heh

That's great

[Eurobabe]

82. fuckin' AYE!!!

That's so goddam awesome!

[live love laugh]

83. Here's a kick to get us to 100,000--keep up the good work DUers

[TZ]

84. Someone has too much fuckin time on their hands...

they should just get a fucking life already. Why the fuck does it matter (and why the fuck is this so much damn fun anyway?)

[Cha]

86. I'm afraid I've

contributed to that..thanks to the emotion of losing my country to bushit fascists.

[lumberjack_jeff]

87. Tits. Oops, now I've done it.

How could that be? Only four of the seven are allowed by the rules.

edit: punctuation.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

88. Out-fucking-standing!!

[BlooInBloo]

89. If I've helped even one asswipe to fuck off, I've been successful.

[live love laugh]

90. Kick ass DU!

[baldguy]

91. I wonder what the numbers would be if they subtracted the Lounge?

[Madspirit]

92. I have a friend

...a good liberal and her actual New Year's Resolution was to cuss more this coming year. haha
Lee

[devilgrrl]

93. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits!!!!

[WillyT]

94. And Tits Doesn't Even Belong On The List !!!

Sounds so friendly, like tits on a ritz.

Betcha can't eat just one.

OK... through channeling Carlin now.