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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-16-08 12:49 AM
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'We don't even know if Osama is still alive'
Edited on Wed Apr-16-08 01:09 AM by BigBearJohn
After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive,' Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:

* 370H-SSV-0773H *

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NSA.

Eventually they asked Britain 's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.'




We are in trouble...
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-16-08 12:52 AM
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1. ...priceless...
:spray: :rofl:
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-16-08 02:26 AM
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3. Glad you liked it.
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ConsAreLiars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-16-08 01:07 AM
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2. The elite always view everything upside down,
and never from the point of view of those they exploit, abuse, offend, insult, and murder. No surprise here.

Gave me a laugh. Thanks.
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mirrera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-16-08 04:47 AM
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4. no wonder I never have a day off!!!
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