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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:14 PM
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Is This Wealthy British Tory Also an Emperor's Club Client?

According to the British tabloid News of the World, the Duke of Westminster also gets his whores from the Emperor's Club VIP. He is Britain's third richest man and "heads his country's Territorial Army," who fight the terrorists. Since these incredible things were not quite enough for his paid sex whore to have sex with him, here's what he told her to seal the deal: "Osama bin Laden was alive and hiding in Pakistan."

The Emperor's Club arranged the Evil Duke's tryst with Zana Brazdek, 26, whose whore name is Shanna. Shanna "was paid 2,000 in 50 notes to have sex with the Duke on December 28 at his plush mews house in central London." A whole ton of pounds! That's like 5,500 billion American scrip leaves, no?

Wait. What the fuck is a "mews house"? Let's consult Wikipedia: "Mews is chiefly a British term referring to a certain type of stabling with living quarters." No, that does not make sense at all. But there is another meaning that makes more sense than anything else:



The Mews also can refer to a birdhouse designed to house a raptor... Freeloft mews are commonly used for private falconry, captive breeding, and raptor rehabilitation, while traditional mews are more commonly used for education.


So the Duke of England fucked an Emperess -- Whore Diamond(TM) rating unknown -- in London's Jurassic Park Express dino-rehab compound. What other details does the Emperess herself offer?


"He told me that British soldiers were getting tested for sexual diseases every three months because they were sleeping with women all over the world." Later, without batting an eyelid at the irony of the situation, the Duke went on to ask Zana to have sex WITHOUT a condom.


He's right there -- raptors cannot give STDs to humans.

http://wonkette.com/367082/is-this-wealthy-british-tory...

BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Bush wiretapp just nabs the UK's wealthiest CONSERVATIVE! OOPS!



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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:18 PM
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1. (Client #3, I think). . .
Not sure which channel I heard this on. . .
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:19 PM
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2. MSNBC just reported it.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:32 PM
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7. I heard Client #6 on MSNBC. I wonder if they are going to deliberately out all of the johns to
justify their outing Spitzer.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:19 PM
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3. The good Duke owns much of Central London.
Edited on Wed Mar-12-08 04:19 PM by Kutjara
He's the biggest landlord in the UK, owning much of the real estate in Westminster, Mayfair, Belgravia, Marylebone, Kensington, Knightsbridge, and just about any other tony neighborhood you'd care to mention. The only reason he's "third richest" now is because house prices have been slipping for the past year. For most of the past two decades, he was very firmly the richest man in Britain.

Good to know that even stratospherically rich guys can't get laid. That's a small comfort for the rest of us.
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magellan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:21 PM
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4. And here he is in all his glory
Would you let this poke you, at any price?

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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 05:08 PM
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13. Even the snazzy cloak and the chains of office can't do much for that putz, eh?
No fool like an old fool, I guess!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:23 PM
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5. $5,000 would never be enough----
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:47 PM
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10. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Damn this is funny.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 05:09 PM
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14. Jesus, he looks like he's "taking a bit of a strain" there, doesn't he?
He's either about to pop a blood vessel or crap his drawers, one or the other!
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:30 PM
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6. This is truly a-mew-sing! The NY Daily News reports that he is Prince William's Godfather.
It sounds like this Godfather gave Zana an offer she couldn't refuse! ;)
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:42 PM
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8. His Lordship got very chatty about Osama bin Laden.
Zana, who is from Lithuania, told us exclusively: "Because he kept talking about the Army the first thing I thought about asking him was what he knew about Osama bin Laden.

"I remember him talking about fighting the Taliban and saying that bin Laden was hiding out in a village in Pakistan.

"I was a little stunned when he told me about bin Laden.

"He was completely serious when he told me that he was alive and that he was hiding.

"I'm sure the information he was telling me was true and that he probably knew because of his job with the government. He was saying he goes to these places regularly and likes to see all the people he is in charge of.


http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/dukeboasts.shtml




What happened to loose lips sink ships?



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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:44 PM
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9. Bit of a chatterbox, eh? So much for "discretion" But then, he was a rather rude cad--didn't call
the girl a taxi...




    Zana, who is from Lithuania, told us exclusively: "Because he kept talking about the Army the first thing I thought about asking him was what he knew about Osama bin Laden.

    "I remember him talking about fighting the Taliban and saying that bin Laden was hiding out in a village in Pakistan.
    "I was a little stunned when he told me about bin Laden.
    "He was completely serious when he told me that he was alive and that he was hiding.
    "I'm sure the information he was telling me was true and that he probably knew because of his job with the government. He was saying he goes to these places regularly and likes to see all the people he is in charge of.
    "He was telling me how much he loved the Army and how many men he's in control of.
    "I could tell he was an Army man because there were military hats all around. .....

    Then it was down to business. Yet even with all his billions the Duke tried to get a discount on the 750-an-hour agreed with the agency. With Zana there for two hours, the payment should have been 1,500.
    But Grosvenor tried to say the fee was for a total of 1,000.

    When Zana said she would call the agency to discuss the arrangement the Duke quickly backtracked and offered her an extra 1,000 not to call the agency ...meaning she ended up with 2,000.

    Zana said: "The whole lot was in 50 notes and all in one of his business envelopes." .....The Duke then offered Zana a drink. She asked for champagne and moments later she was sipping the first of several glasses from fine crystal as they chatted about her work. ...Afterwards the Duke brought proceedings to a swift end.

    Zana said: "Before the sex he kept telling me how beautiful I was. ...."But as soon as he'd had his way with me I was out of the door. ..."He wouldn't even call a cab and I had to walk up to the end of the road to hail a black cab."


    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/dukeboasts.shtml
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 04:59 PM
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11. All this is probably not a very smart
career move for Zana. Those old rich guys don't like their name sullied by some commoner.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 05:06 PM
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12. She probably has been fired by the Club, or they've shut down their UK franchise, and she needed
money. NOTW and other tabs over there don't hesitate to pay, and pay well.
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